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Monday, June 26, 2000 Volume IX, Number 6
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The City of Carthage will be
spraying for mosquitoes this week, Mon.-Fri., June 26-30.
Your area will be sprayed in the evening of the day your
trash is picked up,between 8:30 p.m. to 11 p.m. You might
want to turn off your attic or window fans when the
sprayer is in your area.
Did Ya Know?. . .The next
Diabetes Support Group will be from 4-5 p.m. on
Wednesday, June 28, 2000, in the dining room at
McCune-Brooks Hospital, Carthage. The topic this month is
"Money for Diabetes - Whats Your Fair
Share?" Special guest speaker Neil Sprick, Program
Director for the American Diabetes Association from
Columbia, will be speaking on "Medicare &
Medicaid Reimbursement for Diabetes Care."
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today's laugh
In an age when everyone seems to be playing the name game
of glorifying job titles, the man in charge of the meat
department at a store in Wichita Falls, Texas, deservesa
round of applause.
On his weekly time card he describes his position as
"Meat Head."
One of our little pigs was sick so I
gave him some sugar.
Sugar! What for?
Havent you ever heard of sugar-cured ham?
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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
An Old Soldier Gone.
James Lord, an old soldier and well
known figure in Carthage, where he has resided for 18
years, died at 6:35 this morning at his home on the
corner of Valley and Water streets, after a two
weeks illness, at the age of 67 years. He had no
relatives so far as known, but since the death of his
wife, about five years ago, has lived with his adopted
daughter, Miss Martha Evans. The funeral is to be held at
3 oclock Thursday afternoon under the auspices of
Masonic lodge No. 197 and the Stanton post, G.A.R., at
the South Methodist church, Rev. L. L. Johnson
officiating.
Grandmother Earl, who is now nearly 98
years old, is quite ill at her home on East Macon street.
Dr. Coe is attending her.
Mrs. Earl was born on Christmas day,
1802 and if she lives for two years and a half years more
will be 100 years old.
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Today's Feature
Traffic Concerns For Myers Park.
The Planning, Zoning, and Historical Preservation
Commission is scheduled to be presented with the
modified plat for the Myers Park Development at a
meeting this afternoon at 5:15 in City Hall. The City Council voted at its last
meeting to apply to the Commission for the change
which would eliminate the traffic circle and a
view corridor. The proposed plat would also open
Garrison Avenue through to HH highway.
The City requested an opinion
from the Missouri Department of Transportation.
"We believe it would be in
the best interests of the City, MoDOT and
developers to limit the number of access points
to this highway (HH)," a letter from MoDOT
states. "It would be our recommendation that
Garrison Avenue be constructed with geometrics
for a future signalized intersection. Hazel
Avenue has already been selected as a future
signalized intersection.....We would recommend
that Anne Baxter Avenue not be constructed with
access to Route HH. Providing access within the
influence area of a traffic signal is a guarantee
of increased accidents and congestion."
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Some things just sound
worse than they really are.
Ive know some folks
who live in pink houses, and they
werent what Id call unusual in
any way. After a while ya even forget they
live in a pink house. You even use it to your
advantage from time to time. Givin
directions is a lot easier when you can use
the pink house as a reference. "Just
past the pink house and turn left"
leaves little doubt as to where to turn.
Ive even had the
occasion to see a pink house or two that was
unusually attractive. I really dont
dislike em, just never thought about
paintin my own residence pink. Maybe if
I thought of it as rose colored it would be
more of a consideration.
What really matters of
course is the eye of the beholder.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
The SuperHandyman
by Al Carrell and Kelly CarrellDear Al & Kelly: I have a typical
picket fence around my yard. Ours is a bug yard,
so painting the fence is quite a chore. Ive
tried different techniques over the years but
have found only one really fast way to do it. I
use a smaller roller, one that is the same width
as the pickets. It holds the paint well and
doesnt drip too much, and I usually can get
each picket with one swipe of the roller. It is
less wasteful and faster, not to mention neater
than a brush.
SUPER HINT: When taking
family trips, carry a large coffee can with you
for garbage. You can seal the lid and its
easy to empty and clean after the trip.
Changing your cars oil
yourself can save you money, compared with having
a garage do it for you. Doing it yourself also
gives you an excellent opportunity to examine
other components of the car. You might notice
parts that need repairing or adjusting, things
that you otherwise might miss.
An oil change involves just a
few simple steps, including replacing the oil
filter. One thing that gives some people fits is
the filter wrench, which sometimes slips and can
be hard to use properly. One way to get a better
grip on the filter is to glue a piece of
sandpaper to the inside of the wrench.
The sandpaper can help the
wrench grab the old filter as you unscrew it.
Dont use the wrench to install the new
filter, however, use your hand.
Heres another tip: avoid
spillage from the old filter by slipping a
plastic bag over it before removing it.
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