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Monday, February 21, 2000 Volume VIII, Number 174
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Public Library will be
closed Monday, February 21, for Presidents Day.
Did Ya Know?. . . The next
Diabetes Support Group will be Wednesday, February 23rd
from 4:00-5:00 p.m. in the dining room at the
McCune-Brooks Hospital, Carthage, MO. The guest speaker
will be Delores Vandergrift, Nurse Practitioner, with the
topic "Are You a Sweetheart?!"
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today's
laugh
Two young men are
walking down Fifth Avenue. One says, "Look at that
gorgeous redhead in that green suit."
They walk on, and the young man
says, "Wow! Take a gander at that blonde in those
red slacks."
They walk on, and the young man says, "Holy cow!
Feast your eyes on that tall brunette in the"
The second young man says, "Is that all you
dojust think of clothes?"It was real cold in the winter. The termites
didnt even have to chew. They just let their teeth
chatter and leaned forward.
A comedians wife has a baby. The
new father meets a friend the next day. The friend says,
"I see your wife has a better delivery than
you."
1900
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Meeting
of Carthage Circuit.
James P. Newell sent out letters to the
secretaries of the fair associations in this circuit,
viz: Holden, Rich Hill, Harrisonville and Springfield,
requesting them to meet in Carthage, to consider plans
and matters of importance in regard to the arrangement of
the fairs as to time and entries. It is doubtful if a
meeting is held, however, on account of the short notice
but an expression will be given as to when a meeting can
be held and definite action taken.
Hes All Right
Now.
William Pierce, who has been in this
city for six weeks taking treatment from Dr. Flower for
bronchial catarrh, returned to his home in Springfield
yesterday completely cured. He is a brother-in-law of
G.W. Thompson of this city.
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Today's Feature
Short
and Sweet.
The City Council is expected to
move through its agenda in short time Tuesday
evening in City Hall.
Two of the three items
scheduled for vote concern the agreement with the
Carthage Chamber of Commerce to assume the
responsibility of Economic Development services
for the City.
The Council has already agreed
to the arrangement in principle during a closed
session meeting several weeks ago. It is expected
that the actual contract will also meet with the
approval of the Council.
The other item related to the
agreement scheduled for vote is a severance
payment for current City Director of Economic
Development Max McKnight. McKnight has worked for
the City four years and the payment is in
consideration of retirement benefits that
McKnight will lose when he leaves City
employment. The Chamber is expected to retain
McKnight as Chamber Director to fulfill its
obligation to the City under the new contract.
The Council is also scheduled
to vote on a bill amending the City Personnel
Policy dealing with workers compensation.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Went by and took a look at
the Street Department shop that caught fire
last week. Pretty much past repair Id
say. From what Im told the quonset hut
has been there since the early
40s and the City has been
usin it for a shop since the
50s.
Any time I see of these
structures that look like a can buried half
in the ground I think of their popularity
with farmers in the fiftys. They were
quick to put up, held a lot of big equipment,
and were easy to maintain. I especially
recall those out on the prairie that look
like some giant stepped on em, roof
saggin in the middle. My brother and I
would speculate on how big the giant
footprints would be and strain to see tracks
as we passed on a Sunday drive. Still
dont know what causes that.
This some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
The Super Handymanby
Al Carrell and Kelly Carrell
Dear Al: I kept an old
refrigerator in the garage for overflow from the
house. It sure came in handy, but it finally
died. At first, I wanted to get rid of it, but
then decided to keep it. I reasoned that I could
fill it with paint, thinner and other items that
might be considered fire hazards. I think these
things will be safer closed up tightly in the old
fridge rather than just sitting around my garage.
I have added a hasp lock to the front, to make
sure the kids dont get in accidentally. -
H. T.
Super Hint - A good way to
bring some life back to a well-worn pair of
leather work gloves is to let them sit overnight
in a bucket of cornmeal. That should remove most
of the grease that builds up on them. If
theres a stubborn stain, try rubbing some
cornmeal into it.
Q: The glass door on my oven is
very dirty. What product can I use to clean off
the door so I can see in again? - B. W.
A: An ammonia-and-water
solution should do the job. Have plenty of
ventilation when you apply it, because the fumes
can knock your head off!
Dear Al & Kelly: You have
suggested turning an aerosol paint can upside
down and spraying a quick blast to clean the tiny
hole in the nozzle.
If you do that very often, the
propellant can be gone before the paint is. I
just remove the nozzle and put it on a spray can
of carburetor cleaner. One blast of that and the
nozzle is clean. - T. W.
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