today's
laugh Avoiding a
big object
Driving to work, a gentlman had to
swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front
of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for
reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had seen
the carton in the road. The policmen stopped traffic and
recovered the box. It was found to contain large
upholstery tacks.
"Im sorry sir," the
first trooper told the driver, "but I am still going
to have to write you a ticket."
Amazed, the driver asked for what.
The trooper replied, "Tacks
evasion."
- The "think positive" leader
tends to listen to his subordinates premonitions
only during the postmortems.
- The best photos are generally
attempted through the lens cap.
1908
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
A GUARDIAN AND A
WIFE.
Frank Dooley, a 19-year old Alba boy of
good character, applied at the county recorders
office yesterday for a license to take unto himself a
wife in the person of 17-year old Maud Sims, of Alba,
also. Maudie had parents who sent in their written
consent, but the boy unfortunately had neither parents
nor legal guardian, under which circumstances he could
not legally secure marriage license in the state of
Missouri. But love, with the assistance of a grandfather
and the law, found a way.
Franks grandfather, Monroe Clark,
had reared the lad from childhood and yesterday had
accompanied him to town. The two visited Probate Judge
Kerr and the grandfather there became the boys
legal guardian with the express purpose of consenting to
the marriage. The license was secured and the youthful
candidate for marriage went home in light spirits.
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Today's Feature
Civil War Encampment.
The "Holmes
Brigade" Civil War platoon
encampment drills will be preformed this
weekend at the Carthage Civil War Battle
site on East 13th Street.
According to
information provided by the group:
"The original
brigade was formed in May of 1862 from
the 10th Missouri, E--24th Missouri, 80th
Ohio, 56th Illinois, and the 17th Iowa.
Later in the war it would include the
26th Missouri and the 10th Iowa. During
the war, the brigade saw action at Iuka,
Corinth, Port Gibson, Raymond, Jackson,
Champions Hill, Vicksburg,
Missionary Ridge, and went with Sherman
on the march to the sea and through the
Carolinas. Company E of the 24th MO and
the 17th Iowa were captured defending the
railroad during Hoods invasion of
Tennessee.
"All-in-all a very
average unit. The units had their hard
battles as well as their long dreary
months guarding railroads. They were
typical--exactly the type of soldiers
that we in the Holmes Brigade of today
seek to recreate. I think that Sam Holmes
would have been proud of us."
No
Summer Vacation for Sec. of Education
Arne Duncan
by Amanda Michel,
Michael Grabell and David Epstein,
ProPublica www.propublica.com
Roundup
of stimulus coverage:
Theres no summer
vacation for Education Secretary Arne
Duncan: $2.7 billion in federal stimulus
money that Duncan had planned to dole out
in October or November will instead go
out to the states sooner. Plenty of
students, however, will have summer
vacations: The New York Times reports,
"Nearly every school system in
Florida has eviscerated or eliminated
summer school this year, and officials
are reporting sweeping cuts in states
from North Carolina and Delaware to
California and Washington." While
some schools are using stimulus money to
maintain their summer programs, many
districts are struggling with budgets the
stimulus cant close. This follows
reports of brewing tensions between
states and school districts on how to
spend stimulus money.
Itll be
interesting to see if the administration
fast-tracks any more stimulus cash.
Critics of the stimulusand
increasingly the publichave
questioned the slower-than-expected pace
of spending. That might be why the Obama
administration is embarking on a
"Listening Tour" of rural areas
this summerespecially, as the Los
Angeles Times reports, in swing
districts.
A handful of articles
reported that stimulus funding was
helping states avoid "doomsday"
scenarios with their budgets. Gov. Jim
Doyle told the La Crosse Tribune that
Wisconsins budget cuts are the
largest since the Depression but that
overall spending is up 6 percent.
"This is a 6 percent increase as a
result of the federal stimulus
money," he said. "Were
spending less Wisconsin taxpayer money
than we did last time." True enough,
but the $787 billion dollars of taxpayer
money being spent to stimulate the
economy includes some dollars from
Wisconsin residents.
Vice President Joe
Biden was back on the road yesterday,
traveling to rural Pennsylvania where he
touted the $7.2 billion stimulus
broadband program. Just thinkthis
way everyone can quickly access video
clips of Bidens gaffes no matter
where they live! Not so fast ... the
broadband program will extend service to
underserved areas but it will not be
comprehensive. Plus, according to
stimulus rules, the minimum download
speed that qualifies as broadband is 768
kilobits per second, which is slow by
cutting-edge standards.
The deadline for states
to submit applications for their piece of
$48 billion in state fiscal stabilization
funds was Wednesday. Most of that money
(81.8 percent) is earmarked for public
schools, and the rest can be used
flexibly to avoid cuts to public services
like police and fire. All states met the
deadline despite lingering budget issues
that had some states getting their
applications in just under the wire.
Texas was the last one in: Its
application reached the Education
Department with just 18 minutes to spare.
More stimulus magic?
You be the judge. Hydrogen Energy
International received $308 million for a
plant through the Clean Coal Power
Initiative. Minnesota Public Radio
reported Wednesday that Basin Electric
Power Cooperative, a North Dakota
company, will receive $100 million in
stimulus funds to "capture carbon
dioxide emissions." Energy Secretary
Steven Chu, who traveled to Bismarck,
N.D., for the announcement, told
listeners: "Once you send a clear
signal to the industry, and both the
Republicans and Democrats get behind
this, something magical happens. As soon
as both parties get behind this, the
lobbyists have nowhere to go and they
assign it to the engineers, and the
engineers solve it."
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',Visits to my grandparents place
always included a variety of "toys"
that ya didnt see down at Woolworths.
One I remember is a metal hoop and a couple a
sticks nailed together in a "T." I
dont know that there is a name for this
particular contraption, but the idea was to get
the hoop rollin and then push it along with
the stick.
The rural setting of the place
meant there were no sidewalks so the gravel road
made the feat a little more challenging.
Course the kids
didnt understand at the time the laws of
physics that were at play as the hoop rolled down
that country road. The skills needed to control
the hoop did leave a lastin impression. The
application of a small amount of pressure at the
appropriate time was what kept things
rollin.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin
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Weekly Columns Journey Along the
Wellness Path
by Leesa
I. Robinson, N.H.P.
Fibromyalgia, a common medical
diagnosis, is a description of a cascade of
symptoms that include widespread musculoskeletal
pain. The muscle pain can be described as deep,
aching, burning, shooting or stabbing,
intermittent, and migrating. It might be
accompanied by sleep disturbance, fatigue,
numbness, irritable bowel, digestive
disturbances, etc.
Chronic disturbances in the
body can be perplexing and frustrating. From a
"whole-istic" perspective Dr. Janet
Lang, states it as "your control system is
malfunctioning, and mechanisms for perceiving and
interpreting pain are out of control."
Our control system includes
nerve pathways, hormones, neurotransmitters and
other neuropeptides. On our wellness journey, I
encourage those suffering from chronic muscle
fiber pain to consider taking some important
steps towards healing.
Consider that the control
systems are malfunctioning due to both
interference and deficiency. Often, we need to
remove some things and add others to find
balance.
Consider a partial list of
possible interferences:
toxins
hormone disruption
drug side affects
subluxations (which cause
nerve interference)
stress including
physical, emotional, and/or spiritual
synthetic vitamins
devitalized junk food
poor adrenal gland
function
We can actually be proactive in
this particular healing process utilizing soft
tissue work that includes specific trigger point
work for the nervous system. Proper evaluation of
environment and nutrition are also of utmost help
in tracking interference and then bringing
balance.
We can sit on the bench and
simply look down the wellness path or we can move
right along that wellness path to better health!
artCentral
ART NOTES from
Hyde House
by Sally Armstrong,
Director of artCentral
Sometimes an organization has
special members that stand out in ways that are
not always noticed. This past week, artCentral
lost one such member. Wendy Christenson was
awarded the status of Honorary Lifetime Member
many years before I became the director here, and
so her worth to artCentral is traced back far
longer than I am able to do. I will attempt to
convey the extent of her value in these past four
years to this organization, and the value is
great. Wendy was always willing to volunteer her
time to come and be in the gallery during hours
of exhibitions, when I needed to be away. She was
so cheerful to say, "Sure, Ill
come!" when we needed her. Her attendance at
the openings was regular, and unless she was
traveling she was always here, usually early. Her
favorite beverage was Ros`e wine, and I always
kept her special one on hand. Lately, others have
expressed preference for this variety, and so I
am careful to have enough for the other guests as
well of "Wendys Ros`e".
Wendys generosity was incredible. I was
shocked to read that artCentral has been
designated the recipient of donations to be made
in her memory, and thank the family for this most
generous gesture. Several times I would hear her
at the back door, with a group of prints that she
had either "found under a bed or in a
closet" that she wanted to donate to
artCentral for the sales area. Many of these were
signed drawings and prints that we have for sale
today. One such time was when she arrived at an
opening carrying the two original Lowell Davis
drawings that were his original drawings for the
mural that he painted in the Jasper County
Courthouse. Her idea was to donate them to us,
and have us use them to raise funds for the
organization, which we did by having folks donate
100.00 each towards having them framed and hung
publicly in the new McCune-Brooks Regional
Hospital. They can be seen there now, along with
a plaque naming the various donors whose
contributions allowed the installation. These two
are soon to be joined by the third in that
series, the painted section, which Wendy gave to
us later, saying they needed to stay together,
and so they will. She asked that an additional
plaque be added to the display noting that the
first two were from the collection of daughter
Chris and her husband Jim Lobbey, now both
deceased. We have done this, and the third
painting will be joining the two original ones
soon on that wall. What a great art legacy Wendy
leaves to Carthage!
She was always a faithful
bidder and buyer at the Midwest Gathering of the
Artists show in the fall, and her personal art
collection is large, her home a gallery to that
collection. I take this time to note her passing,
to express public condolences to the family, and
to thank them for lending to artCentral their
dear Wendy for the time that we had with her. She
was a most special lady, and a true friend of
artCentrals!
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