The Mornin' Mail is
published every weekday except major holidays
Monday, January 31, 2000 Volume VIII, Number 159
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Jasper
County Commission will hold a public meeting regarding
the proposed and improvement of the following railroad
crossings: North Main & Elk Rd., and Highway 171
& Kafir Rd. This meeting will be held at 10 a.m. on
Thurs., Feb. 10, 2000 at the Jasper County Courthouse,
Room 101, Carthage. The public is invited to attend.
Did Ya Know?. . . Tax Counseling
for the Elderly, TCE, will be available at the Over 60
Center each Tuesday from 9-12 beginning February 1, 2000.
Brought to you by the Area Agency on Aging.
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today's
laugh
A man watches the
astronomer line up his telescope with a distant star.
Just as he has it in focus, a falling star zooms by.
The man nods at the astronomer and
says, "Good shot."
Do you want to know how desirable your
old car is? Just check out the prices of the new ones.
Old George was the deafest man in town.
The other day he was near the railroad tracks, and he
heard the locomotives shrill whistle.
Old George said to Old Al, the
second-deafest man in town, "First robin Ive
heard this spring."
1900
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
A
NARROW ESCAPE.
Horse Lost Its Head
and Ran Into a Freight Train.
Yesterday afternoon as Dr. E.J. Burch
was coming into town from making a call in the country,
he saw what came very near being a serious accident at
the Missouri Pacific crossing, near the lower bridge.
James Smith and son of near Avilla were
driving what they thought was a perfectly safe horse and
approached the crossing just as the train came through.
For some unaccountable reason the horse lost its head and
ran square into the train. The flesh was torn from his
breast in deep gashes and the shafts of the buggy were
twisted off but otherwise the buggy was not injured. Mr.
Smith and son escaped without injury.
Certificate of incorporation was
yesterday filed showing the capitalization of the North
Shoe Mining Co. at $12,000.
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Today's Feature
Contract For
Airport Appraisal Review.
The City Council voted last
week to authorize a contract with D. M. Millin
and Associates for reviewing the appraisal of
land for the proposed new airport. The review of
the appraisal is necessary to comply with state
and federal regulations if future grant funding
becomes available
.According to City
Administrator Tom Short, the appraisal is
expected to be completed by mid February. The
contract for review would be completed within
twenty days after the appraisal is given to
Millin and Associates. The fee for the review
will be $3,000.
The Council entered into a
contract with Hunter and Associates of Joplin
last spring, but after several delays by that
firm, the City cancelled the arrangement. Hunter
has not been paid anything for the partially
completed appraisal it submitted as finished
product.
The Airport Relocation
Committee, appointed by the Mayor, has
recommended a site just north of the City for a
new location. The Committee recommended a short
runway that could eventually be used as a taxiway
if the facility justified expansion.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
It was good ta hear the
scrapin of snow shovels and the slight
spinnin of tires again. Especially
since the weather forecasters are
predictin a mild week ahead.
Course that
doesnt sound so good to the school age
who are hopin for a few days out and
the buildin of snow sculptures.
Nothin worse that tryin to put
together a decent snowman and pickin up
leaves as ya roll up the body. Itll
take another four or five inches ta encourage
any real snow buildin.
There are a few weeks left
that could produce a good snowfall but
Im still not diggin out the sled.
If you remember I just got it tucked away a
couple a weeks ago. Im bettin on
a long spring.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
The Super
Handyman
Dear Al &
Kelly:
I like to paint furniture with
decorative lines and flowers. When I switch
brushes for a short while, I dont want to
stick the brush in paint thinner or water, since
Ill be using it again. I cant just
set it down, because it would make a mess with
the paint or maybe roll onto the floor. Ive
learned that by looping a rubber band several
times around the brush handle, it keeps the brush
from rolling off the table and it raises the
bristles off the table so they dont get
paint on the surface. Its simple but it
works. The rubber band also makes for a more
comfortable grip when you are working for a long
period of time. - J.J.
Q: You suggested painting
galvanized metal gutters. Is that just for looks,
or does it actually have a functional reason? If
so, shouldnt I paint the insides of them,
too?
A: The painting is both
cosmetic and protective, so it is a good idea to
paint the insides as well as the outsides.
However, the inside
doesnt have to match the outside trim, so
you can get rid of that old leftover gallon of
passionate purple that youve got in the
garage.
Painting guttering is not
vital, but it can help it last a little longer.
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