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            published every weekday except major holidays 
            Wednesday, April 22, 2009 Volume XVII, Number 215 
         
        did ya
        know? 
        Did Ya Know?... Art in the
        Park. Celebrate George Washington Carvers love
        of art as local artists create works of art throughout
        the parks landscape. Hands-on demonstrations will
        be provided by talented artists and guides 10:00 - 3:00
        a.m. More information @ 417-325-4151 or visit
        www.nps.gov/gwca. 
        Did Ya Know?...MOCHIP CHILD ID
        program will be available from 9:00 - 3:00 at the
        Episcopal Church, 820 Howard St., Saturday, April 25th.
        This program is provided free of charge thanks to
        Missouri Freemasons and sponsors. Please call David Jones
        at 417-358-8816 for more information. 
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        | today's
        laugh Two neighbors
        had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades.
        Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom
        in Bills yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the
        dog.  
        So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it
        to use the bathroom in Bills yard. After about a
        year and a half of Bobs cow planting cow patties in
        Bills yard; being ignored all the while, a semi
        pulls up in front of Bills house.  
        Bob runs over and demands to know
        whats in the 18-wheeler.  
        My new pet elephant, Bill
        replies solemly.  
        1899 
        INTERESTING MELANGE.  
        A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.  
        Death By
        Electric Car. 
        The electric car due in Carthage at
        half past 2 yesterday afternoon ran over and killed a
        bull dog on the grade just south of Centennial avenue.
        The tax had not been paid on the animal and this suggests
        to Marshal Bruffet an easier way than shooting to get rid
        of the delinquent dogs. 
        The Market Fair managers are repainting
        the inside of the grand stand at the fair grounds. The
        paint now on the seats rubs off badly and the new paint
        is being put on to remedy that difficulty. 
        Rev. J.B. Culpepper is expected here
        this evening with his tent, in which he will commence a
        revival meeting tomorrow night. His meeting at Lamar
        closed last night. The tent, which will seat about 4,000
        people, will be pitched on the county lot just west of
        the jail. It is expected to have a chorus choir of some
        two hundred voices, and the music will be a special
        feature of the meeting. 
        
            
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                Today's Feature Gridlock In
                Carthage. 
                The City Council Public Safety
                Committee was presented with the problem of
                traffic congestion around the new Carthage High
                School during its regular meeting Monday evening.
                Police Chief Greg Dagnan reported that traffic
                grid lock initially occurred after the school
                opened and it took up to forty minutes to empty
                the school parking lot. 
                Students are beginning to find
                better routes out of the area now according to
                Dagnan, with typical exit times reduced to about
                fifteen minutes. 
                Some students have resorted to
                parking on River Street to avoid the confusion,
                but the Committee is considering making the area
                a no parking. 
                According to Director of Public
                Works Chad Wampler, modifications to the
                intersection at River and Airport Drive should be
                completed in about six weeks. It will improve the
                situation some, says Wampler, but the amount of
                traffic generated by students will still cause
                delays. 
                Long term plans call for a
                streetlight at the intersection, but the $180,000
                price tag for the project is not funded. 
                 
                Missouri
                Child Identification and 
                Protection
                Program. 
                The Missouri Child
                Identification & Protection Program will be
                held this Saturday April 25, 2009 from 9:00 to
                3:00 p.m. at the Episcopal Church at 820 Howard
                St. in Carthage. 
                The program consists of five
                major components: Digital Photograph, Digital
                Fingerprints, Child Information and Emergency
                Contacts, Dental Bite Impressions, and Two
                Laminated ID Cards. All information collected
                will be given to the childs guardian on a
                mini-CD computer disk which is "AMBER
                ALERT" ready. 
                The service is free, and
                sponsored by Masonic Childrens Foundation,
                Carthage Lodge #197 AF & AM, and Criterion
                Lodge #586 AF & AM. To download forms prior
                to the event go to www.mochip.org and click on
                "about". If you have any questions
                contact David Jones at 417-358-8816. 
                 
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                 Just Jake
                Talkin' 
                Mornin', 
                
                    Nothin like a big
                    ole goose egg from bangin your
                    head on the bottom of a table youve
                    been under. Whack! 
                    I hear that the thing to do
                    is to apply all the pressure you can to the
                    knot before it really starts swellin.
                    It may work, but what I really hear is the
                    screamin from the victim bein
                    helped in this way.  
                    I grew up with a gentler
                    remedy. Put some ice on it. I dont
                    figure anything makes a lot a difference.
                    After a day or two the size gets smaller and
                    starts feelin better till ya
                    happen to bump it again. 
                    "Feels better when it
                    stops hurtin," my old baseball coach
                    used ta say. Real funny guy. 
                    At least if ya get a shiner
                    you can make up a good story bout the
                    other guy. 
                    This is some fact, but
                    mostly, 
                    Just Jake Talkin. 
                 
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                Weekly Columns Heres A Tip 
                By JoAnn Derson 
                 Bored with regular
                coffee, but dont want to spend a lot on
                flavored coffee grounds? Do it in-house and by
                the cup using ingredients you probably already
                have on hand. Use almond or vanilla extract. A
                few drops will flavor up a cup. Try cinnamon or
                cocoa powder, or stir in a butterscotch hard
                candy for sweetness as well as flavor. 
                 Heres a great
                e-mail tip from G.L. thats both
                money-saving and landfill-saving: "When
                making a quilt, you can save money by using an
                old blanket instead of batting." 
                 "I keep several
                toothbrushes for cleaning, and when I add one to
                my collection, I make sure to wrap the handle in
                masking tape. That way it can never be confused
                for a regular toothbrush again." -- R.R. in
                Florida 
                 To clean a bread board,
                dampen the surface, then sprinkle liberally with
                salt. Use the cut side of a lemon half to scrub
                the surface. Allow it to dry. 
                 "I bake a lot of
                pies for Easter. Now that its over, I have
                found the perfect trick to freezing them and
                locking in taste: plastic cereal bags. Another
                lady in my church brought a pie and carried it in
                this plastic sleeve. I asked her what kind of bag
                it was, and it was the waxed-paper bag from a box
                of cereal. She swears it works very well in the
                freezer, and its easy to just slip the pie
                in and seal. Ill be using this hint for my
                Thanksgiving pies." -- S.W. in Wisconsin 
                Go Green Tip: Get an energy
                audit from your power provider. Most provide them
                for free, and some companies even offer
                incentives if you make changes in your home that
                make it more energy efficient. 
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