The Mornin' Mail is
            published every weekday except major holidays 
            Monday, August 14, 2000 Volume IX, Number 40 
         
        did ya
        know? 
         
         
        Did Ya
        Know?. . .The Columbian School
        Annual Swim Party, for parents and students, will be held
        from 6-8 p.m. on Tuesday, August 15th at the Municipal
        Pool. Open House will also be held for Kindergarten
        through 6th grade on Wednesday, August 16th from 5-6 p.m.
         
        Did Ya Know?. . .Cub Scout Pack
        9 invites you to attend the nationally acclaimed Child
        Abduction Prevention Program, SCI Escape School, by Bob
        Stuber. It will be held on Tuesday, August 15 from 7 p.m.
        to 8 p.m. in the Carthage Senior High School Girls Gym/PE
        Annex (across the street from the west entrance of the
        High School.) It is free and open to the public. 
         
         
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        today's laugh 
         
         
         
        The quickest way for a
        parent to get a kids attention is to sit down and
        look comfortable. 
        A terrible writer sent in a manuscript.
        It was returned a few days later with a note from the
        editor: Am returning this paper. Somebody wrote on it. 
        We had a power failure in our house. My
        wife lost her voice. 
        I dont mind being average,
        because it means Im as close to the top as I am to
        the bottom. 
         
         
         
        1900 
        INTERESTING MELANGE.  
        A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.  
        IT
        WAS A HOT FIGHT. 
        H. Anderson Choked a
        Wolf to Death But Was Mangled in the Conflict. 
        Hugh Anderson, a well known citizen of
        McDonald county, was in the city today for the first time
        in nearly a year. He was terribly bitten and mangled in a
        hand-to-hand contest with a trapped wolf last summer, and
        has only recently recovered from his injuries. His face
        is badly disfigured, but in commenting on the fight he
        took a grim satisfaction in stating that he choked his
        enemy to death single handed. 
         
        The Eastern Star lodge held a special
        meeting last evening and initiated Miss Bradley. A large
        number of lodge members were out and at the close of the
        meeting ice cream and cake were served, which were much
        enjoyed by all. 
         
         
        
            
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                Today's Feature 
                 
                Budget Adjustments.The City Council Budget Ways and Means
                Committee is scheduled to meet this evening in
                City Hall at 7 p.m. The agenda includes
                consideration of an exclusive sellers
                agreement for Myers Park Development property
                with Southwest Agency. An earlier plan was
                discarded due to a landslide of amendments being
                placed on the original contract. Committee Chair
                Jackie Boyer recommended the Council vote down
                the original so the Committee could restructure
                the contract and bring it back for consideration. 
                The Committee is also scheduled
                to review the final finances of the July 4th Red,
                White and Boom celebration. Initial figures
                indicated that the event went over budget by
                approximately $12,000. 
                Consideration of a two day City
                Visioning Meeting, with a proposed administrative
                cost of $4,000, is also scheduled.  
                The Committee has also been
                directed by the Council to look at ways to fund
                approximately $35,000 more than budgeted for
                construction of a new traffic signal system and
                modifications to the intersection. The project
                was budgeted for $100,000 but bids for that price
                have not been forthcoming..  
                 
                 
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                Just Jake
                Talkin' 
                 
                Mornin',
                    
                        The ongoin
                        discussion concernin the function
                        and necessity of the Kellogg Lake area
                        Because of its semi isolated location, it
                        has always attracted crowds duin
                        the after hours. Trash is the biggest
                        problem that comes up it seems. 
                        An effort is bein
                        made to place more trash containers
                        around the area and to secure them to the
                        earth somehow so they dont end up
                        in the lake. Some community involvement
                        is goin to continue to be
                        encouraged. The possibility of
                        bannin glass containers from the
                        City Parks is also bein considered.
                         
                        These efforts, along
                        with a day or two of real cleanin
                        may at least show there is interest in
                        keepin the park up ta snuff.
                        Closin the area is not an option,
                        maybe a neighborhood watch would help. 
                        This is some fact, but
                        mostly, 
                        Just Jake Talkin. 
                     
                 
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                Weekly Column 
                 
                The Super Handyman 
                 
                by Al Carrell and
                Kelly CarrellDear Al
                & Kelly:  
                Since my workshop is large, I
                need to use extension cords quite a bit. I try to
                keep them off of the floor so they dont get
                damaged and I dont trip over them. I just
                use clothespins to clip them to my workbench,
                garage-door track, a shelf, trash can or whatever
                is next to where I am working. Its much
                safer and my cords last longer. - B.D. 
                A Super Hint - If you are going
                to paint your outdoor steps, add some sand to the
                paint. It will help cut down on slippery
                surfaces. 
                Dear Al: I bought a new wooden
                screen door and painted it to match the trim on
                our home. I came up with a super way to paint the
                wire screen to match. I used a regular kitchen
                sponge to apply the paint. It didnt clog up
                the screen holes or waste the paint. I know you
                dont have to paint the screening, but it
                looks so much nicer, I think. W.D. 
                Q: I have an outside faucet in
                my back yard that is always dripping water. I
                tried to tighten down the screw on the top of the
                handle and found that it was rusted in place and
                wouldnt budge. What will work to free it
                up? L.K. 
                A: Try a rust remover or
                penetrating oil first. Put some around the screw
                on the top and give it plenty of time to work. If
                it doesnt work, you can drill out the
                rusted screw. .or replace the entire faucet. They
                dont cost very much! 
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