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Thursday, June 15, 2000 Volume VIII, Number 256
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .Dianne Moran, Missouri Humanities
Council Scholar & Chautauqua Performer, will hold a
free presentation, "Women and the Civil War",
on Thursday, June 15 at 3 p.m. in the Powers Museum
Library, 1617 W. Oak. For more information call 358-2667
or email, pmuseum@ipa.net.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Jasper
County Health Department will hold a Health Fair from 1-7
p.m. on Thursday, June 22, 2000 at 105 Lincoln, Carthage,
MO. For more information call 417-358-3111.
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today's laugh
Whats the difference between a gardener, a billiard
player, a precise man, and a church janitor?
The gardener minds his peas; the billiard player his
cues; the precise man, his ps and qs;
and the church janitor, his keys and pews.
"Madam, in all my years in
dentistry thats the biggest cavity Ive ever
seen. Thats the biggest cavity Ive ever
seen."
"I heard you, doctor. You dont have to repeat
yourself."
"Whos repeating?" says the dentist.
"That was an echo."
On an electric-company van:
"Power to the People."
1900
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Modern
Woodmen Gaining Rapidly.
The membership statement of the Modern
Woodmen society for the month ending May 31 shows that
the society has 446,837 benefit and 22,585 social
members, or a total membership in absolute good standing
of 469,422. The report gives the insurance in force as
$817,117,500. The net gain in membership during the month
of May was 9,658, carrying $15,816,500 insurance. There
are now 7,854 local camps of the Modern Woodmen society.
Death of Mrs.
Catherine Foland.
William Foland, the sidewalk candy man
received a telegram this morning announcing the death of
his mother, Mrs. Catherine Foland, at the home of her
daughter Mrs. Cottingham, in Cicero, Ind. Mrs. Foland is
well known here where she lived for many years with her
son and her daughter, Mrs. J.C. Grissom. She died from
the effects of a paralytic stroke, at the age of 76.
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Today's Feature
Negotiations On Hold - New Plat Moves
On.The negotiations
for property for a new airport were delayed by at
least two weeks when the City Council failed to
advance Council bill 00-41 during their regular
meeting Tuesday evening.
The bill would have authorized
a contract between the City and Joyce Liggett of
Pro-100 Realtors to serve as negotiator for
acquisition of the property. The bill carried
language that allowed the required two readings
in one meeting with a simple majority vote.
Without that specific language a unanimous vote
is required to advance to second reading. After
hearing statements from several representatives
of the realtor community opposed to the contract
during the citizens participation period, there
was no motion to advance to second reading. The
bill is scheduled for vote on June 27.
In other business, Mayor
Kenneth Johnson broke a 5-5 tie vote and moved a
proposed plat change for the Myers Park
Development to the Zoning Commission for
approval. The vote against the new proposal by
Council member Jim McPheeters seemed curious to
some as he had said earlier in the meeting that
the current plan "sucks."
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
The Council voted Tuesday
to end the tradition of openin Memorial
Hall as a storm shelter. The new policy will
take affect October 1.
Some argued that its
not much for the City to do to keep the
shelter open a few times a year. Others noted
problems with havin someone at the
shelter to supervise. Liability concerns were
also raised.
The notion that more folks
get hurt tryin to drive to a storm
shelter than findin immediate cover was
mentions several times.
Council members Stearnes,
Whitledge, Dunaway and Bastin voted against
stoppin the practice.
There are a couple-three
months of time to find a new spot if ya need
shelter, until then, I guess youre
covered.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Click
& Clack
TALK CARSby Tom
& Ray Magliozz
Dear Tom and Ray:
I am the proud owner of two
vehicles with horizontally mounted filers. Both
of them are Fords: a 1988 Bronco and a 1993
Escort Wagon. Do you have any tips for removing
these oil filters without creating a mess?
Letting the engine drain a long time before
removing the filter helps some, but who can wait
24 hours for the oil to drain? Ive tried
pre-wrapping the filter with a plastic bag or
newspaper, Ive tried hanging funnels, and
most recently, I intentionally punctured the
filter to allow it to drain into a cup before
removing it. My results: a worse mess!
This never happened on my
previous cars whose filters hung down at a
45-degree angle. Do you know the answer to
changing these filters without ending up with oil
all over me?- Phillip
TOM: Sure. The answer is your
local gas station, or Quickie Lube, Phillip.
Research clearly shows that if you stand in the
waiting room, the mess-at least form your point
of view-is reduced significantly.
RAY: There is no good answer,
Phillip. We make a mess when we change these
types of filters, too. We use a huge drain bucket
thats about 2½ feet across. And that
catches most of it.
TOM: And you can buy a drain
bucket like that yourself at your local auto
parts store. Its actually a transmission
oil drain bucket, and its designed to catch
oil dripping from a large transmission oil pan.
RAY: Even that wont get
all of it, Phillip. Some of the oil will still
run down the side of the engine and drip long
after youve cleaned up and gone in for
dinner.
TOM: So I guess the only way to
eliminate 100 percent of the mess is to have it
done by somebody else. Do what I do. I use the
transmission fluid drain bucket, and I do all my
work in my brothers driveway.
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