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Wednesday, October 1, 2008 Volume XVII,
Number 73
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... The
Family Literacy Center, at 706 Orchard is having
a new class on Citizenship and preparing for the
Citizenship Test. The class will be starting on
October 2, Thursday evening at 6:00 p.m. and
Friday morning at 10:00 a.m. All classes are
free. Call 358-5926 for more information.
Did Ya Know?... The
first committee meeting for Relay For Life 09,
sponsored by the American Cancer Society, will be
held on October 2 at 6:00 p.m. in the First
Christian Church, 800 S. Main. Call 417-627-7506
for more info. Those interested in serving on the
committee are urged to attend.
Did Ya Know?... The
Friends of the Carthage Public Library will hold
their monthly used book sale on Saturday, October
4 from 8:00 until noon at the Library Annex, 510
S. Garrison Ave.
Did Ya Know?... The
Salvation Army, 125 Fairview will hold a rummage
sale on Saturday, October 4 beginning at 7:00
a.m. Baked goods, hot dogs from 11 to 1.
Sponsored by the Ladys League.
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today's
laugh
My brother is a window washer.
I never met him.
Stand near the window,
hell go by any minute and Ill
introduce you.
Miss, you were doing sixty
miles an hour!
Oh, isnt that splendid! I
only learned to drive yesterday.
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1908
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
New Pyramid Officers.
The Ancient Order of
Pyramids last night elected new officers as follows:
Noble prophet, Sherman Leach
Priest, S.L. Curlee
Priestess, Mrs. G.F. Gividen
Deputy, C.W. Corwine
Scribe, W.E. Eiting
Herald, J.W. Dickson
Messenger, Mrs. S.L. Curlee
Guardian, Mrs. Viola Zoller
Sentinel, Mrs. Harvey Kellogg
New Trustee, J.C. Koontz
Captain of the team, S.E. McBurney
Miss Maude Hughes was initiated and the spelling match
was postponed.
Miss Flossie Charles of
Monett, and her friend, Miss Zueda Worthem, are visiting
at the home of W.D. Knight on Grand Ave.
Mrs. S.B. Briles
entertained the congregational ladies missionary society
at a coffee this afternoon.
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Today's
Feature
Alumni Football
Game.
The Carthage R-9
Foundation Alumni Football game will be held on
October 11 at 7:00 p.m. in K.E. Baker Football
Stadium. Tickets for admission will cost $2.00
for adults, ages 12 and under may enter for free.
Former Carthage football players return to the
field to play this fundraiser game, which is an
annual event hosted by the R-9 Foundation.
Carthage R-9
Foundation Director Vicky Cash notes that
halftime entertainment will be provided by the
Carthage Youth Cheerleaders, and that the Youth
Football players will also play a scrimmage
during the evening. Alumni players are still
being recruited for the game.
In addition to the
funding that is raised through admissions, the
Foundation is also seeking sponsors for the game.
Sponsors will have the option of being included
in the commemorative game program. Quarter page
advertisements are available at the $150
sponsorship level, half page ads at the $250
level, and the option of half or full page ads is
extended to those sponsoring the event at the
$500 to $1,000 level. Sponsors names will also be
listed on banners which will be visible during
the game.
The Carthage R-9
Foundation provides additional services for
children within the district, in the form of
educational scholarships for graduating seniors,
assistance in travel expenses and classroom
equipment and supplies.
Further
information about the Alumni game, as well as
information about sponsorship may be obtained by
calling R-9 Foundation Director Vicky Cash at
359-7000.
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Just Jake
Talkin' Mornin'
Worked with a guy once that showed such a fear
for snakes that coworkers would toss pieces of
rope at him to watch him yell and squirm.
Theyd sneak a rubber
snake into his lunch box and all try to be around
when he opened it.
Even guys who had some sympathy
couldnt pass an occasional rattlin of
a paper sack next to the guy just ta watch him
jump. Everone would have a big laugh.
I got ta thinkin after a
while the guy would catch on and at least try to
ignore such pranks, but he would always give the
anticipated reaction.
I have ta figure that at some
point he started likin the attention and
played up to the "snake hater" image a
bit.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Here's
A Tip
By JoAnn Derson
"Hands down, the
best bathroom tool I ever invested in was a mesh
bag that cost less than a dollar. I throw all the
kids toys in it after the bath, hang it
from the shower head, and the water drains right
out. Every so often, I take the whole thing and
toss it into the washer on the delicate cycle. A
capful of bleach and those toys get sterilized.
Great buy!" -- A Reader in Nebraska
If your family likes
puzzles, try these puzzle-life-extending tips:
Reinforce the box corners with packing tape as
soon as you open it. Get a zipper-top bag in an
appropriate size and store the pieces in the bag,
then put the bag in the box. Also, if you have a
particular favorite, you can put a piece of
laminating plastic over the top of the puzzle
after its put together, and then trim off
the excess. Then take an X-Acto knife or other
razor-blade tool to the seams and cut the puzzle
apart again. It will preserve the picture.
"When Im
working in my garden, I hang a couple of plastic
bags on the doorknob to the house. This way, if I
need to grab something or just take a quick break
inside, I can slip one over each foot. Then
theres no need to take off my work boots,
which are great on my feet but a little bit of a
chore to get on and off." -- G.T. in Ohio
"To keep my
pantyhose from snagging while stored in my
lingerie drawer, I stuff each pair into a
cardboard toilet-paper roll. I can write on the
roll what the color is, and they are easy to
stack and line up in the drawer." -- A.B. in
Idaho
Coffee filters make a
wonderful cover for bowls and small dishes when
microwaving foods that are prone to splattering.
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