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Monday, February 28, 2000 Volume VIII, Number 179
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Friends of the Carthage Public
Library first Saturday of the month booksale will be this
Saturday, March 4, at the Library Annex.
Did Ya Know?. . .University
Outreach and Extension has completed the second edition
of the Community Resource Directory for Jasper, Newton
and McDonald counties. For a copy of the directory
contact the University Outreach and Extension Center in
Carthage at 417-358-2158.
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today's
laugh
They finally found
out who lives on the dark side of the moon
moon people who dont pay their electric bill.A man complained to his doctor that his wife was
weird, "She talks to her plants."
The doctor said, "A lot of people talk to their
plants."
"By telephone?"
Feeling that astronauts got a lot of
glory, two less than brilliant men built a spaceship out
of all the junk they could find around. Then they
attached a decent-sized rocket behind it.
A friend said, "You guys are nuts. Before that thing
can go fifty miles, itll incinerate you."
One of the men said, "Not if we go at night."
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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Struck
By a Moving Train.
John Arnold of Blendville was thrown
from his buggy, which was struck by a Frisco train at 11
oclock Saturday night near the Missouri Pacific
crossing at Joplin, and as a result sustained injuries
which may prove fatal. Mrs. Arnold, who was in the buggy
with him, was slightly injured.
Moving Back to
Carthage.
Chas. Wilson, who has been living on
one of his fathers farms northeast of town the past
year, will move back again to his home at the corner of
Chestnut and Thirteenth street. Mr. Wilson was formerly
book-keeper for Cowgill & Hill.
James Reid, who has been visiting his
mother and sister at their home on North Meridan street
for several weeks, returns this morning to Cucharasa,
Colo., where he has a responsible position in the freight
office.
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Today's Feature
Budget
Process Begins.
The City Council will meet for
a budget work session tomorrow evening at 7 p.m.
in City Hall. The session is scheduled to set the
priorities and provide an overview of the
upcoming budget process for fiscal year
2000/2001.
"We want to go over some
of the goals and objectives," City
Administrator Tom Short reported to the Council
last week.
A five year capital improvement
plan will also be reviewed according to Short.
The City Council Budget/Ways
and Means Committee has recommended several
guidelines to be used for the budget goals.
Under the guidelines the City
Department heads would prepare a
"Maintenance" request which maintains
the level of services currently provided by the
department. Any increase in services would be
submitted separately with supporting
justification for consideration. Any requests for
new staff would also be submitted separately.
The goal to totally wean
outside agencies from City subsidies is again
listed as one of the goals. The Committee also
recommends evaluating all fees for services to
determine how they relate to cost.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
I hear tell that at least
one political sign has been sighted in the
community. Only five weeks till the April 4
City elections, so there will probly be
a few more fore its over.
The School Board will have
a contest, but the City Council has only one
contested race in the Fifth Ward. The odd
race will be that of the Fourth Ward. No one
has signed up to run for the seat to be
vacated by Council member Trish Burgi-Brewer.
There has been some talk of gettin some
type of organized write-in campaign
goin, but as of yet I havent
heard of anyone serious. With no candidate,
all write-in votes will have to be counted,
so we wont know until election night
who will be considered worthy. If no
write-ins occur, the seat will be
appointed.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
The
Super Handyman
by Al Carrell and
Kelly CarrellDear Al
& Kelly:
One thing I noticed while
caulking one afternoon was that even though the
caulking gun seemed to have reached the end of
the tube. By adding a small wooden block to the
end of the plunger of my caulking gun, I was able
to get out the last of the caulk.
I start off normally but once
about half of the caulk is gone, I pull the
plunger back and insert a wooden block that is
about a half-inch thick with a diameter narrower
than the caulk tube. The block slips into the
bottom of the caulking tube, and then I push the
plunger back in. -M.W.
A SUPER HINT- When working on a
table saw, you really want your work to glide
over the table and along the rip fence. A light
sprinkling of cornstarch or talcum power right on
the table can help.
Dear Carrells: I took my old
fabric tape measure, which I used to use for
sewing , and glued it to the front of my
workbench. It is as long the workbench, and I use
it all the time to measure projects.
I put a few coats of left over
lacquer on top of it, to make sure it
wouldnt peel up and to keep the numbers
from rubbing off. It sure is handy- K.M.
A SUPER HINT-To keep from
slipping off your ladder steps, wrap a scrap of
screen wire or hardware cloth around each one.
Staple it in place, and it will give you a little
extra traction, even with muddy feet.
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