| today's
        laugh Signs
        Youve Chosen a "No Frills" Airline You cant board the plane unless
        you have the exact change. Before you take off, the stewardess
        tells you to fasten your Velcro. The Captain asks all the passengers to
        chip in a little for gas.. The Captain yells at the ground crew to
        get the cows off the runway. You ask the Captain how often their
        planes crash and he says, "Just once." No movie. Dont need one. Your
        life keeps flashing before your eyes. You see a man with a gun, but hes
        demanding to be let off the plane. All the planes have both a bathroom and
        a chapel. 1909INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 Five Cars of Coal for
        the County. The county court recently ordered five
        carloads of coal, all of which were received today. One
        carload is being taken to the jail, one carload to the
        poor farm and three carloads to the court house.
        Evidently the county is now going to be caught by a coal
        famine this winter. F. E. Purple and Andrew Howen, who have
        been here for several days, departed this morning for
        their home in Tomahawk, Wisconsin. They have taken a
        lease of the New Richmond mines on the Chitwood land at
        Carl Junction, and Mr. Purple expects to return here in
        about three weeks to reside. Mr. Howen expects to move
        here next spring to make this city his home. T.A. Wakefield of Springfield, many
        years ago county collector of Jasper county, is in town
        today. He was a resident of Carthage from 1877 to 1884. 
            
                |  | Today's Feature Jefferson
                Highway Rediscovered. The Powers Museum will be the
                location of a rest stop for Mike Conlin of New
                Orleans this afternoon.  Conlin is traveling the old
                Jefferson Highway. The Jefferson was an early
                auto trail (1916-1929) that was the first
                trans-continental highway that went north/south.
                It connected Winnipeg, Canada, and all points in
                between to New Orleans. For many years it was
                managed by James Douglas Clarkson of Carthage,
                Missouri. Carthage will be the only stop in SW
                Missouri for Conlin.  New Orleans, Friday,
                February 5, 1926 "The
                "Pine-to-Palm" motorcade from Winnipeg,
                led by Mayor Ralph H. Webb of the Canadian city,
                and W. McCurd, business manager of the Winnipeg
                Tribune, with 132 residents of Winnipeg traveling
                in Thirty-two automobiles, completed their tour
                of the complete length of the Jefferson Highway
                at 8 oclock last night The toughest part of
                the trip was a 100 mile stretch through Iowa over
                a highway covered with three inches of ice from a
                sleet storm. Two of the automobiles turned over
                but no one was injured." 
   NASCAR THIS WEEK By Monte Dutton Sponsored
                by Curry Automotive Robby Gordon
                Charts Own Course When Robby Gordon was asked if
                he had any advice to give Tony Stewart about
                being both a driver and owner, Gordon said,
                "Be careful what you wish for. You might
                just get it." Gordon, however, was kidding. "You know, its a
                chore to be the driver and the owner," he
                says. "At the same time, provided you hire
                the right people and they do their job, and
                follow through with it and take ownership,
                its not that big a deal. Its just a
                case where you have to get involved in certain
                situations." It sometimes seems as if Robby
                Gordon has an unwieldy nickname because his name
                is so often followed by parentheses: "(no
                relation to Jeff)." But the other Gordon,
                who has won three times in the NASCAR Sprint Cup
                Series himself, is one of Americas more
                versatile and talented drivers. Like the "other"
                Gordon, Robby was born in California. Like Tony
                Stewart, he has twice competed in the
                Indianapolis 500 and Coca-Cola 600 on the same
                day. Unlike Jeff Gordon and Stewart, Robby has
                won the Baja 1000 three times, and he has
                competed in recent years in the Dakar Rally. He
                has won in Indy cars, stock cars and off-road
                vehicles. Desert racing also provided a
                foundation in the careers of Jimmie Johnson and
                Casey Mears. Unlike Johnson and Mears,
                though, Gordon still competes in off-road
                racings major events. In 2005, Gordon became the
                first American to win a stage in the Dakar Rally,
                and in 1999, he wouldve won the Indy 500
                had his car had enough fuel to complete the final
                lap. In NASCAR, Robby Gordon follows
                a fiercely independent path, with more in common
                with the sports pioneers than most of his
                modern-day colleagues. No driver-owner has won
                the championship of NASCARs premier series
                since the late Alan Kulwicki in 1992, and no
                representative of a single-car team has won it
                all since the late Dale Earnhardt in 1994. As thoroughly modern as Gordon
                is, an argument can be made that he shares much
                with the fierce individualists who built NASCAR,
                men like Junior Johnson, Bud Moore, Dave Marcis
                and Junie Donlavey, who owned the first Cup car
                Gordon ever drove. *** Monte Dutton has covered
                motorsports for The Gaston (N.C.) Gazette since
                1993. He was named writer of the year by the
                National Motorsports Press Association in 2008.  
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                |  | Just Jake
                Talkin' Mornin',
 
                    Ive heard that turkey
                    has some chemical in it that makes ya sleepy.
                    I suppose Im not one to argue with
                    experts, but Ive never noticed it
                    bein any different than a good
                    helpin of roast beef. Eatin a
                    good portion of anything seems ta make most
                    folks wanna take a little nap. Learned that in the first
                    grade (they didnt have kindergarten
                    where I went to school). We all brought our
                    nap mats and laid em out on the floor.
                    Mostly we just made faces at other kids under
                    the desks, but on occasion Id actually
                    snooze a little. Its amazin how
                    few first graders snore. Must be a learned at
                    a higher grade level.They say us Americans
                    dont get enough sleep. Nappin
                    still sounds good. This is some fact, but
                    mostly, Just Jake Talkin. 
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                CARS by Tom & Ray Magliozzi Dear Tom and Ray: My husband inherited a 1974
                Ford F-100 from his dad, and I would like to use
                it to pick up a load of rocks for landscaping. My
                husband says it cant handle this, and so I
                ask the question: Can the truck handle it? The
                drive is about 19 miles from the house, and
                Im only talking about a scoop of rocks from
                a cement company. They basically scoop the rocks
                and dump them on the truck. Im not sure
                about the weight of the rocks. Hope you can
                help...I have an acre and would like to landscape
                part of my yard. My husband could just be making
                an excuse. - Tom: It cant handle it,
                Judy. First well give you the technical
                explanation, then well give you the marital
                explanation.  Ray: We havent seen a
                74 F-100 in ages. But the "100"
                designation meant that it was designed to carry
                up to half a ton, or 1,000 pounds. Tom: or two and a half
                mothers-in-law. Ray: So the question is, What
                does a pickup-truck-bed full of rocks weigh?
                According to our rock insiders, dry gravel weighs
                around 100 pounds a cubic foot. Thats
                heavy. Tom: I dont know if your
                F100 has a 6-foot bed or an 8-foot bed, but
                lets say it has an 8-foot bed. That means
                the bed is approximately 4 feet by 8 feet, or 32
                square feet. And if you pile the gravel 1 foot
                high, you have 32 cubic feet. Thats 3,200
                pounds. Ray: Or four broken springs and
                two broken axles. Now the marital reason. If you
                do, every time the slightest squeak or groan
                comes from the truck, your husband will forever
                blame it on "that time you hauled the rocks
                in it." So its just not worth it Judy. |  Copyright 1997-2009 by
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