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Monday, November 24, 2008 Volume XVII, Number
111
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... The
Carthage Humane Society will hold a taco
salad & silent auction night on Monday,
November 24 from 6:30 to 9 p.m. in the
Southwest Missouri Bank, 2417 S. Grand. Use
NW entrance. Adults $5.00, Children 10 and
under $3.00 All proceeds go to the Carthage
Humane Society.
Did Ya Know?... The
Carthage Senior Center, 404 E. 3rd, will hold
a Senior Dance on November 25 from 7 to 10
p.m. Music by Max Brown.
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today's
laugh
A sailor was called into the
witness-box to give evidence.
"Well, sir," said the lawyer, "do
you know the plaintiff and defendant?"
"I dont know the drift of them
words," answered the sailor.
"What?! Not know the meaning of
plaintiff and defendant?"
continued the lawyer. "A pretty fellow you
to come here as a witness! Can you tell me where
on board the ship it was the man struck the
other?"
"Abaft the binnacle," said the sailor.
"Abaft the binnacle," said the lawyer.
"What do you mean by that?"
"A pretty fellow you," responded the
sailor, "to come here as a lawyer, and
dont know what abaft the
binnacle means!"
Golfer: Notice any improvement
since last year?
Caddy: You got your clubs shined.
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1908
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Lumber Yards
Consolidate.
Frank Greenwood today
bought the lumber yard and business of W.A. Wheatley and
is moving the stock to the old Hamilton & Burch yards
on Second street, which he also recently purchased. It is
likely that Mr. Wheatley will take a position on the road
as a traveling salesman.
A Severe Fall.
Mr. Arthur Chase, who is
now in the City, has made arrangements to remain here
during the winter and expects Mrs. Chase to arrive soon.
She is now at Jefferson, Texas, and met with a very
severe and painful accident there a few days ago. While
trying to climb onto a chair in front of a movable
wardrobe she lost her balance and caught the wardrobe for
support, but it came over also and she fell backwards
from the chair, striking the floor with a great force and
the heavy wardrobe on top of her. She was badly bruised
and nearly all of her front teeth were knocked out.
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Today's
Feature
Nomination
Deadline.
The Carthage
Chamber of Commerce is accepting nominations
through November 30 for several awards that will
be presented during the annual Chamber Banquet,
to be held early next year. The Spotlight Award
acknowledges a business that has contributed to
the overall enhancement of the business community
of Carthage through revitalization or
improvements made to their business location in
2008. The Small Business of the Year award
acknowledges a business that has provided a
positive image and been a vibrant entity within
the Carthage business community during 2008.
Nominations are also being accepted for the
Citizen of the Year Award.
Nominations for
the Golden Key award will be accepted at the
Chamber through December 12. The Golden Key Award
recognizes the communitys most outstanding
educators. Nominations may be submitted by email
to info@carthagechamber.com, fax at 358-7479 or
by mail.
Closed for
Thanksgiving.
The City of
Carthage Recycling Drop-Off Center and Composting
Lot will be closed Thursday, November 27 and
Friday, November 28 in observance of
Thanksgiving.
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Just Jake
Talkin' Mornin'
For some reason folks seem ta get hung up on
words. Specially the corporate folks.
Ive noticed a lot of large stores no longer
talk about "salesmen" and
"saleswomen", but refer to them as
"associates."
Personally, when I want to buy
somethin, Id like a straight
talkin sales pitch and not some mealy-mouth
promotion technique. Thing is, Im sure a
lot of these places have good sales people. I
just cant understand why they seem to be
ashamed of the fact that they want them to sell
things.
Ill bet when they get
together to look over the numbers they talk about
sellin. They certainly dont stand
around talkin bout how to associate.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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