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Thursday, March 9, 2000 Volume VIII, Number 187
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The American Red Cross Ham &
Bean Dinner will be from 11 a.m.-2 p.m. on Thursday,
March 9 in the Fellowship Hall of United Methodist
Church. Cornbread, beans, desert and a drink will be
$3.50. Carry out & delivery are available
Did Ya Know?. . .The Lincoln
Ladies Federated Republican Women will hold their next
meeting at the Pizza Hut in Carthage on Monday, March 13,
2000, at noon. All interested ladies are welcome to
attend.
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today's laugh
You can lead a
horse to water, but if you can teach him to float on his
back, then youve really got something!
A father is a man with pictures in his
wallet where his money used to be.
"Why do ducks have flat
feet?"
"To stamp out forest fires."
"Why do elephants have flat feet?"
"To stamp out burning ducks."
During the London Blitz, a wife
screamed at her husband to come with her to the bomb
shelter.
"Im not going until I find my false
teeth," came the reply.
"Are you balmy?" she asked. "Theyre
not dropping sandwiches!"
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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Bill
Causing Trouble.
County Court and Joplin
Councilmen In Consultation Yesterday.
The county court met again yesterday
and put in the entire day discussing the bill sent up by
the Joplin authorities for the care of smallpox patients.
While the bill is not yet settled it seems to be in
better shape than it was at first.
Walter Scott, a member of the Joplin
city council and also a member of the board of health,
was up yesterday and in consultation with the court most
of the day. The court is of the opinion that the bill is
excessive in some of its items and, furthermore, does not
bear the O.K. of the county physician. While they are
satisfied that some of the patients are county charges,
it is also positive that some of them are not, and
propose to have the matter adjusted properly before any
money is paid out.
As soon as the Joplin authorities
learned that the bill had not been allowed they
threatened to turn the patients all out and notify the
state board of health of the situation, but there is
little probability of such action. The court will meet
again this morning and may go to Joplin and investigate
the matter personally.
No other matter was taken up by the
court, except to allow a bill of $44 to Julius Mayerhoff
for tax books.
Isaac Wilkins, father of W.A. Wilkins,
who has been ill a great deal the past year, is reported
to be failing gradually. Mr. Wilkins has been a resident
of Carthage for nearly 25 years, and has many friends who
will be greaved to hear of his ill health.
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Today's Feature
Back In
The Gutter.
The Public Works Committee
voted Tuesday afternoon to reject all bids on a
curb and gutter project on Hazel Street. The low
bid price of $13,675 was almost double that of
the engineers estimate.
City Street Commissioner Tom
Shelley told the Committee that storm water
drainage along Hazel has been a problem for some
time.
"Id hate to see the
project not get done," said Shelley.
"Its basically a drainage problem.
Its not like somebody out here wanting curb
and guttering just for aesthetics or something.
This is nothing but a drainage problem, the only
way it can be solved is with curb and
guttering."
The property owners adjacent to
the proposed project had originally agreed to pay
for the project through a tax bill. City
Engineering Department Director Joe Butler said
he has spoken to the property owners and two of
the five would still be willing to go ahead with
the project.
The Committee discussed several
options to get the project completed. A policy
for curb and gutter incentives for property
owners is being considered.
Management
Council Appoints
New Board Members.
news release
The 7th Annual Management
Council meeting was held February 24 at Red Hot
& Blue in Joplin. County commissioners,
mayors and representatives from Vernon, Barton,
Jasper, Newton and McDonald Counties attended.
The new Region M executive
board was selected during the meeting. Jasper
County Commissioner Ben Johnson was elected as
chairman, Bill Wilson, McDonald County
Commissioner, was elected vice chairman, Joplin
Mayor Earl Carr was elected treasurer and Charlie
Johnson, Vernon County Commissioner, was elected
secretary. Other board members include Bob
Hamilton, City of Pineville, Commissioner Dennis
Wilson of Barton County, Lynn Calton of the City
of Lamar, Ron Clow of the City of Nevada, Joe
Butler of the City of Carthage, Commissioner
Glenn D. Wilson of Newton County and Mile Kelly,
City of Neosho.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
One a the few things
salvaged from the City Street Department shop
buildin when in burned was the wood
burnin stove. The stove played no part
in startin the fire, it just was able
to survive the heat.
With it bein unlikely
that a new structure would use the appliance,
the Citys reserve of 47 ricks of
firewood will, with Council approval, be sold
on a fist come first serve basis for $25 a
rick. The wood comes from fallen limbs and
trees in the City and therefore is a mixed
variety of native types.
Whether there will be any
takers at the price is unknown, but the
Public Works Committee recommendation is to
let the marketplace do its job.
If youre interested,
see what the full Council votes next Tuesday
night. More information should be available
at that time.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Click and Clack
TALK CARS
by
Tom and Ray MagliozzDear
Tom and Ray:
I have a question about my
husbands 1995 Ford Ranger. The Ranger has a
standard transmission and a four-cylinder engine.
When we put the Ranger into overdrive, the rpm
goes down but the engine loses power. In order to
climb a small hill, we must downshift to forth
gear. Is this normal? My old five-speed Honda
wasnt like that. Can you explain this to
me? - Denise
Ray: Its absolutely
normal, Denise. Especially when you have an
engine that is - in purely technical lingo - a
real dog.
Tom: My brother doesnt
mean that in a bad way, Denise. He just means
that this particular four-cylinder engine is a
little on the small side for this particular
truck.
Ray: Its also possible
that its geared differently from the Honda,
and the Rangers fifth gear is
"taller" meaning it slows the engine
more to conserve fuel at the expense of power.
Tom: Whatever the combination
of reason, when you get to a hill, you need the
added mechanical advantage of a lower gear to get
up it. And theres nothing wrong with that.
Thats why they give you five different
gears to choose from.
Ray: Your Honda, on the other
hand, may have had a similarly sized engine, but
it probably weighed 1,000 pounds less! That gave
it a higher horsepower-to-weight ratio (more
horsepower for every pound of car the engine was
pushing).
Tom: So not to worry, Denise.
This is exactly what overdrive is supposed to do.
Its supposed to reduce the engine speed
(and save gas) when youre cruising on the
highway and dont need as much power.
Ray: And also give those
six-cylinder Ranger owners a chance to pass you
on hills and feel good about the extra money they
blew on their bigger engines.
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