today's laugh
We had the laziest rooster. He never crowed. Hed
wait for the rooster next door to crow, and hed
just nod.
Young Stan told his father that when he
grew up he wanted to drive a big Army tank.
"Well, son," said his dad, "if thats
what you want to do, I wont stand in your
way."
It didnt surprise my
granddaughter, Robin, when her sister, Wendy, told her,
"I heard that a cat has nine lives."
Robin replied, "So what? A frog croaks every
night."
A man walks into a hotel and says,
"Do you take children?"
The clerk replies, "No, only cash and
travelers checks."
1900
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
FOUND DEAD IN SPRING
RIVER.
The badly decomposed body of an elderly
man was found at Gilberts mill near Waco on Spring
river, yesterday.
The body was found on the south bank of
the river and about one hundred yards from the mill. It
was in a terrible condition and according to the
coroners opinion death had occurred probably six
weeks previous to the finding of the body.
There were no papers on the body to
lend a clue to the identity of the dead man and no person
is missing in the neighborhood or for a number of miles
up the river.
The man was apparently 70 years of age,
judging from his whiskers, which were still intact. How
death was caused can only be surmised. The man probably
fell through the ice and the body carried down the river
and washed up to where it was found. As to whether death
came through crime, suicide, or accident will probably
never be known.
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Today's Feature
Council To Consider Contracts.The City Council is scheduled to
consider several contracts for services during
its regular meeting this evening at 7:30 in City
Hall. In second reading and scheduled for vote is
a contract with Phillips-Ward & Associates
for a Millennium 4th of July celebration in the
amount of $12,000. The contract is for festivity
services and does not include charges for
fireworks estimated to add another $20,000 to the
event. The City has received pledges for
approximately $22,000 to help pay for the
celebration.
Also in second reading is a
contract with Southard Construction in the amount
of $33,720 for a sewer line extension that will
serve the new multipurpose building at the Fair
Acres Sports Complex girls softball fields.
The Council will hear the first
reading of Council Bill 00-25 which would accept
the bid from APAC-Missouri for asphalt and paving
for the upcoming year. The Public Works Committee
has recommended approval of the contract as APAC
submitted the low bid of two received.
Resolutions starting the
annexation process for property located at 1313
W. Macon and 1912 Wilson Road will be heard.
Commentary
Martin
"Bubs" Hohulin
State Representative, District 126
Be reasonable,
do it my way. That seems to be the attitude the
democrats in the Missouri House of
Representatives have adopted over the years of
being the majority party. The democrats have had
the majority in the Missouri House for over four
decades.
When I was first elected, the
democrats had over 100 members in the House.
Since we have 163 total members, it only takes 82
votes to pass a bill. When they had over 20 votes
to spare, it was easy for them to cram any bill
they wanted down our throats and there was
nothing we could do about it. They would pass
hundreds of bills each year and act like that was
a good thing. The problem is, most every time
that we pass a new bill into law, it either takes
away another liberty or freedom, or costs the
taxpayer some money.
Since the liberals have been in
charge for over 40 years, we are pretty much left
to play defense and try to keep their bad ideas
from passing. Now the numbers have changed a
little. The republicans have 76 members and the
democrats have 87. One of the democrats is gone
on medical leave, so that leaves them with 86, or
only 4 more votes than what is needed for passage
of legislation. As a result, the House is
operating a little differently. No longer can
they shove through everything they want with no
regard for the viewpoints of the minority party.
This makes legislation move at a much slower
pace. Again, this is not a bad thing. I think
back to the days when we passed hundreds of bills
in very little time.
Inevitably, we would come back
the next year to fix something we had
done the year before. Either it would have been
written wrong or would have had unintended
consequences. This year, things are moving slower
and less bad stuff is being passed.
Naturally, the democrats are
throwing a fit. After years of passing new laws
at warp speed, they cant get used to the
fact that legislation is being reviewed and
debated in a slower and more deliberate manner.
One of them actually said, and I quote
"Its wrong. The taxpayers sent us up
here to do our job, and our jobs not to
play fun and games." I agree 100 percent.
The difference is that I dont consider
protecting your liberties and your pocketbook to
be fun and games. I consider it to be very
serious business and treat it as such.
As usual, I can be reached at
House Post Office, State Capitol, Jefferson City,
MO 65101 or 1-800-878-7126, or
mhohulin@services.state.mo.us for your questions,
comments, or advice.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
The City Council has
received its first official report on the
projected revenue and requested expenditures
for the upcomin year. As typical there
is room for a lot more spendin than
there is income.
Projected revenue for the
fiscal year 2000/2001 hits about $6.2
million. Bout the same as this year.
The requests for funding general operations
of the various departments comes to a total
of about $5.4 million.
If ya include available
reserves of around $2 million, minus some a
that is spoken for, airport, large road
projects, etc, little over a million, the
projected funds available for spendin
is around $7.2 million. A good portion of the
extra (over the $6.2 projected revenue) came
from the sale of Myers Park property last
year. Lots a money, not much room.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Health
Notes
Health &
Nutrition by Judith Sheldon
A CHILDS
CHECKLIST: Do you know if your child is growing
and developing normally? Here is the continuation
of last weeks checklist from The American
Occupational Therapy Association, Inc.:
At 12 months - a child will
enjoy scribbling and may start to take three
steps on their own and say three to five words.
At 18 months - a child will
enjoy playing near, but not with, other children.
At 2 years - a child will ride
a tricycle and should be able to drink from a cup
using one hand, and sing song phrases.
At 3 years - a child is able to
catch a large ball, cut paper in half, share a
toy with adult prompting, and use the toilet by
her/himself.
At 4 years - a child should be
able to dress without supervision and eat with a
fork and spoon. The child will also play
cooperatively with other youngsters.
At 5 years - most children
learn shoe tying, and can copy letters and
numbers and count up to 10. Children should also
be aware of rules and want to conform.
Remember, these milestones are
based on average expected performance, since each
child develops at her or his own pace, and should
be used only as a guide to spotting possible
problems that should then be discussed with their
pediatricians.
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