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Monday, November 9, 2009 Volume XVIII, Number 100
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?...There will be a
dance at the Seniors Center Tuesday, Nov 10 from 7 to 10
p.m. featuring Crazy Clarence. $3
Did Ya Know?...The R-9 Odyssey
of the Mind problem solving groups will be hosting their
5th Annual Craft Odyssey Arts and Crafts show on November
14, 2009. They are looking for vendors, and prospective
craft buying customers. for more info call Sherryle Jones
at (417) 359-7050
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today's
laugh Technical
Terms for Country Folk
Log on: making a wood stove hotter
Log off: dont add no more wood
Mega Hertz: when yer not keerful
getting the farwood
Floppy disc: whatcha git from tryin to
carry too much farwood
Byte: what dem flys do
Chip: munchies fer the TV
Micro Chip: whuts in the bottom
of the munchie bag
Modem: whacha did to the hay fields
Dot Matrix: Old Dan Matrixs wife
Lap Top: whar the kitty sleeps
Keyboard: whar ya hang the keys
Software: them plastic forks and knifes
Mouse Pad: that hippie talk for the rat
hole
Main frame: holds up the barn ruf
1909
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Two Mine Deals
Aggregate $160,000.
D.N. Perry, the owner of the Lone Elm
lease near Joplin, sold it yesterday to a syndicate of
New York men represented by Joplin parties. The
consideration was $100,000. The lease covers 190 acres,
and embraces three parcels of land, belonging
respectively to the Pitcher Lead Co., the Granby Mining
Co., and Wilson & Hutton.
It was reported on the street yesterday
evening that the Blackberry sublease and mine on the
Granby land northwest of Joplin sold yesterday for
$60,000.
Bought Four Fine
Shorthorns.
Ed Hall Jr., returned from Lockwood
Wednesday with four fine shorthorn heifers that he
purchased at the Sutter sale. They are beauties and all
prize winners, having captured ribbons at the Lockwood,
Springfield and Market fairs. The price paid is not
mentioned, but being the pick of a celebrated herd, it is
understood that they came high.
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Today's Feature Dog Park Paws
Ahead.
Representatives of he Carthage
Dog Park Committee met again with the City Public
Services Committee last week to discuss various
aspects of the project to date. Discussion
centered around the Dog Park Committees
proposal to sell advertising to be placed on the
proposed fence along the eastern border of the
1.7 acres.
The 540 foot section of fence
would hold up to 54 of the eight by four foot
vinyl signs and face inward toward the west. Some
consideration was given to the effect the wind
may have on the structure. The Public Works
Committee had requested that all signs have slits
in them to reduce the chance of the fence being
blown over. Signs located at the City owned ball
fields are required to have that design. The City
also requires that the signs be up no longer than
90 days at a time.
City officials and the Park
Committee are to meet later this month to put
together a Memorandum of Understanding to further
define the relationship. The basic relationship
is the Park committee is mainly a fund raising
organization. The City will own the facility if
funding is secured.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
I hear some
complainin from time to time from folks
who have more trouble rememberin than
they used to. Some fear it might be caused by
gettin older.
Although there is
probly some who loose
memberin capacity as the years go
by, Im more inclined to believe as ya
get older, youre just more picky as ta
what ya store in the brain.
Ive heard ya only use
about 10% of our grey matter. Maybe the
longer ya live, the less room ya have for
stuff that isnt really important to ya.
Most folks have some really good memories
tucked away that takes up precious head room.
Plus, as we mature, we are better able to
distinguish what we should remember and what
isnt really worth the effort. Im
sure there was a point to all this, but I
lost it.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Columns THIS IS A HAMMER
By Samantha Mazzotta
Slow-Running
Kitchen Faucet
Q: Help! The faucet on my
kitchen sink recently stopped flowing at full
strength. It has hot and cold knobs (rather than
one lift control), and neither is flowing well. I
checked the shutoff valves to both hot and cold
feeds, and they are all the way on. The rest of
the faucets in the house are OK. I guess the only
good thing is that the constant drip from that
faucet has stopped. Whats happening? --
Theresa in Wheeling, W.Va.
A: Since youve checked
the shutoff valves under the sink (the first step
in diagnosing a flow problem), the next step is
to look for what may be restricting water flow.
The aerator attached to the
faucet sometimes gets clogged with scaly buildup,
especially in areas with hard water. Unscrew the
aerator (if you must use a wrench, wrap the
aerator in a cloth to prevent scratches) and
check the screen. If theres buildup, soak
it in a solution of vinegar, water and baking
soda for a couple of hours, then rinse.
If that isnt it, the
faucet may need maintenance. Washers in the cold-
and hot-water "stems" (the hardware
underneath the knobs of a compression faucet)
deteriorate over time and must be replaced. You
mention that the faucet used to drip constantly,
a clear signal that maintenance is needed.
Replacing the washers in
compression faucets takes a bit of elbow grease
but can be done. If you dont know the exact
model of your faucet, purchase several sizes of
washers at the home-improvement store and match
up the old washers with the new ones to get the
correct size. You also should purchase a seat
dressing tool to polish the "seat"
(bottom) of the cavity in which each stem sits.
Turn off the water at the
shutoff valves (make sure its off by
turning the faucet on). Remove the knobs by
popping the top covers off and loosening the
screws, then lifting the knobs away. Loosen and
remove the valve stems. Clean them and remove the
old washers, even if they look OK; replace with
new washers (aka O-rings). Insert the seat
dressing tool into each stem seat and turn just
one or two times. Replace the stems and secure
the control knobs in place. Open the shutoff
valves. If water leaks around the knobs, repeat
the process to make sure the new washers are in
place. If the water flow still doesnt
improve, contact a plumber.
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