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Monday, February 7, 2000 Volume VIII, Number 164
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The
Jasper County Commission will hold a public meeting
regarding the proposed and improvement of the following
railroad crossings: North Main & Elk Rd., and Highway
171 & Kafir Rd. This meeting will be held at 10 a.m.
on Thurs., Feb. 10, 2000 at the Jasper County Courthouse,
Room 101, Carthage. The public is invited to attend.
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today's
laugh
A woman visits a
new friend at home, and seeing a beautiful vase on the
mantel says, "That is gorgeous."
The hostess says, "Those are
my husbands ashes."
"Oh, I didnt know he was deceased."
"He isnt. Hes too lazy to look for an
ashtray."Build a better
mousetrap, and the world will beat a path to your door.
Build a better door, and the mice cant get in.
I once took twenty shots at a deer.
Finally, he came over to me, gave me a dollar and said,
"Here, pal. I dont want to see you go
hungery."
An optimist is a man whod go into
a restaurant flat broke, order oysters, and expect to pay
the bill with the pearls hell find inside.
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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Carthage
to Neck City.
The unfinished telephone
line from Oronogo to Neck City which was recently
purchased by J.W. Layne has been completed and connected
with the Carthage line at Oronogo, and the first message
was sent over it yesterday. It will be a toll line
exclusively but will be a great accommodation to the
public generally for Neck City is growing to be quite an
important mining town.
Good Horses Scarce.
Mr. Humphrey is down from
Kansas City this week trying to buy some good horses but
said to a reporter yesterday that he was unable to find
any that were desirable. He also stated that he had
expected to buy $3,000 worth of good driving horses in
this city but would not be able to find them. He has
shipped eighty-seven car loads of horses to New York in
the past five years.
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Today's Feature
City/Chamber Agreement.An agreement between the City of
Carthage and the Carthage Chamber of Commerce for
economic development services will be in first
reading during Tuesday evenings regular
Council meeting in City Hall. The $85,000 annual
contract does not specify any personnel, but in a
joint media conference City and Chamber officials
announced that current City Economic Development
Director Max McKnight would leave City employment
and assume the position of Chamber Executive
Director if the contract was approved. McKnight
has been employed by the City since March of
1996. Details of any severance package have yet
to be determined by the Council.
The contract states that the
term of the agreement is intended to extend until
June 30, 2005. However, there are several
conditions including an annual reconfirmation of
the contract by both parties on or before July of
each year.
"If either party
determines that it will not reconfirm this
Agreement," says the document, "it
shall notify the other party at least sixty (60)
days prior to the expiration of the
Agreement."
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Its good to feel
solid ground under foot after the snow melt.
Somethin with a little traction to
allow a quicker pace without the fear of
landin on the backside.
I can remember when those
trampoline jumpin places were
spreadin through the country. They
charged by the half hour, so we used ta try
and get as many jumps per minute as possible.
After a three or four hunderd hops,
gettin back on earth left the legs
feelin like they were still
bobbin up and down. Just too much fun.
Those of us landlubbers who
were raised in the Midwest also feel a little
uneasy on large bodies of water. Gettin
out of sight of land takes some gettin
used to, let alone the constant rockin
of the boat.
Most boat rockers in these
parts need ta keep their feet on the ground.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
The Super
Handyman
by Al Carrell and Kelly Carrell
Sometimes it is hard to get at
a nail set to help hide those finish nails. If
you have a ratchet set, you might be able to make
the chore easier.
The 3/8-inch ratchet drive
extension just happens to be the right size to
fit over the end of most nail sets, and you can
tap the end of the extension instead of trying to
get at the nail set.
You dont want to make a
habit of it, as it isnt too good for the
extension, but its all right to do it every
now and then.
One of the most import things
you can do to help your refrigerator run
efficiently is to keep the coils clean. You
should clean the coils once a month or so.
Depending upon the style of
refrigerator, the coils are located either
underneath or on the back. Either way, they can
be difficult to reach for cleaning. A Vacuum with
a hose extension works best, but you might have
trouble with just the standard attachments. One
clever way of getting at tough-to-reach areas is
to attach bottle brush to the end of the
vacuums wand.
The vacuum should have no
trouble getting the dust once its loosened
by the brush.
Q: I have some old
furniture pieces made of walnut. Over the years
they have become dry looking. What can I use to
clean the and protect it? - N.S.
A: A Little paint
thinner can clean the wood, and then you can
apply a new coat of compatible finish, which
would protect and beautify the furniture.
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