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published every weekday except major holidays
Wednesday, May 28, 2008 Volume XVI, Number
242
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?.. Waterfest
2008 will be held on Saturday, May 31 from 10:00
a.m. to 4:00 p.m. in Kellogg Lake, Carthage.
Featuring free entertainment by Kufara African
Marimba Band, rock climbing walls, food vendors
and kangaroo gyms. Educational demonstrations
including live reptiles and recycling. Sponsored
by Streamteam 3320. For more info call (417)
673-2723
Did Ya Know?... June
11-- Officials from the Small Business
Administration (SBA) will be at the Chamber
Office from 10:00 am to 2:00 pm to answer
questions and present information concerning
financing and refinancing of business projects
with SBA loans. Please RSVP for those who would
like to attend.
Did Ya Know?... June
13-- Friday Morning Coffee, 7:00-8:00 a.m. at
Kellogg Lake. What a great way to start your day!
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today's
laugh
"Well, I think I will just
have to trade in my new Thunderbird. I just
cant afford those big cars anymore."
"Well, you know what they say about the
automobile."
"No, what?"
"Its an invention that made people go
fast and money faster."
The radio has added five
thousand words to our vocabulary --- not
including those used when the thing wont
work.
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1908
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
THE REASON.
The reason why the
newspapers are the best mediums for reaching the people
and securing business is that they come into closer touch
with the public than any other kind of publications. They
greet the readers eye 365 days in the year. It is
the persistency, if we may call it, of the newspaper that
gives it value. Every day it is new and must be read and
every day the merchant is making a direct appeal to the
reader for his patronage. It is the constant dropping of
water that wears away the hardest stone.
CARTHAGE SOUVENIR
POSTAL CARDS.
Carl Laughead has put out
some handsome photographic souvenir postals of Carthage
with views as follows:
"Jasper County
Courthouse."
"Elks Club
House."
"Scene in Central
Park."
"Along Picturesque
Spring River."
On sale at Harrington News
stand for 10 cents each or 3 for 25 cents.
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Today's
Feature
Jasper County
Declared Disaster Area.
News release
President Bush has
issued a major disaster declaration for Barry,
Jasper and Newton Counties in Missouri,
triggering the release of federal funds to help
individuals recover from the severe storms and
tornadoes that occurred May 10-11. The tornados
killed 16 people in Missouri, hospitalized more
than two dozen others and caused widespread
property damage in the three Missouri counties.
Neighboring Ottawa County, Oklahoma, where six
people were killed, was declared a federal
disaster area earlier.
"The disaster
declaration opens the way for federal aid to
start flowing immediately into the three
counties," Blunt said. "Federal
disaster teams now have authority to help
families with money and direct assistance to
begin the process of recovering from the damages
of the deadly storms."
First, disaster
victims who suffered loses in the May 10-11
storms should register with the Federal Emergency
Management Agency (FEMA) by calling toll free
1-800-621-3362 or TTD 1-800-462-7585. The
disaster declaration (FEMA-1760-DR) covers only
individual and household loses not covered by
insurance, but anyone suffering a loss should
register so that their eligibility can be
determined. Additional designations may be made
at a later date after further evaluation of
extensive losses to utilities, public buildings
and infrastructure.
Individual
disaster assistance is money or direct assistance
to individuals, families and businesses in an
area where property has been damaged or destroyed
and losses are not covered by insurance. It is
meant to help with critical expenses that cannot
be covered in other ways. This assistance is not
intended to restore damaged property to its
condition before the disaster.
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Just Jake
Talkin' Mornin'
I still get a big kick outa some of the studies
and their conclusions.
I see the other day that some
group has spent money figurin out that
quality day care is somehow related to kids that
dont end up in jail as often . They
compared these kids to ones who were visited at
least four times a year at home by social
workers.
Like all studies, the
conclusions are drawn that fit the expectations.
I suppose there are some who would conclude that
social workers should stop checkin on the
kids.
Course some common sense
would tell ya that kids with any kind of quality
care make for more stable adults. Just a guess,
but stable adults probly raise more stable
kids.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Here's A Tip
By JoAnn Derson
"I have a 42-inch
plasma television with only one wall I can
display it on. This wall receives two hours of
direct sunlight each morning, and it shines
directly onto the screen. I covered it with
towels, but that seemed like too much work, so I
purchased a mattress cover for a babys
crib. It fits perfectly -- the dimensions of the
cover are 42 inches by 27 1/2 inches. Being
fitted with elastic corners, it fits snugly in
place. -- D.J., via e-mail
"I sew a lot and do
alterations for many people. I have found that if
I use invisible thread for the top thread and
change bobbins for different colors, I save a lot
of time by not threading the needle every time I
do a different-colored garment." -- J.S.,
via e-mail
Want to make that
manicure last longer? Paint under the tip of your
nail. Experts say it can extend the life of your
polish for up to three days, by preventing
chipping. To keep nails shiny between polishes,
coat with a clear, UV-protecting coat every other
day.
"If you are just
starting to gray, heres a great tip that
came from my hairdresser that has worked for me.
Instead of plucking those random grays (we all
do), give it a quick shot with an appropriate
color of mascara. Madam Hairdresser says that
when you pluck, you create shorter strands that
mix in with the longer hair, and that can give
your head a messy look. Mascara works for
me." -- U.T. in Texas
"Facial cleansers
are less likely to irritate your skin if you
apply them to damp skin. They will lather better,
too." -- E.L. in Minnesota
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