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Wednesday, February 16, 2000 Volume VIII, Number 171
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .University Outreach and Extension
will offer a 6-week program on Core Communication from
6:30-8:30 p.m. Mondays from Feb. 28 to March 27 at the
Freeman Hospital East in Joplin MO. 12 credit hours
training can be obtained and 1.2 CEUs are available
through University of Missouri. For more information call
the Center in Carthage, 417-358-2158.
Did Ya Know?. . . Tax Counseling
for the Elderly, TCE, will be available at the Over 60
Center each Tuesday from 9-12 throughout February.
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today's
laugh
You have to be
careful with your fax machine. I got my tie caught in
one, and four minutes later I was in Chicago.This couple brings the new baby home, and the
father starts to practice diapering the child. He
doesnt quite have the knack. Their other child
says, "Whats the matter? Didnt come with
instructions?"
Graves, an artist who specialized in
seascapes of ships tossed in wintry seas, was having his
first showing at a big gallery. A dowager type studied
his work and was impressed, saying, "Youve got
incredible technique and know how to use color, but
its a shame you didnt have better
weather."
1900
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
A NEW
MILL.
North Carterville
Will Now Put on Some Airs.
The new mill on the Kane, Daugherty
& Co. lease of the McGregor and Harrison land north
of Carterville, was started yesterday.
The lease comprises forty acres on
which prospecting was commenced about a year ago. Ore is
being taken out at a depth of 163 feet and is of a very
fine quality. The mill was erected by Mr. Cass, of
Carterville and cost $10,000.
It is equipped with all the latest
improved machinery and is of a 100 ton capacity. The
present indications are that this lease will prove
valuable and will make an extensive camp.
Mill lots are all taken and offers of
$6,000 have been refused. The new mill is christened The
Argo.
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Today's Feature
Airport
Appraisal In Again.
The long awaited appraisal of
the proposed new airport property has been
received at City Hall according to City
Administrator Tom short. The City contracted with
one appraiser nearly a year ago and eventually
cancelled the contract after several delays and
an appraisal report that failed to hold up to
review.
The new appraisal by R.J. Wood
and Associates appears to have the necessary
documentation, says Short, and will now be sent
to Millin & Associates of Independence for a
final review. The tedious appraisal process is
necessary to comply with state and federal
guidelines if the City eventually applies for
grant funding for the new facility. The review is
scheduled to be completed in 20 days. Short
expects to have the eight inch high pile of
documents shipped to Millin within the week.
The City Council has yet to
officially authorize anyone or group to negotiate
for the actual purchase of the property which
includes approximately 168 acres including
approaches. The site, just north of the City, was
identified as a potential site nearly 10 years
ago in an airport master plan study.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Overall Id have ta
say the egg has gotten a bad rap.
Egg on your face, egghead,
rotten egg, etc. At least one rotten egg
doesnt ruin the barrel. The egg has ta
be onea natures most versatile foods. Fry
em, boil em, poach em,
pickle em, put em in your beer.
Folks have figured bout ever way
possible to prepare the little gems,
includin eatin em raw (not
one of my favorite topics). As a kid we used
ta put a raw egg in a milk shake and
didnt think much of it, but I prefer
eggs fully cooked at this time of life. Maybe
a soft center for dippin the toast.
Course my favorite
use of the egg is in a nice fluffy meringue.
Who married Snow White? Egg white, get the
yoke.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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PRIME TIME WITH KIDS.
If Mom has always
wanted to go to an exotic, far away place,
capitalize on your kids imagination and
assist them in treating Mom to a dream vacation
right at home.
Make a "passport" for
Mom with her photo inside. Next, create a skit in
which every family member role-plays being pilots
or flight attendants on the trip. Serve Mom
sparkling juice in First Class, of course.
Here are some themed locations
for when she disembarks:
Trip to the Caribbean - In a
sunny room in your home, set out a beach chair
for Mom with towels, sandals and suntan lotion.
Blow up colorful beach balls and hang them from
the ceiling. Scatter shells on the floor. Serve
her a salad in a seashell and play tapes of waves
crashing, steel drums or Beach Boy tunes. Fan
her, polish her toenails and serve her fruit
slushes for a snack. For a present, give her
sunglasses, a beach towel, a novel or a canvas
tote.
Trip to Paris - Set the scene
with a mural of the Eiffel tower. Draw it on
butcher paper and hang it on the wall. Hunt
through the dress-up box to create a
"couture collection" for a fashion show
for Mom. Or, dress up and do a mini can-can set
to music on tape.
Another child might dress as a
French waiter, complete with beret and let Mom
order cafe au lait, croissants, French cheese, an
omelette or crepes from a giant menu the kids
have made. For a present, give her a scarf,
perfume, or promise to take Mom to an art museum.
Trip to W. Africa - Rent a
safari video or "The African Queen."
Snack on peanuts in a shell and tropical fruit on
skewers. For a present, give a T-shirt,
stationery, or a book to support efforts to
protect endangered species. Or, visit the zoo and
look for African animals. You may be able to
donate to a zoo project in Moms name.
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