The Mornin' Mail is
published every weekday except major holidays
Thursday, June 1, 2000 Volume VIII, Number 246
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
First Church of the Nazarene, 2000 Grand Avenue, will
have a Vacation Bible School on June 5th-9th, from 6 to
8:30 p.m. The VBS is open to all children in the
community from pre-kindergarten through sixth grade. For
more information please contact the church office at
358-4265.
Did Ya Know?. . .Tickets to the
Carthage United Singles kickoff "Spectacular,"
June 10, are available at Carthage Chamber of Commerce,
Main Street Mercantile, Presbyterian and Fairview
Christian churches. Tickets are $10 for an evening of
music, dinner, and entertainment by comedian Mike Joiner.
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today's laugh
The walls of my apartment are very
thin. I once asked my roommate a question, and I got four
different answers.
"Why did the explorer pay a
thousand dollars for a sheet of sandpaper?"
"He thought it was a map of Arabia."
I think my butcher cheats. I put a
postcard on his scale, and it weighed four pounds nine
ounces.
What do you get when you cross poison
ivy and a four-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
1900
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Jail Petition Being
Circulated.
President Luscombe of the Commercial
club is today circulating the petition to have two new
jails in Jasper county. The petition was prepared by the
Joplin club and has the signature of 70 substantial
business men of Joplin. This petition when completed will
be presented to the county court, asking that body to
call an election to vote on a proposition to have one
jail at Joplin and one at Carthage, each to cost $25,000.
Besides the business men, farmers from all quarters of
the county will be given an opportunity to sign. It is
believed by the committee that the amounts named would
furnish abundant accommodations and the proposition is
one which will carry in the county.
M.E. Parsons has removed the fence
surrounding his newly purchased residence and is having
the trees trimmed and the yard cleaned up.
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Today's Feature
Budget By Department.The Parks Department and Golf Course
Maintenance will see the largest increase in
funding of all City departments if the proposed
budget for fiscal year 2000/2001 is accepted by
the Council.
The proposed budget overall
shows about a fifteen percent increase over last
years. Increases in health insurance costs
and a 4 percent cost of living increase inflated
the overall budget to some degree.
The Park Department and Golf
Maintenance both saw an approximate 30% increase
in their projected expenditures. About a third of
the golf course increase will be offset by the $1
per day surcharge recently put in place. The Park
Department increase is partially due to a
proposed new park maintenance building that will
be financed over a five year period at
approximately $50,000 per year.
In comparison, the Police
Department budget rose only 2.32%, the Fire
Department rose 5.36% (including a $65,000
payment toward two new fire trucks), the Street
Department increased by 9%, and General
Administration rose by just over 8%.
Council approval is still
required.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Dont see many June
bugs in my neighborhood. As a kid we would
use em in various ways to amuse each
other durin the early summer months.
The most common trick was to catch one (which
wasnt much of chore, ya had ta watch
your step to keep from crunchin one a
the critters) and gently place in on a
buddys shoulder. The fun was just
waitin and watchin to see if the
bug would make it up to the neck.
Course the more squeamish the
individual, the bigger the laugh when they
jumped and started swattin themselves.
Some of the more
adventuresome would tie a piece of string to
the critter and then watch it fly up into the
darkness. The thrill was to see the flutter
of thread flyin by at some later time.
Homin bugs.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
CLICK &
CLACK
TALK CARS
by Tom & Ray Magliozzi
Dear Tom and Ray:
I readily admit that my overall
knowledge of the intricacies of automobile repair
is extremely deficient. This has not been a
problem for me, though, since I have an
ex-boyfriend who considers himself quite the
foreign-car motorhead. He has owned a number of
foreign cars, sometimes several at a time, and
has been eager to give me advice whenever I ask.
Sounds like Ive got quite
the setup, right? Well, let me draw your
attention to the "ex" in front of
"boyfriend." My pride has driven me to
slowly wean myself away from ringing him up with
every pathetic little question I have. So I
figure Id bother you guys! Heres the
question: The ex always told me to have my oil
changed with only a Volvo oil filter, instead of
using the cheap, buy-em-by-the-crate
American oil filters that my neighborhood oil,
lube and filter shop installs. Do I really need
to bring my own filter with me and insist they
use it? I dont want to have a showdown with
these guys if Im not absolutely sure that
Im right. -Erin.
TOM: Your ex-boyfriend has his
head in his oil sump, Erin. The filters made by
aftermarket companies such as Fram, Bosch and
Purolator -just to name a few - all meet original
equipment (OEM) standards. That means they meet
or exceed the filtration standards that Volvo has
specified for its oil filters. And, in our
opinion, these aftermarket filters are every bit
as good as Volvos own filters.
RAY: And besides, we think how
often you change the filter has more effect on
your cars longevity than the brand of
filter you use. And we recommend an oil and
filter change every 5,000 miles.
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