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Monday, June 19, 2000 Volume IX, Number 258
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Jasper County Health Department
will hold a Health Fair from 1-7 p.m. on Thursday, June
22, 2000 at 105 Lincoln, Carthage, MO. For more
information call 417-358-3111.
Did Ya Know?. . .The next
Diabetes Support Group will be from 4-5 p.m. on
Wednesday, June 28, 2000, in the dining room at
McCune-Brooks Hospital, Carthage. The topic this month is
"Money for Diabetes - Whats Your Fair
Share?" Special guest speaker Neil Sprick, Program
Director for the American Diabetes Association from
Columbia, will be speaking on "Medicare &
Medicaid Reimbursement for Diabetes Care."
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today's laugh
First husband: I carry a rabbits foot in my pocket
because it saves me lots of money.
Second husband: How is that?
First husband: Every time my wife sticks her hand in my
pocket she thinks its a mouse.
Rod: Ive got the worst kind of
car trouble anybody could have.
Ron: What kind is it?
Rod: The engine wont start and the payments
wont stop.
I got nervous when the copilot asked me
how to get to the cockpit.
1900
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Marshall Dowell is
Grateful
Dr. E. F. Gould received a letter today
from Marshall Dowell of Eureka Springs, the boy tramp,
who lost his foot under a Frisco train here a couple of
months ago. The youngster is almost entirely recovered
now and will have a serviceable limb without the
necessity of wearing an artificial leg. He thanks the
doctor for his care and says he will try to steal no more
rides on freight cars.
Mr. and Mrs. Wiggins
Entertain.
Mr. and Mrs. P. N. Wiggins entertained
several of their friends in a very pleasant manner at
their home on South Main street last evening. The
principal amusement wasa guessing game in which the names
of celebrated authors were suggested by puzzling
sentences. Mrs. Phillis and Misses Scott and Aldrich were
equally successful at this game and were obliged to
decide as to the prize winner by drawing straws. Miss
Aldrich was the lucky winner.
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Today's Feature
Agreement To Sell To Be Considered.The Budget/Ways and Means Committee is
scheduled to meet tonight in City Hall at 7 p.m.
The main agenda item is the discussion of a
proposal by Carthage Realtors for an agreement to
sell property at the Myers Park Development.
At this time any realtor
licensed in Missouri bringing a third party deal
for purchase to the City is considered for a 2%
commission. The proposed agreement with the
Carthage realtors would raise that compensation
to 5%.
The Council has thus far looked
only at sales of lots of predetermined size, most
are seven to twelve acres. The latest sale was
8.7 acres to Southwest Missouri Bank for
$600,000. The question some have posed is if
there have been no deals brought forward for the
2% ($12,000 in the SMB example), will increasing
the commission to 5% ($30,000) result in more
activity.
Other factors that may
influence the Councils discussion is
exactly who the contract involves. It is unclear
at this time if realtors outside the Carthage
area will be included in the contract. The
Council will also have to establish set prices
for the property.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Its like the old Don
Williams song, if it was easy, everone
would be doin it.
Seems folks are always
frustrated with the amount of time it takes
to get things done when it comes to the City.
The fact is, things the government does are
supposed ta be hard ta get accomplished.
Its built into the system so
everone gets plenty of time ta say
their piece. Course havin that
bit of knowledge doesnt make it any
less frustratin when ya want to see
some changes.
If ya want ta be efficient,
ya put one person in charge and let em
have at it. Bein efficient and
gettin some kind of beneficial results
may not always be compatible from time ta
time, but ya takes your chances. The turtle
does occasionally win Im told.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
The Super Handymanby Al Carrell and Kelly Carrell
Dear Al: My gutters got clogged
and overflowed, causing a huge mess in the front
courtyard of my home. They looked clean when I
last serviced them, but I had missed a clog that
was inside a downspout. I found that the fastest
way to remove downspout clogs is to stick your
garden hose down into it and force out the clog
with the water pressure. If it wont unclog
from the top, try it from the bottom. It worked
great for me.
Dear Al & Kelly: The old,
removable wallpaper in my young sons room
was ugly but I didnt want to paper over it.
I ended up painting it. First I used a primer and
then two coats of plain beige paint. My son is
allowed to draw anything anywhere he chooses on
the walls. When they get too busy or he gets
older, it will be easy to pull off the removable
wallpaper for the next scheme.
A SUPER HINT-If you have a box
full of wood screws for something like a new deck
youre building, pour a little liquid hand
soap over the screws, and they will practically
put themselves into the wood.
Dear Carrells: I have been
redoing my basement to turn it into a study. A
lot of the work Ive done had some ripping
and cutting, and I needed a longer workbench to
help support the long materials. I didnt
have any type of appropriate table, so I used the
only thing around that was available, the family
ironing board. It was the perfect height and long
to handle the material.
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