today's
laugh
My house is really
secured. On my windows, I have six-inch steel bars. On
the front door, I have four locks, three sets of bars, an
electric alarm system, and eight beepers. I never worry about getting robbed when Im
not home. I cant get out of my house.
The warden was interviewing a
politicians nephew for a job as a guard and said,
"We have a tough bunch of prisoners. Do you think
you can handle them?"
The nephew said, "No problem. If
they act up, out they go!"
I watch a lot of public TV. The other
day, I saw a science show about all the galaxies pulling
away from the earth at ten thousand miles a second. I
keep wondering: Do they know something?
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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
More
Accidents at Oronogo.
The Cass mine at Oronogo was the scene
of two accidents Thursday afternoon, and that evening the
blacksmith shop of the plant was burned. Two men who were
engaged in cutting ice in the mine, which is the property
of the American Zinc, Lead and Smelting company, slipped
and fell and were severely, although not seriously
injured. Their names could not be learned. Later in the
evening the blacksmith shop caught fire and burned down,
the loss being a total one. Fortunately some sticks of
dynamite, sixteen in number, which were in the shop were
got out before any explosion occurred, or the loss would
have been much greater.
John Moran a substantial farmer of the
Asbury neighborhood, has removed to Carthage to educate
his children. He has rented property on South Garrison
and expects to become a permanent resident.
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Today's Feature
Safety
At A Price.
The Public Safety Committee
agreed last Monday night that a traffic signal
control device triggered by emergency vehicles
was a good idea. The price was debateable.
Jim Lucas explained how the
radio controlled device, to be manufactured for
Lucas Technologies, LLC of Carthage, would allow
emergency vehicles to control traffic signals. A
transmitter is mounted in the vehicle and a
receiver is located at the intersection. As the
vehicle approaches with emergency lights on, the
traffic signals would receive the radio signal
and switch all lights at the intersection to
yellow and then red. A strobe type beacon would
alert the emergency vehicle that the receiver was
operational. In return for information and
evaluation of the system, Lucas would discount
the $2,275 price of the start up unit by $1,000.
The City would pay for installation of the
equipment.
Committee member J.D. Whitledge
was encouraged by the concept, but felt the value
of the City evaluating the system would be equal
to the entire price of the unit. The discussion
will continue at the Public Works Committee
meeting in two weeks..
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
If you ever wondered
exactly what those folks down at the Police
Department do, youve got the chance to
find out.
The Department is
hostin another of its Citizen Police
Academy programs in the next month or so. Ya
still have to sign up and get a little
"hands on" experience.
I dont think
youll be chasin the bad guys
across town, but you will see a side of law
enforcement that ya wont see on
"Cops." "Whatcha gonna
do?"
The classes will be held on
Thursday evenins from around 6 to 9 for
eight weeks.
If ya talk to anyone
whos been through the course,
theyll tell ya its well worth the
time.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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PRIME
TIME WITH KIDS
by Donna EricksonYoung children are notorious for putting
off bedtime. Its the final ritual of the
day: story, chit chat, prayers, hugs and a kiss.
Then, as if on cue, with the click of the
"off" switch of the lamp, the drama
kicks in. "I need a glass of water; I
cant find my teddy bear; I have to go
potty; Im hungry; my blankets are too hot;
my blankets are too cold; will you leave the
light on, Mom, pleeeeze?"
Whether its anxiety about
a new day at pre-school, monsters in the closet,
robbers lurking by the window or any other fear,
sometimes children need extra comfort to navigate
the long night hours.
To help your child put closure
on the day, enjoy making this bedtime glowworm
together. Because the body of this whimsical
bedtime buddy is a flashlight, your child can
switch it on anytime to add a soft glow in the
room.
With the open end down, stuff a
paper lunch bag or a colorful cellophane gift bag
with newspaper. Decorate the bag using odds and
ends from your craft box or junk drawer. Make it
like a glowworm, firefly or any fanciful creature
you wish. Glue on buttons for eyes and pipe
cleaners twisted in the shape of a smile or
antennae. Cut out craft paper in wing shapes and
glue to the side folds of the bag. Draw extra
features with markers or crayons. Remove the
newspaper.
Place a lightweight flashlight
on your work table with the head of the
flashlight up. As your child holds the
flashlight, slip the bag over the top half of the
flashlight. Be sure the on/off switch is exposed.
Wrap a rubberband or ribbon around the bag to
hold it in place. Turn the flashlight on to
light-up the glowworm.
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