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published every weekday except major holidays
Wednesday, March 15, 2000 Volume VIII, Number 191
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Eminence Chapter OES will have
its annual Ham & Bean Dinner Friday, March 17, 2000.
Ham & Beans, cornbread and pie with coffee or tea
will be served from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. and from 4 p.m. to
7 p.m. at a cost of $3.50
Did Ya Know. . .A Weiner Roast
will be held on Family Night at the Union Chapel United
Methodist Church on Sunday, March 19, from 5 p.m.-7 p.m.
For more information call 358-3764 or 358-5683.
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today's laugh
One day in this
part of Texas, a few drops of rain fell. One man fainted.
They had to revive him by throwing a bucket of sand in
his face.
A family with ten kids
returns from a car trip. The father is asked, "Where
did you stop?"
He answers, "At every service station."
The explorer returns from a trip to the
frozen north and runs into the bootmaker who had made his
weatherproof boots. "How were they?" the
bootmaker asks.
"Best boots I ever ate," says the explorer.
A family is a group of people who each
like different breakfast cereal.
1900
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Skating
Was Not Good.
Fred Sanders and Al Browning, two
sporty traveling men, got a little too much "oil of
joy" abroad the other night and meeting two young
ladies whom they did not know, stopped them on the street
and asked if skating was good. They were arrested and
after "soaking" their watches as a bond and
being hauled up in police court yesterday morning decided
that "skating" was not good in Carthage,
especially cheap skating. They were released.
R.O. Crutcher of Breeze, administrator
of the estate of Lenah Stanley, was in Carthage yesterday
on business connected with the estate which consists of
an 160 acre farm one and a half miles southwest of Breeze
near the famous Big 4, King mines and Rubber Neck. Mr.
Crutcher says the estate will be divided among about
twenty heirs scattered all over the United States.
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Today's Feature
Retirement
Plan Discussion Postponed.
A discussion concerning the
Police and Firemans Pension fund was
postponed at last Mondays Budget/Ways and
Means Committee meeting. Committee Chair Jackie
Boyer informed the Committee that the Pension
Committee requested the postponement to further
clarify their position.
The City police and fire
personnel use a different retirement plan that
other City employees. There have been some
questions raised as to the difference in the
amount of funding that is contributed by the City
to the two funds. The City owned utility,
CW&EP, has a separate retirement fund for its
employees.
Each fund uses their own
particular actuary to determine the amount of
funding necessary to produce the desired
benefits.
The City contributes 11.1% of
salaries to the City employees fund. It
contributes 6.3% to the Fire and Police Pension
fund. CW&EP contributes 14.1% for its fund.
The various funds produce similar benefits for
retired employees. The City employees do receive
a cost of living increase after they retire. The
Police and Fire Pension plan does not provide for
a cost of living increase.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
For those
of who know the frustration of tryin to
repair some type of machine and bein
confronted by rusty bolts or inadequate
tools, there is always the satisfaction of
venting the anger with the primitive, but
effective, shade tree hammer throw.
Course throwin
tools isnt near as therapeutic as the
havin to walk out in the yard to
retrieve the instrument.
It does seem that with
maturity comes the wisdom of just takin
the walk and not endangering the neighborhood
pets with the tool toss.
This insight usually comes
after a forgotten hammer inflicts mortal
damage to the lawn mower.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
PRIME TIME WITH KIDS
by Donna Erickson
"THROWAWAY" PUZZLE
If you are looking for a rainy-day project to
capture the interest of both your preschool and
school-age children, try this puzzle-making
project. Its easy, fun and the best part is
that your kids are recycling cereal boxes, old
calendars and magazines and turning them into a
charming puzzle.
When its all made, the
youngest in the family will like to handle and
guess the figures on the chunky puzzle blocks,
while your 8-year-old will no doubt be challenged
to put the pieces together.
Collect nine empty same-size
single-portion cereal boxes or gelatin boxes and
glue the open ends shut. (For a more challenging
puzzle use 12 boxes.) Line up the boxes in even
rows to make a square or rectangle. Measure the
length and width.
Look through magazines for a
favorite picture the same dimensions as your
combined boxes. Measure and cut the picture in
rectangles the size of each box. When we made our
puzzle, we used a colorful picture of a lion from
an old calendar. This worked great because the
calendar grid on the back side made it easy for
my son to cut it.
For other ideas, use a painting
or drawing your child creates, print his/her name
in big letters across a sheet of paper, or
photocopy and enlarge your childs
photograph! Glue the cut-out pieces from the
picture or drawing on one side of each box. For a
double-sided puzzle, turn the boxes over and glue
on pieces of another picture.
To play with the puzzle, mix up
all the boxes and try to put them together to
make the completed picture. Its not as easy
as it first appears!
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