Did Ya Know?... Magic Moments Riding Therapy is in need of more volunteers for one evening a week or Saturday mornings to help take on 5 new riders. If you are at least 14 years of age, unafraid of horses and can come for at least 1 hour 1 evening a week, please call 417-325-4490 for more information. Our new riders are anxious to start! |
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laugh Some fishing terms... Hook - (1) A curved piece of metal used to catch fish. (2) The punch administered by said fishermans wife after he spends their life savings. Line - Something you give your co-workers when they ask how your fishing went the past weekend. Reel - A weighted object that causes a rod to sink quickly when dropped overboard. Rod - An attractively painted length of fiberglass that keeps an angler from ever getting too close to a fish. Tackle - What your last catch did to you as you reeled him in, but just before he wrestled free and jumped back overboard. Test - (1) The amount of strength a fishing line affords an angler when fighting fish in a specific weight range. (2) A measure of your creativity in blaming "that darn line" for once again losing the fish. 1899 Operated on a Cows Eye. Dr. Hornish went to Alba yesterday where he performed a delicate operation on a cows eye. The cow belongs to Mr. Hamelton of that place, and some time ago she ran a thorn into her eye which caused blood poisoning and a large unwieldy growth formed over the eye. After the operation the sight of the eye was restored. Carthage Horses Win. In the races at Columbia last week the following horses known in this vicinity distinguished themselves. "Frank M," owned by McIntosh, Monett, won three straight heats and a $200 purse in 2:20 pacing race. Time 2:21 1/4. Roscoe W., owned by Dan Ervin, of this city, took third place in a good big field of trotters in the 2:22 class. Belle McGregor won the three straight heats in the 2:45 trotting race. Time 2:34 1/4 Purse $200.
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