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Monday, June 5, 2000 Volume VIII, Number 248
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The next Golden Reflections Coffee
Connection will be at
10 a.m. this Wednesday, June 7, in the McCune-Brooks
Hospital Dining Room. A Ming & Bing Skit will be
presented by Dottie Frost and "Understanding and
Recognizing Depression in Your Friends and
Family" will be presented by Mark Francis, Director
of Generations Mental Health Program.
Did Ya Know?. . .Tickets to the
Carthage United Singles kickoff "Spectacular,"
June 10, are available at Carthage Chamber of Commerce,
Main Street Mercantile, Presbyterian and Fairview
Christian churches. Tickets are $10 for an evening of
music, dinner, and entertainment by comedian Mike Joiner.
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today's laugh
I know that bird talks. I bought a parrot last month. My
telephone bill tripled.
One store put up a sign that said,
dont be fooled by all the businesses on this block
going out of business. weve been going out of
business longer than any of them.
My wife and I had a terrible time in
Venice. The streets were always filled with water!
If it wasnt for the guy who
invented TV, wed still be eating frozen radio
dinners.
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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
THE REMEDY TOO MUCH
FOR HIM.
Janitor
Purcells Experience with a
Pipe as a Toothache Cure.
Assistant Janitor Purcell, of the court
house, although a man whose hair is streaked with gray,
has just had his first experience with tobacco, a
"pleasure", usually not so long deferred. He
arose from his bed at the court house the other night
writhing in the agonies of a terrible toothache. Drug
stores were all closed; doctors and dentists had all gone
home; there seemed nothing to do but hope for morning.
After walking the corridors of the
court house for two hours, unable to sleep or lie down,
his eyes happened to fall on Janitor Davis pipe
laying on a shelf. Roseate visions of relief instantly
took possession of his mind. In his desperate plight all
the stories he had ever heard concerning the pain-killing
power of tobacco passed in review in his imagination.
With a faith in nicotine equal to that of the average
citizen in whisky for snake bite, he loaded and lit the
pipe and puffed with a vigor which one would naturally
suppose would bring relief quickest.
He is not sure whether the tobacco
helped the toothache or simply made him so sick he forgot
all else, but his experience with the remedy was the
worse fate of the two. After abandoning his supper in
several installments, he finally endured until morning,
when he probably consulted a dentist. He was looking very
pale and haggard all the next day and, of course his
appearance excited comment, so he had to "fess
up."
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Today's Feature
City Restrooms and Storm Shelters.The City Council Public Services
Committee will meet this evening in City Hall at
7 p.m. The Committee oversees the operation of
the Parks and Recreation Department and the
operation of City buildings.
The agenda includes a review of
the progress of preparations for the Fourth of
July celebration in Municipal Park and an update
on the Fair Acres construction project.
New business to be discussed
include the naming of the Police Department
Building. It has been suggested that the facility
be named in honor of former Police Chief Ed
Ellefsen.
Also scheduled for discussion
is the feasibility and implications of increased
use of the rest rooms in City Hall by the public.
The Committee has also been
asked to determine if the City should continue to
open Memorial Hall as a storm shelter during
threatening weather. Staffing the basement of the
Hall during storm warnings has become more
difficult since the Civil Defense headquarters
has relocated to the Fire Department. An
agreement with Carthage R-9 school is also
scheduled.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
I suppose on average
everone has about the same kinda luck.
Some good days, some not so good. I suppose
most member the bad luck more than
those times when ever thing went wrong.
My dad always advised given
plenty of time for travel, just in case ya
had a flat tire. I figure its good advise,
even though I can count on one hand the times
a tire went down durin a trip.
Considerin the amount a miles driven,
the chances are pretty slim.
Some I know are always
pessimistic. "Itd be just my
luck," they are fond of sayin. I
suppose that kind a thinkin keeps
em outa trouble in a lota cases, but it
seems a lota opportunities are also
eliminated. The best advise Ive heard
is to play your game and hope for a little
luck. Pay your money and takes your chances.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
The Super Handymanby Al Carrell and Kelly Carrell
Dear Al: My wheelbarrow just
isnt all that sturdy, and it tips over
easily. Thats why I usually use my
fertilizer spreader to carry my yard tools.
Its much more stable than my wheelbarrow,
and it carries quite a lot of stuff for a small
tool. I use it for fertilizing only twice a year,
and it wasnt cheap, so Im glad I
found a way to get some more use of it. - J. M.
SUPER HINT- Next time you open
a fresh can of paint, rub a coating of petroleum
jelly around the inside of the rim. It will make
it air tight and easier to open.
Q: I recently replaced my
central heat and air system. It seems to me that
the older one used to wait before the blower cut
on, and the new one starts blowing right away.
That first blast of cold air before it has heated
up has been very uncomfortable. Is there a way to
prevent this from happening, or do we just have
to learn to live with it? -O.S.
A: Your unit should have a fan
limit switch, which controls the fan so it
doesnt come on until the heater has warmed
up the air to a certain point. It also should let
the fan continue to run even after the furnace
shuts off, until the temperature is back down to
a preset point. The installers might have failed
to hook up the switch properly. We would go back
to them and have it checked.
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