today's laugh
A dry-goods proprietor took an
insurance policy out on his store the same day it burned
down. The insurance company was suspicious, but an
investigation failed to find any signs of fraud. The only
thing the company could do was write the policyholder a
note: Sir: You took out an insurance policy from us at
10:00 a.m. and your fire did not break out until 3:30
p.m. What took so long?
The tooth fairy, a low-priced attorney,
and a high-priced attorney were in a room. On a table was
a thousand-dollar bill. Who ended up with it?
The high-priced attorney. The other two were merely
figments of his imagination.
1900
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Stamps are Required.
A large number of letters without any
stamps affixed, have been mailed at the Carthage
postoffice recently, directed to Barton J. Morrow, the
census supervisor at Neosho, the senders evidently
thinking that as Mr. Morrow is a government official, no
postage is needed in writing to him on official business.
This is a mistake as the writers of those letters will
realize when they see their missives in the glass case at
the postoffice "held for postage."
Only in a few cases can the use of
postage stamps on a letter be dispensed with, and then an
official envelope is used which envelope can only be used
by a government employee on official business, under
penalty of $300 fine.
Miss Dora Dingle, who went to Cisco,
Texas, recently for a sojourn for her health, did not
like it there and has gone to the home of her sister, at
Elm Springs, Ark.
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Today's Feature
Lodging Tax Fund Requests.The distribution of approximately
$70,000 in lodging tax funds will be one of the
tasks of this years City budget process.
The revenue comes from a 2 per cent tax on all
motel and bed and breakfast rooms rented in
Carthage. The fund has increased steadily since
the tax was approved by voters in 1995.
Proponents of the tax point to the increase as
evidence that the fund is fulfilling its role to
promote overnight stays in the City.
The Chamber of Commerce, Main
Street Carthage, Victorian Carthage, and the
Historic Phelps House are agencies being
considered for funding from the lodging tax.
Requests from all agencies
total $106,047 and break down as the Chamber,
$59,447; Victorian Carthage, $20,000; Main
Street, $23,100, Phelps House, $3,500.
Requests for outside agencies
for the lodging tax and general fund contracts
for service will be formally heard during the
budget meeting Thursday evening in City Hall.
Other agencies that have
requested contracts with the City are the Harry
S. Truman Council ($2,686.75), Carthage Youth
Baseball ($5,000), and the Carthage Humane
Society ($14,400).
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
With the tornado season
obviously upon us, I see there are those
educational gatherins to inform folks
of what to do in case of a twister. Ill
save ya some time, DUCK!
I suppose there is
nothin wrong with makin folks
more aware of the dangers of a hundred mile
an hour wind that is throwin rocks and
two by fours through the air, but folks who
have lived in these parts for much time at
all knows ta head for cover.
I cant member
where I learned ta get in a ditch when things
are flyin through the air. Just always
made sense. Now if I moved ta where
earthquakes are common, I suppose Id be
interested in a little education bout
copin. I try to stay off shaky ground.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
PRIME TIME
WITH KIDS
by Donna Erickson
You dont have to live in
a cold climate to make these beautiful candles
molded with ice! Youll feel cozy inside
wherever you live, whether the temperature is 50
degrees above zero or 50 degrees below.
For two or three medium-size
candles, you will need:
1-pound box paraffin
(available in the canning section at many grocery
stores)
1 tin can and a saucepan
Ice cubes crushed in
medium-size chunks. (Put ice cubes in a sturdy
plastic bag. Your school-age kids will have a
ball crushing the cubes with a hammer, under an
adults supervision, of course.)
Empty and clean pint- or
quart-size cardboard milk cartons with the top
cut off
A white or colored taper
candle for each ice candle, one inch shorter from
the cut carton. (Trim the candle from the bottom
if necessary.)
An adult should place a chunk
of paraffin wax in the empty tin can. Set the can
in water in the saucepan and heat the water until
the paraffin melts, keeping an eye on it at all
times. (Never place the can on the burner or over
an open flame because the wax is flammable.)
Hold a taper candle in the
center of one of your cartons. While you hold it
in place, let your child scoop the crushed ice
around it, filling the carton to the top of the
taper. The ice will now hold the taper in place.
An adult should pour the melted wax over the ice.
Let the kids observe how quickly the wax hardens
in the carton. Listen to the cracking ice.
Once the wax is completely
hardened, let the kids pour off any extra water.
Carefully peel the carton away from the ice
candle and enjoy the surprise of your work of
art. The ice will have formed interesting pockets
and holes that resemble Swiss cheese!
Note: When burning candles, an
adult should always be present to supervise.
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