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Thursday, August 24, 2000 Volume IX, Number 48
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Soccer Leagues Fall
& Spring soccer registration will be held on
Thursday, August 24, at the concession stand located at
the Steadley Soccer Fields from 5:30 to 7:30 p.m. The
players age can be between age 4 and age 15.
Registration fee is $20. The season will begin on
Saturday, September 9.
Did Ya Know?. . .The CHS Class
of 45 will hold a reunion planning meeting on
Saturday, August 26 at 1:30 p.m. at the Family
Neighborhood Center located at 706 Orchard. All
interested classmates are urged to attend.
Did Ya Know?. . .On this date in
1912 the parcel post system was established in Missouri.
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today's laugh
Do you know how much
bus fare is today?
Starting next week, Im going
to mail myself to work.
My brother just came up with a new
wrinkle. He says that the tax forms are Greek to him, and
he wont pay taxes to a foreign government.
A terrible violinist finishes a
composition, and someone from the audience yells up to
him, "Play Tchaikovskys Violin Concerto."
"Again?"
1900
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
The
Winkler Place Sold.
Chris Winkler, through the agency of
Meredith & Armstrong, today sold eight acres of land
in the extreme southeast part of town to Mrs. L.P.
Teeters.
The property formerly belonged to A.W.
St. John and has a fine orchard, a good 5-room house, and
will make an ideal spot for the purpose intendedto
make a chicken ranch for Mrs. Teeters son. The
price paid was $1,800.
To Locate in the Far
West.
Among those who went to the far west
via the Missouri Pacific this morning were Mr. and Mrs.
F.M. Weeks and son, Ollie, who will locate at Colorado
Springs; Tom W. Pealer, who has decided to settle in
Seattle, Washington, and R.H. Welsh and family, who
intend to make their home in Portland Oregon.
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Today's Feature
Council
Sets Tax Levy.
The City Council set the City
tax levy at ninety-five cents per hundred dollars
assessed valuation during the regular meeting
Tuesday evening. Member Lujene Clark opposed the
rate which was higher that she felt was
necessary. The levy is the combination of
forty-four cents for general revenue, twenty-two
cents for the Library, nineteen cents for Parks
and Recreation, and ten cents for the City Public
Health fund.
The Council also voted 9-1 to
allow the reduction of several line items in the
Capital Improvement budget and the resulting
funds to be used for the Garrison and Chestnut
intersection improvements. Clark voted against.
Bids for the new traffic signals and construction
were approximately $35,000 higher than the
$100,000 that was allowed in the budget.
A motion from Public Safety
Committee Chair Charlie Bastin to paint the
Police building to stop moisture from seeping
into the structure was approved with a 7-3 vote.
The manufacturer of the blocks for the exterior
walls has indicated a willingness to help pay to
remedy the ongoing problem. Negotiations for a
resolution will continue.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Noticed there
hasnt been near the yard
mowin goin on for the last
couple a weeks. Even those who keep the
water flowin are gettin those
yellow spots showin up in the lawn.
I suppose what dry spell were
havin doesnt compare much to
those havin ta keep outa the way of
range fires in the West. Like they always
say, it could be worse.
I still havent
heard from anyone who knows how ta tell a
bean from a pea. Maybe most really
dont care. Maybe somethin
will sprout up when the weather cools a
bit.
This is the time a year
I always like ta be a little leery
bout reachin to the back of
the root cellar. I always get a start if
somethin slithers off. Course
Im not afraid a snakes, just
dont care ta keep close company.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Click
& Clack
TALK CARSby Tom & Ray Magliozzi
We own a 1984 Chevy Van, which
we bought used. Since weve owned it, it has
not passed our state emissions test. We bring it
in, and it doesnt pass.
Then we take it to our
mechanic, and he brings it in. He gets it to pass
every time. Can you tell me what hes doing
to the van to get it to pass?-Luie
TOM: Well, there are two
possibilities, Luie. One is that hes using
the technique known in the automobile industry as
the "Double Jackson Method."
RAY: Thats where he hands
the inspector two folded-up Andrew Jacksons and
says, "Buddy, pass me, will ya?"
Thats illegal, immoral and unethical.
TOM: Not to mention expensive.
RAY: So its more likely
that hes playing with your timing. On a lot
of marginal cars, if you retard the timing
enough, you can usually get it to pass the
emissions test. The problem is that with the
spark occurring so late, the car has almost no
power, making it practically undrivable. When
its really warmed up, you might get it to
run well enough as not to arouse suspicion. And
thats what I suspect hes doing.
TOM: Right. He gets the van
good and warm, then stops around the corner from
the testing station and retards the timing. The
access to the engine is right between the seats,
so he doesnt even have to get out and pop
the hood!
RAY: Then he drives the thing
around the corner, passes the emissions test, and
as hes backing out of the garage bay, he
resets the timing and goes on his way.
TOM:And thats illegal,
immoral and unethical, too!
RAY: Not to mention wrong.
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