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Wednesday, March 29, 2000 Volume VIII, Number 201
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage High School Band will have a
Salad Luncheon Fundraiser on Tuesday, April 11 from
11-1:30 and 5-7 at the Fairview Christian Church, 2320 S.
Grand. Tickets are available through band students or at
the door. Take-out orders are available.
Did Ya Know?. . .A Musical
Workshop on Aging, "Ive Never Been Old
Before", will be presented by Bob Payton, of
Minneapolis, from 1-2 p.m. on Thursday, April 6 at the
Over 60 Center, 404 E. 3rd St. Carthage. This
presentation is free and all ages are welcome to attend.
For more information call 417-627-0600.
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today's laugh
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Well, just in case he got a hole in one.
Did you hear about the ship that sailed
from Taiwan with a cargo of yo-yos?
It sank 184 times.
Where is your brother, Freddie?"
"Hes in the house playing a duet. I finished
first."
"I hear that Romers Flea
Circus got stranded in Allentown."
"Yes- the leading lady ran off with a poodle."
1900
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
NEFF
UP TO UNCLE SAM.
Webb City Post Office
Robbers Will Be Tried Before Federal Court.
John Neff, charged with forgery and
with passing forged checks, three indictments having been
found against him by the last grand jury, was
considerably surprised yesterday when he was taken before
Judge Perkins in the circuit court.
He was more surprised when the state
entered a nolle prosequi in each of the three cases
pending. The action of the prosecution left him
absolutely free as far as the state of Missouri was
concerned, but the greatest surprise of all was still in
store for him. That was when Deputy Marshal J.R. Means
took him in hand with the information that he was a
prisoner of the United States.
Neff was taken to Nevada, Mo., to
appear before the United States commissioner at that
place and answer to the Webb City post office robbery.
Robert and Nelson Selby, who were
indicted with Neff in the flooding of the mining district
with forged checks, and whose confession led to the
arrest of the perpetrators of the Webb City post office
robbery, were also of the party which were taken to
Nevada. The Selby boys were released on bond in the
circuit court yesterday. The amount of the bond in each
case was fixed at $700, T.B. and W.F. Haughawout becoming
sureties. The boys were taken back to Carthage and
remained there until leaving with the deputy marshal last
night.
Mr. Means stated last evening before
starting to Nevada with his men that the confession of
the Selby boys had been corroborated by testimony dug up
by the post office inspector and that is was probable
that the path of the men implicated in the affair lead
straight to the Federal penitentiary.
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Today's Feature
Rest
Room Variance Denied.
The BOCA Board of Appeals
denied a request Tuesday morning for a variance
on the City requirement for restaurants to have
public rest rooms that are ADA compliant. The
City adopted the Building Officials and Code
Administrators (BOCA) Code, which sets standards
for building specifications, in 1998.
The Board met to hear the
appeal requested by Candance Gazaway who plans to
open a restaurant at 217 E. 3rd. City codes
inspectors denied a building permit because the
existing rest room was not ADA compliant. The age
of the building, size restraints, limited space,
and the fact that the existing plumbing is
encased in concrete were the main concerns
prompting the owner to ask for the variance. The
possibility of not offering a public rest room
was not an option the Appeal Board would accept.
Board Chair Elliott Hunter
expressed his concerns about allowing the
variance.
"If we dont enforce
regulations as we go," said Hunter,
"then people will continually come to us and
say we want to open a restaurant and there
are these others who do not have to
comply."
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Sometimes after the new
wears off, we have a tendency to take things
for granted.
I can remember gettin
a pair of "engineer" boots as a
kid. Wore em everwhere. I soon
learned, however, that my mother felt the
same pride in the new couch. My boots, and
especially the shinny buckle they bore, were
expressly denied from bein worn while I
was sittin on the couch watchin
the Mickey Mouse Club. If I wanted to sit on
the couch, I had ta take off the boots. I
soon learned the advantages of
stretchin out on the floor in front of
the tv.
Like most kids, I
probly outgrew those boots fore
they wore out. Id have ta guess there
were a few times they made it on the
upholstery, after time, and did some damage
cause I never got another set a
footwear with buckles.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Prime
Time With Kids
by Donna EricksonCOOL LUNCH BOX
SURPRISES
Thumbing through
outdated magazines in the waiting room of the
doctors office the other day, I spotted
some articles for perking up kids lunches.
I was inspired to search for ideas to add zing to
my kids meal.
Problem was, I couldnt
find any concoctions my kids would go for. Yes,
theyll try tuna (without celery) in a pita
pocket or on heavy, organic whole wheat bread (as
long as I trim the crusts), but theres no
way theyll rave over julienned asparagus,
sliced egg and Muenster cheese on pumpernickel!
Resolved once again to set up
the early-morning assembly line with our family
standbys - peanut butter and jelly, fruit, carrot
sticks and a cookie - its still fun to
spice up the kids lunches in other ways.
Here are some noontime surprises you may want to
try:
Using acrylic paint in
squeeze bottles, help your child draw a
tick-tack-toe grid on the outside of a plain,
plastic lunch box. Let dry. Place a few paper
clips and small buttons or pennies to represent
Xs and Os in an empty film canister
and tuck the canister in the lunch box. Your
child can play tick-tack-toe with a friend after
lunch.
Use a black marker to
write a short note of encouragement, a goofy
saying or a funny face on a paper napkin, the
shell of a hard-boiled egg or, best of all, the
skin of a firm banana.
For a midday chuckle,
even teenagers will enjoy finding a comic strip
or a page from a comic-strip calendar hiding
discreetly between an orange and a sandwich.
Lunch packing tip: Set small
plastic margarine tubs filled with quarters and
dimes in the same kitchen drawer as your sandwich
bags and napkins. Milk money is handy when making
lunches early in the morning. No need to go
rummaging through purses, pockets and piggy banks
as the kids fly out the door to catch the bus.
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