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Monday, July 13, 2009 Volume XVIII, Number 16
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?... McCune-Brooks
Regional Hospital is having a Grief Support Group on July
14th in their Felix E. Wright Chapel. The meeting is free
and open to the public. For more information, call
359-2636.
Did Ya Know?... "Magic
Moments Riding Therapy" is currently in need of
volunteers to work with our riders on Saturday mornings
and also Monday or Thursday evenings. Volunteers must be
at least 14 years of age, unafraid of horses, and can put
aside one or two hours during one of these times, please
call 417-325-4490 today for more information.
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today's
laugh Main Vice
President
Tom was so excited about his promotion
to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept
bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end.
Finally she couldnt take it any
longer, and told him, "Listen, it means nothing,
they even have a vice president of peas at the grocery
store!".
"Really?" he said. Not sure
if this was true or not, Tom decided to call the grocery
store.
A clerk answers and Tom says "Can
I please talk to the Vice President of peas?"
The clerk replies "Canned or
frozen?"
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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Great Damage by
Lightning.
Some recent estimates place the loss to
electric companies due to lightning at between $300,000
and $450,000 annually. Many forms of lightning arresters
have been devised to safeguard electrical machinery by
carrying off lightning discharges to the ground, but none
offer absolute protection under all conditions. Usually a
number of these instruments are placed on every long
transmission line, some at the station and others along
the line.
The function of the lightning arrester
in any electric installation is to relieve the conductors
of any excessive electric potential difference that may
exist between them and the earth, and at the same time
prevent an excessive overflow from one conductor to the
other should there be a simultaneous discharge over any
two conductors differing in potential.
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Today's Feature
Blunts 13th Annual
Southwest Missouri Agriculture Tour
The 13th Annual
Southwest Missouri Agriculture Tour,
hosted by Seventh District Congressman
Roy Blunt, will have an emphasis on urban
agriculture, gardening and
agri-businesses when it rolls out on
August 10 and 11. Stops also include
dairies, a cheese making plant, beef
herds, miniature horses and a local
vineyard and winery.
"The 2009
agriculture tour will take a new look at
an old practice that is making a popular
comeback--gardening," Blunt said.
"As with past tours, the Southwest
Missouri Agriculture Tour will be as
diverse as the regions rural
economy. The sixty participants will get
a firsthand look at the practices and the
technologies that make Southwest
Missouris billion-dollar
agriculture economy vital to the
regions overall economic
health."
The tour will begin at
Springfields Nathanael Greene Park
to see the vegetable bed that produces
produce each year for charity. The tour
will also observe Joplins Franklin
Technology Centers FFA urban
agri-science program which includes
gardening, aquaculture and landscaping.
In Monett, officials from the Tyson
Poultry Plant will explain its
award-winning waste water program, and
the tour will also visit the Dairy
Farmers of America Cheese Plant to see
curds and whey being made. The Ag Tour
will also inspect a forage-based dairy
south of Monett, a beef farm in western
Lawrence County, and the new Veterinarian
Technology Program at Crowder College.
The second day of the
2009 Agriculture Tour begins with a visit
to a ranch that breeds, raises and trains
national grand champion miniature horses
east of Springfield. The tour travels
just north of Springfield to a winery, a
15-acre vineyard and an urban farm that
produces organic vegetables, chickens,
and pork. This day also includes visits
to a dairy and a beef farm north of
Morrisville. The beef farm is using
switch grass for forage. Switch grass, a
native grass normally used in
conservation programs, is also being
considered as a source for alternative
fuels.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',Wearin a helmet while ridin
a bicycle just makes good sense. Course
growin up I never even considered the idea.
Didnt bother me any. Back then, anyone
fraid to take their lumps didnt need
ta be tacklin a two wheeler. Ya might as
well of had a set of trainin wheels. If I
ever had a helmet on while peddlin a bike,
I was on the way to a neighborhood touch football
game (at least thats what our parents were
told. Typically there was plenty of real
tacklin goin on. Didnt bother
me any.)
The real bumps to the head in
my case were those times playin hide and
seek in the dark and runnin into the
clothsline pole. Only happened a couple a times I
can remember. Then the baseball bat incident.
Dont member that one much either. The
head is a terrible thing ta waste.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin
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Weekly Columns THIS IS A HAMMER
By Samantha Mazzotta
DEAR HAMMER: I hope this tip
will be useful to some of your readers. Im
a die-hard do-it-yourselfer, and every spare
moment Im finding something else to do
around the house. I also dont like to
putter around too much when I start a project, so
I keep a lot of things organized where I can grab
them and get going.
For painting, there is a metal
shelf unit in my garage where used and new paint
cans, brushes, rollers and pans are kept.
Whenever my wife retires a set of bedsheets, I
fold up the flat sheets in a box on the shelf to
use as dropcloths. I also keep a filter mask and
goggles, a box of disposable rubber gloves, an
old flannel shirt and a pair of old sneakers in
that box. So all I have to do is grab that box,
the paint I need and brushes, and Im ready
to go.
Painters tape is also
good for more than just masking-off areas. Since
I usually have to remove socket and light switch
covers in order to paint the walls, I stick the
small screws that attach them to a piece of
painters tape and then put that tape on the
back of the cover.
Hope your readers will get some
organizing ideas from this! -- Jared in
Unionville, Conn.
DEAR JARED: Great tips, and
many thanks for sharing them. As you can see,
organizing a DIY-friendly garage or storage area
doesnt mean you need to have strict
categories and neat shelves. Things can be
grouped in certain areas -- such as painting
supplies or lawn-care tools -- and placed in
containers that are easy to grab and take to the
work area.
Readers, do you have organizing
tips youd like to share? Pass them on!
HOME TIP: When painting a
masonry or wood walkway, mix fine sand into the
paint. The sand will provide added traction when
the walkway is wet.
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