Did Ya Know?. . .The Jasper County Health Dept. will give flu shots from 1-3 p.m. on Friday, Dec. 1st. The Pneumococcal is $15, bring Medicaid or Medicare cards. There is no charge for high-risk residents or 65+. For more info call 358-3111 or 1-877-879-9131. Did Ya Know?. . .The American Red Cross will hold a Bloodmobile at the Grand Avenue Church of God, Macon & Grand, on Friday, Dec. 1st from 9 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Did Ya Know?. . .The First United Methodist Church, 7th & Main, is providing free hot chocolate and coffee during the Carthage Christmas Parade on Monday, December 4th. Drinks will be served at the front entrance before the start of the parade at 7 p.m. and continue throughout the parade. |
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Did you miss your
train, sir? Will you join me in a bowl of soup? Its so cold, I saw an icicle wearing ear muffs. When you were playing golf, did you
ever shoot a birdie?
The Justice After the Mice. Times are awfully slow in the justice courts this week, and in order to keep his "mill" grinding, Justice Woodward yesterday instituted a proceeding versus the mice which have been stealing his wheat. Last summer he stored forty-four bushels of sacked grain in his court room over Witts billiard hall, and an inventory showed only forty-three bushels remaining. All the sacks were shifted and when a reporter happened around the court room looked more like a granary than a place of justice. "But it is a place of justice," declared the squire "I find these pesky varmints guilty of petit larceny and-" There was a squeak of "not guilty" from a score of tiny throats. "And I sentence them all to be hanged by the neck until dead the first day of the first month they put their heads inside these traps." A half dozen cheese traps had been set.
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