did ya
know? Did Ya Know. . .The Carthage
High School Band will hold a Jazz and Dessert fundraiser
on Monday, April 3 at 6 p.m. in the High School
Auditorium. It will be $3 or a donation at the door. Help
support your local Tigers. |
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today's laugh What do you get if you cross ground
beef with a werewolf? An Englishman visits America and finds himself in a restaurant. He takes a sip of tea and says to the waiter, "Really, your tea wasnt worth going to war for." Geometrywhat the acorn said after
it grew up. 1900 Police Matinee. Yesterday morning the matinee at the police court consisted of two scenes, one act. The leading men were Ben Faulkner and Ed Russell. The former was found guilty of a "plain" drunk and assessed $10. Russell was not so plain and he only got $9. Judge Brown "Two." Charley James and Miss Maud Fry both of Weir City, Kan., were married by Judge Brown at the probate office yesterday. He also united Chas. Evans and Miss Laura Hulsey both of Webb City. Miss Jane Earl Dead. Sunday afternoon Miss Phoebe Jane Earl
died very suddenly at the home of her mother on East
Macon street, from the effects of a paralytic stroke. She
was aged 62 yeats and 10 months. The funeral will take
place today from the residence at 3 p.m.
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