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Wednesday, March 29, 2000 Volume VIII, Number 201

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage High School Band will have a Salad Luncheon Fundraiser on Tuesday, April 11 from 11-1:30 and 5-7 at the Fairview Christian Church, 2320 S. Grand. Tickets are available through band students or at the door. Take-out orders are available.

Did Ya Know?. . .A Musical Workshop on Aging, "I’ve Never Been Old Before", will be presented by Bob Payton, of Minneapolis, from 1-2 p.m. on Thursday, April 6 at the Over 60 Center, 404 E. 3rd St. Carthage. This presentation is free and all ages are welcome to attend. For more information call 417-627-0600.

today's laugh

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Well, just in case he got a hole in one.

Did you hear about the ship that sailed from Taiwan with a cargo of yo-yos?
It sank 184 times.

Where is your brother, Freddie?"
"He’s in the house playing a duet. I finished first."

"I hear that Romer’s Flea Circus got stranded in Allentown."
"Yes- the leading lady ran off with a poodle."

1900
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

NEFF UP TO UNCLE SAM.

Webb City Post Office Robbers Will Be Tried Before Federal Court.

John Neff, charged with forgery and with passing forged checks, three indictments having been found against him by the last grand jury, was considerably surprised yesterday when he was taken before Judge Perkins in the circuit court.

He was more surprised when the state entered a nolle prosequi in each of the three cases pending. The action of the prosecution left him absolutely free as far as the state of Missouri was concerned, but the greatest surprise of all was still in store for him. That was when Deputy Marshal J.R. Means took him in hand with the information that he was a prisoner of the United States.

Neff was taken to Nevada, Mo., to appear before the United States commissioner at that place and answer to the Webb City post office robbery.

Robert and Nelson Selby, who were indicted with Neff in the flooding of the mining district with forged checks, and whose confession led to the arrest of the perpetrators of the Webb City post office robbery, were also of the party which were taken to Nevada. The Selby boys were released on bond in the circuit court yesterday. The amount of the bond in each case was fixed at $700, T.B. and W.F. Haughawout becoming sureties. The boys were taken back to Carthage and remained there until leaving with the deputy marshal last night.

Mr. Means stated last evening before starting to Nevada with his men that the confession of the Selby boys had been corroborated by testimony dug up by the post office inspector and that is was probable that the path of the men implicated in the affair lead straight to the Federal penitentiary.

  Today's Feature

Rest Room Variance Denied.

The BOCA Board of Appeals denied a request Tuesday morning for a variance on the City requirement for restaurants to have public rest rooms that are ADA compliant. The City adopted the Building Officials and Code Administrators (BOCA) Code, which sets standards for building specifications, in 1998.

The Board met to hear the appeal requested by Candance Gazaway who plans to open a restaurant at 217 E. 3rd. City codes inspectors denied a building permit because the existing rest room was not ADA compliant. The age of the building, size restraints, limited space, and the fact that the existing plumbing is encased in concrete were the main concerns prompting the owner to ask for the variance. The possibility of not offering a public rest room was not an option the Appeal Board would accept.

Board Chair Elliott Hunter expressed his concerns about allowing the variance.

"If we don’t enforce regulations as we go," said Hunter, "then people will continually come to us and say ‘we want to open a restaurant and there are these others who do not have to comply’."



Just Jake Talkin'

Mornin',

Sometimes after the new wears off, we have a tendency to take things for granted.

I can remember gettin’ a pair of "engineer" boots as a kid. Wore ‘em ever’where. I soon learned, however, that my mother felt the same pride in the new couch. My boots, and especially the shinny buckle they bore, were expressly denied from bein’ worn while I was sittin’ on the couch watchin’ the Mickey Mouse Club. If I wanted to sit on the couch, I had ta take off the boots. I soon learned the advantages of stretchin’ out on the floor in front of the tv.

Like most kids, I prob’ly outgrew those boots ‘fore they wore out. I’d have ta guess there were a few times they made it on the upholstery, after time, and did some damage ‘cause I never got another set a footwear with buckles.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Prime Time With Kids
by Donna Erickson

COOL LUNCH BOX SURPRISES

Thumbing through outdated magazines in the waiting room of the doctor’s office the other day, I spotted some articles for perking up kids’ lunches. I was inspired to search for ideas to add zing to my kids’ meal.

Problem was, I couldn’t find any concoctions my kids would go for. Yes, they’ll try tuna (without celery) in a pita pocket or on heavy, organic whole wheat bread (as long as I trim the crusts), but there’s no way they’ll rave over julienned asparagus, sliced egg and Muenster cheese on pumpernickel!

Resolved once again to set up the early-morning assembly line with our family standbys - peanut butter and jelly, fruit, carrot sticks and a cookie - it’s still fun to spice up the kids’ lunches in other ways. Here are some noontime surprises you may want to try:

• Using acrylic paint in squeeze bottles, help your child draw a tick-tack-toe grid on the outside of a plain, plastic lunch box. Let dry. Place a few paper clips and small buttons or pennies to represent X’s and O’s in an empty film canister and tuck the canister in the lunch box. Your child can play tick-tack-toe with a friend after lunch.

• Use a black marker to write a short note of encouragement, a goofy saying or a funny face on a paper napkin, the shell of a hard-boiled egg or, best of all, the skin of a firm banana.

• For a midday chuckle, even teenagers will enjoy finding a comic strip or a page from a comic-strip calendar hiding discreetly between an orange and a sandwich.

Lunch packing tip: Set small plastic margarine tubs filled with quarters and dimes in the same kitchen drawer as your sandwich bags and napkins. Milk money is handy when making lunches early in the morning. No need to go rummaging through purses, pockets and piggy banks as the kids fly out the door to catch the bus.

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