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Monday, February 14, 2000 Volume VIII, Number 169
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . . The
Lincoln Ladies Federated Republican Women will hold their
meeting on Tuesday, February 15, 2000, at 12:00 noon at
the Pizza Hut in Carthage, MO. All interested ladies
welcome to attend.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Knights of
Pythias will have a Baked Ham, Sweet Potatoes and Salad
Dinner at 6:30 p.m. on February 15, 2000.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Public Library will be closed Monday, February 21, for
Presidents Day.
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today's
laugh
A grandmother was
delighted to babysit her two very young grandsons. On the
way to the park, she ran into a friend who looked at the
two youngsters and said, "These must be your
grandchildren. How old are they?"The grandmother said, "The doctor is four,
and the lawyer is two."
A man on safari lost his guide, and the
native bearers ran away. Suddenly, he was surrounded by
fierce-looking natives. Remembering a trick hed
seen once in a movie, he whipped out his cigarette
lighter, flicked it, and pushed the flame toward the
leader of the natives.
The leader jumped back and said,
"Its a miracle. Ive never seen a lighter
that worked the first time."
1900
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
FACE
BADLY SCALDED.
Mrs. C.P. Pence
Victim of a Painful Accident.
Yesterday morning Mrs. Chas. Pence was
badly scalded about the face, the result of an accident,
at her home on South Garrison avenue.
She was making tea and had put some
water on the stove to boil in a syrup can that was almost
air tight. Just as the water reached the boiling point
Mrs. Pence took the can off the stove and started to open
it. Just as she did so the accumulated steam blew the lid
off and burned her about the face and neck. Her eyes were
almost miraculously saved but her face will in all
probability be scarred by the burns.
Dr. Freed was summoned as soon as the
accident happened and alleviated the pain as much as
possible. Last night the patient was resting well and
suffered little pain during the afternoon.
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Today's Feature
Housing and
Annexation Policy Talks.
The Public Works will begin
consideration of the formation of two policy
issues during its regular meeting in City Hall
tomorrow afternoon at 5:15. The discussion is
scheduled to include how the City will approach
various requests for support of housing
developments, and what criteria should be
followed for requests for annexation.
The typical approach for
housing development in the recent past has been
for the Council to give its blessing for any
project presented to the City. The Council
approval can influence what projects are granted
special status by the State for tax incentives.
The intent of the proposed policy discussion is
to determine which type of projects would be of
higher priority if several requests were
presented in the same year.
The issue of whether the City
should annex improved property that does not meet
City standards such as waste water control was
raised by Council member H.J. Johnson during a
recent annexation hearing. As a member of the
Public Works Committee, he requested the
discussion to clarify future action on requests
for annexation.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
I know its a little late,
but with the weekend I figured the annual
valentine warnin might be forgotten if
it was put out too early.
Course the reason
behind these little reminders is for a friend
who let the day slip by a few years ago and
made the mistake of gettin a card to
his wife the day after. He probly
doesnt need the reminder any longer
after the year of shame he suffered, but I
figure his sacrifice should be remembered on
a regular basis.
With the DAY fallin
on a weekday this year, there fortunately
will be plenty of time for those last minute
dashes to remedy any forgetfulness. Im
sure the selection may be a little slim, but
in this instance, it really is the though
that counts most.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
The Super Handyman
Q: Im thinking about
installing a tinted film on my windows, but
several friends have urged me not to. They say it
looks bad and is hard to remove. What do you say?
- R. S.
A: Window film has improved
over the years. You no longer need that mirror
effect to deflect the summer sun. The stuff does
come with some serious adhesive, so removal is
still as frustrating as ever. You should not
apply the film if you have double-glazed panes or
if you are using storm windows, as the heat
buildup can actually blow out the outer glass.
Super Hint: An old laminated
countertop will dull after years of use and
abuse. A good auto paste wax can give your
countertop back its shine.
Dear Kelly: I love to refinish
old furniture. I have learned a great way to keep
the oils and grease on my hands from ruining a
newly sanded piece.
Its important, because
the oils can make the finish or the stain
splotchy if you arent careful. I keep a
bucket of sawdust near my workbench, and I just
stick my hand into the bucket before handling the
piece. The sawdust absorbs oils from my skin.
Its also a great cleaner for sticky
strippers. - T. S.
Super Hint: Shop compounds in
cardboard boxes can turn into a rock because
moisture gets to them through the thin cardboard.
Put the whole box into a plastic bag and seal it.
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