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Thursday, July 27, 2000 Volume IX, Number 28
did ya
know?
Did Ya
Know?. . .The Vision Center
Associates of Wal-Mart Vision Center will be hosting a
one-day fund-raiser for "Prevent Blindness
America." The Associates will be cooking hot dogs on
Friday, July 28 from 11:00 a.m.-6:00 p.m. The public is
invited and all donations will be turned over to P.B.A.
Did Ya Know?. . .The American
Red Cross Bloodmobile will be at the Church of the
Nazarene on Thursday, July 27 from 1:30 to 7:00 p.m. and
Friday, July 28 from 9:00 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. Also, there
is still time to sign up for the American Red Cross
Swimming Lessons. For more information call (417)
358-4334.
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today's laugh
Theirs was a typical suburban
marriage. They didnt get along, but they were
trying to stick it out for the sake of the parakeet.
Behind every successful man,
youll find somebody who says, "I went to
school with him."
A farmer was trying to sell his horse.
After exercising it, he exclaimed to his prospective
buyer:
"Dont you admire his coat?"
"Coats alright," said the prospect,
"but I dont care for the pants!"
1900
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Junior
Gymnasium Class.
The junior gymnasium class of the
Y.M.C.A. did not meet yesterday afternoon as previously
announced, on account of a misunderstanding. The meeting
is postponed until next Saturday afternoon at 2
oclock, when all members are requested to be
present.
Mrs. Kennett will have an elegant
display of millinery next Tuesday and extends a cordial
invitation to the ladies of Carthage and vicinity to see
the extensive line of novelties that have just arrived.
Miss Ella Fagin has organized a class
on Mandolin, Violin, Guitar and Banjo and will be in the
city every Saturday. Anyone desiring to study please call
at 219 North Main, or H.P. Halls jewelry store.
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Today's Feature
New Purchasing Policy Approved.The Carthage City Council approved an
amendment to the new Purchasing Policy to
eliminate classifying City appointed board and
commission members as "employees." The
action was taken because City employees have
traditionally been excluded from doing business
with the City outside of their official duties.
The new policy, also approved
during last Tuesdays regular meeting, now
allows City employees to supply the City with
supplies and services in the amount of up to
$1,000 per year. Council members, although not
paid what is considered a salary, are to be
considered as employees under the definitions
approved.
The Policy also states:
"Provided, however, that nothing contained
herein shall be construed to apply to any
contract, sale or lease not initiated, proposed,
instituted, introduced by the employee who may be
involved or interested in such undertaking, or
any contract entered into through the public
bidding process."
The Council also approved the
new plat for Myers Park Development and a City
employee "Care Leave policy.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Ive had the occasion
to have to frequent the automotive parts
store way too often over the last couple a
weeks. Most of the times were on various
short trips outa town. Nothin more
disturbin to a tight travelin
schedule than to have to stop and make some
minor repair.
Course in that
situation I react like most folks. Get ta
feelin Im the only one that is
havin problems a the time.
Fortunately for me, it
wasnt anything serious. While
waitin for my turn to tell the hard
luck story, I heard some real doozies. By the
time I got to the counter, needin a
quart of transmission fluid didnt seem
to warrant much comment on how inconvenienced
I was feelin. Even felt a little guilty
for stoppin in the first place.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Click
& Clack
TALK CARSby Tom & Ray Magliozzi
Dear Tom and Ray:
I have a strange problem in my
car, which, surprisingly, has improved my dating
life! My gas gauge goes straight to empty when
the tank reaches half-full.
So I appear to have run out of
gas a lot, which is a useful illusion on dates!
Help. I dont really want to fix it. I just
want to know whats going on. -David
TOM: David, you sly little
devil, you! When you figure out what causes this,
I suggest you immediately market it in college
newspapers across the country. Youll be a
millionaire.
RAY: Actually, you probably
just have a faulty gas tank sending unit, David.
Theres a float in your gas tank that floats
down as the fuel level drops. As the float goes
down, the metal contact attached to it slides
down a variable resistor.
And the contacts point on
that resistor tells your gas gauge how much fuel
is left. My guess is that the contact on that
float/ sending unit isnt touching the
bottom half of the resistor anymore.
TOM: It wont hurt
anything if you leave it alone. But it will keep
you from knowing when youre really about to
run out of gas-which can be inconvenient.
RAY: Should you ever decide to
fix it (you know, on the rare chance that anyone
ever goes out with you more than once and catches
onto your scheme), you can have the sending unit
in the gas tank replaced for somewhere between
$100 and $200. Have fun until then, David.
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