today's laugh
The club pro is giving a lesson to a
duffer. Demonstrating the grip and stance, the club pro
says, "In this first lesson, let me see you grip the
club and swing. But dont hit the ball."
The duffer says, "I can do that already. Lets
go on to the second lesson."
A young commuter late for his train
asked a farmer, "Do you mind if I cut through your
field to catch the six forty-five?"
"Not at all," the farmer said, "but if my
bull sees you, youll catch the six-fifteen!"
The bosss son returned to his
office from a two-week vacation. A co-worker asked,
"How was it?"
"Great. But its terrific to be back.
Theres nothing like the feel of a desk under your
shoes again."
1900
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Wedding Invitations
Issued.
Wedding invitations were issued today
for the marriage of Miss Cora Stafford and Mr. Walter E.
Hufft, which will take place on Wednesday, April 4 at 8
p.m. at the home of Miss Staffords parents, Mr. and
Mrs. D.M. Stafford, on North Maple street.
The wedding will be a quiet one, only a
few intimate friends and relatives being present. The
young couple will live at 1365 South Maple, where Mr.
Hufft has a nice home prepared.
Kavanaugh Ticket
Sale.
The advance sale of tickets for
Blatchford Kavanaugh and Roney Boys appearance at
the opera house is progressing very satisfactorily. The
indications are for a crowded house, which this popular
company well deserves.
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Today's Feature
County Food Service Ordinance.
The City Council Public
Works Committee is scheduled to discuss the
proposed Jasper County Food Service Sanitation
ordinance during its regular meeting this
afternoon at 5:15 in City Hall. The discussion
comes at the request of the Jasper County Health
Department.
The ordinance set out
guidelines for the administration of food service
establishment standards for the entire County
except those governed by a local City Health
Department. Carthage does not regulate
restaurants except for building codes.
The proposed ordinance would
rank food service establishments as low, medium
or high priority levels depending on inspection
history, potentially hazardous foods served,
number of meals per time period served, and
population served as indicated on a Foodservice
Priority and Risk Assessment form.
Fees for inspections and
service would be $150 per year for low priority,
$200 per year for medium priority and $250 per
year for high priority. Any person who violates a
provision of the proposed ordinance could be
fined as much as $1,000 per day.
Commentary
Martin
"Bubs" Hohulin
State Representative, District 126
I have often
said that over half of the battle in Jefferson
City is to keep bad legislation from passing.
That is because of the way the House is run, the
minority party is often not allowed to bring
legislation to the floor for debate or a vote.
That puts us in the position of playing defense
and trying to keep bad things from happening.
That then leads to charges against us of being
obstructionists. That is fine, I happen to see
honor in keeping bad legislation from passing and
adversely affecting the citizens of Missouri.
One such bill that we were able
to keep from passing this year was HB1226, which
would have repealed the death penalty and
replaced it with a sentence of life in prison.
Ever since I was first elected, I have heard the
opponents of the death penalty talk about how
cruel and barbaric it is.
Dont get me wrong, I, nor
anyone I know, wants to see an innocent person
put to death. However, I fully support executing
a person found guilty of killing someone. The
only thing I would change is the length of the
appeals process to make it shorter.
I just shake my head in
disbelief when I hear people talk about how we
need to abolish the death penalty so that we can
be a civilized society. How about improving
civility by abolishing crime? We are told it
isnt a deterrent to crime. Maybe it
isnt, but apparently neither is prison.
Does that mean we should quit
locking criminals up? Actually, I had better be
quiet; the liberals probably think that would be
a good idea! Whether the death penalty and prison
are deterrents or not, they are punishment and
justice and those are hallmarks of a civilized
society.
I wish the opponents of the
death penalty would worry as much about the
victims of crime as they do the criminals. It is
a common sight to see protesters at the prison on
the night of an execution waving signs and
holding candles. Where were these people when the
person they are idolizing was robbing someone and
then hacking them to pieces? We as a society need
to examine who we want to hold in honor and who
we want to hold in contempt. When we have bills
like HB1226 introduced, it would seem that we
have it backwards.
As usual, I can be reached at
House Post Office, State Capitol, Jefferson City,
MO 65101, or 1-800-878-7126, or
mhohulin@services.state.mo.us for your questions,
comments, or advice.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
I didnt hear any
official reports on how hot it was over the
weekend, but heard rumors of well over a
hundred. From what I was out in it, Id
say it doesnt really matter, it was too
hot ta be out in it long.
Cept, of course, if
ya happened ta be out at Myers Park and got
close to the mud pit. The turnout was no
doubt helped by the unusual warmth of the
day, but from what I saw, those who made
their way through the course were havin
plenty a fun.
Im hearin that
over three hundred kids and an unknown number
of adults enjoyed the mud bath. The event was
promoted by the Police Department with help
from the Fire Department and several business
sponsors. Lots a lives touched with little
expense by the City. Good concept.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Health NotesHealth &
Nutrition by Judith Sheldon
The following
few guidelines for a healthier life have been
culled from suggestions made by health care
providers:
1. Dont smoke or use
tobacco, including so-called smokeless tobacco.
Avoid being in the presence of second-hand smoke.
2. Limit your intake of
alcohol.
3. If you drive, dont
drink at all. And dont depend on what you
believe is your safe limit. Because the body
changes continually, you can never be sure at
what point alcohol interferes with your ability
to react to emergencies.
4. Eat the right foods; reduce
intake of animal products and increase your
intake of fruits and vegetables.
5. If overweight, lose the
extra weight under the care of a doctor. Never
use a "quick-loss" method. Go on a
doctor-prescribed maintenance diet and exercise
regimen to keep the lost weight off. Exercise
regularly. Walk more.
6. Get enough sleep. If you
have problems, see your doctor. Dont use
over the counter medications without his/her
okay.
7. If youre sexually
active with more than one partner, be sure to
practice safe sex. But dont assume you know
what "safe" is. Again, talk to your
doctor. There have been some alarming findings
which have narrowed the field of safe sexual
practices.
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