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            published every weekday except major holidays 
            Monday, March 20, 2000 Volume VIII, Number 194 
         
        did ya
        know? 
         
        Did Ya Know. . .The Jasper County Farm Bureau will hold
        their annual Commodity banquet March 23, 2000 at the
        Fairview Christian Church, 2320 S. Grand (old Wal-Mart
        building). Dinner starts at 7 p.m., catered by
        Clouds Meat Processing. Tickets will be $6.50
        adults, $3.50 for children under 10. For more information
        call 417-358-7922 or 417-673-5500. 
        Did Ya Know. . .The Knights of
        Pythias will have a Ham & Bean dinner with fried
        taters on Tuesday, March 21. Social hour begins at 6:00
        p.m. and dinner will be served at 6:30 p.m. This dinner
        is for members only. 
         
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        today's laugh 
         
        Ill never get
        hurt in atomic warfare. I just bought a car, and the
        finance company will make sure nothing happen to me. 
        My wife says I have a terrible memory.
        So far this year, Ive forgotten her birthday, our
        anniversary, Valentine Day, and whos boss. 
        Misery is putting something in a safe
        place and never being able to find it. 
        A fellow says, "In Florida they
        use alligators to make handbags." 
        His friend says, "Isnt it amazing what they
        can get animals to do?" 
         
        1900 
        INTERESTING MELANGE.  
        A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.  
        WEBB
        CITY MYSTERY. 
        Another arrest in the VanIdour
        conspiracy case at Webb City has been made, and yesterday
        Dennis Daly, one of the three persons against whom
        indictments were returned for their alleged participation
        in the affair, was taken before Judge Perkins in the
        circuit court. He promptly gave bond, the amount of bail
        being fixed at $200. He was then released from custody.
        The arrest of Mr. Daly did not occur until the day before
        yesterday, although the indictment against him was
        returned some time ago. 
        The affair is a peculiar one. Mr.
        VanIdour is a former constable and resides in Webb City.
        He charges two women and a man conspiring to assault and
        with assaulting him with deadly weapons and with intent
        to do murder. From other sources it is learned that
        family matters have a great deal to do with the case, and
        that the defense will be that the three accused persons
        were actuated only to protect VanIdours wife. 
         
        
            
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                Today's Feature 
                Fuel
                Prices Outrun Budget. 
                The City Council Public Safety
                Committee is scheduled to hear a report on the
                impact of higher gas prices as it relates to the
                Police Departments budget during this
                evenings regularly scheduled meeting.  
                Initial indications are that
                the funds appropriated for fuel will not be
                adequate to keep squad cars on the street through
                the end of the fiscal year that ends June 30. The
                Committee is expected to recommend adjusting the
                budget to assure police protection continues at
                its current level. 
                The agenda also schedules a
                report on the status of the Fire
                Departments Engine 612 which was involved
                in a traffic accident recently. Repairs are in
                progress. 
                The Committee will have an
                opportunity to observe the new DTN Weather System
                and hear a report on its operation. 
                The weather warning system was
                installed at the Fire Department after the
                Council approved the Committees
                recommendation to lease the system. The latest
                weather information is transmitted via satellite
                to a receiver at the station and gives near real
                time radar readings, wind speed, and other vital
                weather data. 
                 
                 
                 
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                Just Jake
                Talkin' 
                 
                Mornin',
                    There hasnt been much
                    splash about the upcomin City
                    elections. Mainly cause there are only
                    a couple of races bein run I suppose. 
                    With the election only a
                    couple a weeks away, ya might want ta start
                    makin plans to get to the polls on
                    April 4 (thats a Tuesday, dont ya
                    know). 
                    Folks in wards 4 & 5
                    will have ta make a decision. The other wards
                    have incumbents only on the ballot. 
                    Ward 4 wont have
                    anyone listed on the ballot. Jim McPheeters
                    has registered as a write-in candidate, but
                    ya have to write in his name and follow
                    direction for your vote to count. Other
                    write-ins are possible. 
                    Ward 5 pits incumbent Don
                    Stearnes against Lenard Harlan. Your vote
                    still counts. 
                    This is some fact, but
                    mostly, 
                    Just Jake Talkin. 
                 
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                Weekly Column 
                 
                The
                Super Handyman 
                 
                by Al Carrell and
                Kelly CarrellDear Al
                & Kelly: 
                I thought our home needed to be painted and had
                started looking for painting contractors. I was
                lucky enough to talk to a nice contractor who
                suggested that we try a power washer first. We
                rented a rig and did the work ourselves and saved
                a bundle. It turned out that our home was just
                really dirty and didnt need to be repainted
                after all. Ive saved this gentlemans
                number and plan to use him when it is time for a
                new paint job. Its nice to know there are
                still some honest and helpful people around. -
                S.T. 
                Dear Kelly: I do a lot of
                painting in my spare time. I really enjoy it and
                have developed quite a flair. I like to use
                stencils and even do murals occasionally. Before
                I use a brush, I clean it really well with a
                brush cleaner and let it dry. Than I brush it
                back and forth to get rid of any loose bristles.
                I promise the extra time is worth it. - C. O. 
                Taking something apart to fix
                it usually isnt the hard part. Its
                getting all the pieces back together, and in the
                right order. A muffin pan can make the reassembly
                simpler. 
                As you take the object apart,
                put each piece into a separate muffin cup. Number
                the cups if you need to. If you dont have a
                spare muffin pan or are afraid of ruining a good
                one, you can buy inexpensive, disposable muffin
                pans at a grocery store. 
                Better organization wont
                necessarily help you get the item running again,
                but at least youll be able to keep track of
                your parts, and thats one less thing to
                worry about. 
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