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            The Mornin' Mail is
            published every weekday except major holidaysMonday, May 1, 2000 Volume VIII, Number 224
 did ya
        know?
 Did Ya Know?. . .The
        Lions Club Broom Sale will start on May 1. Call Bill at
        358-6153 or Dorsey at 358-2666 for more information.
 Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
        Public Library May booksale will be held on Saturday, May
        6 from 8 a.m. to noon at the Library Annex. Stock up on
        summer reading material. Also sign up for this
        summers reading programs, "Turn Over a New
        Leaf: Read!" & "Book Your Summer".
        Both programs begin on Tues., May 30 & end July 31. | 
    
        | today's laugh
 A teacher called for sentences using the word
        "beans."
 "My father grows beans," said
        the bright boy of the class. "My mother cooks beans," said
        another pupil. Then a third popped up: "We are
        all human beans." Its always so foggy in my part of
        the country. I didnt meet my parents until I was
        eight! How come you can catch a cold, but you
        cant catch a warm? In 1927 a song was written in bed by
        Alfred Sherman, and everyone bought the sheet music. 1900INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 Preparing to Move to
        Carthage. L. Hill, one of the
        proprietors of the Cornell mines at Pleasant Valley, left
        this morning for his home at Aurora, Ill. He goes to make
        preparations for moving his family here and will arrive
        with them by the end of the month. He has rented the
        McFall house at the corner of Macon and James streets,
        and it is now being fixed up for its new occupants. 
 Dead Beats Need
        Attention. A North Main street groceryman who has
        been watching the north side saloon fight with
        considerable interest, remarked last night that as the
        liquor fight was now over for a little while he should
        like to see the anti saloon league get after people who
        do not pay their grocery bills  just for practice,
        you know. 
            
                |  | Today's Feature 
 Downtown Public Restroom Requested.
 A request for funding for a downtown
                public rest room facility received a less than
                enthusiastic response from some members of the
                Budget/Ways and Means Committee during budget
                hearings last Thursday evening. The request was
                part of the overall budget request from Main
                Street Carthage. Main Street Board President Sue
                Vandergriff told the Committee that they are
                working toward getting land donated for the
                project near the Square. The amount requested for
                the facility was $31,500. Committee Chair Jackie Boyer
                questioned the cost of maintaining the facility. "Who would maintain
                it?" asked Boyer. "We would assume the
                City," replied Vandergriff. "I dont disagree
                that we need a public bathroom," said Boyer.
                "But the City historically has a problem
                with gifts donated to the City that have ended up
                costing the City. We just like to know what our
                cost will be up front." Committee member Bill Fortune
                suggested Park Department maintenance. "They dont need
                more," said Mayor Kenneth Johnson, who was
                in attendance. 
 
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                |  | Just Jake
                Talkin' 
 Mornin',
 
                    The Carthage Community
                    Clinic is semi official. The task force
                    organized to look at the feasibility of
                    creating a health clinic, with initial
                    funding from the Boylan Foundation, voted
                    last Thursday afternoon to begin the process
                    of becoming a state recognized not for profit
                    organization. The task force also
                    accepted an offer from the Salvation Army for
                    use of a portion of their building for the
                    Centers operation. To facilitate sinks in two
                    of the examination rooms, approximately
                    $4,000 in plumbing will be needed to be
                    installed. A donation in memory of recently
                    deceased Bob Williams has been pledged by his
                    wife Lana to complete that project.  A legal assistance clinic
                    is also being planned. A Board will be
                    elected soon. This is some fact, but
                    mostly, Just Jake Talkin. |  
                | Sponsored by Workman's Loan | Weekly Column 
 
 The Super Handyman
 
 by Al Carrell and
                Kelly Carrell
 When
                you are working up on a stepladder, the last
                thing you need to hear is the sound of a tiny
                part dropping to the ground. To prevent that, try
                mounting a handy tray to the ladders top
                "step." The tray can hold all sorts of
                things, freeing up your hands. Just tape a clean foam meat
                tray to the top step. The lightweight foam makes
                for a good surface. Small parts wont roll
                around on it much. When you are finished working,
                you can easily remove the tape. However, you
                might decide to make the tray a permanent part of
                your ladder. Dear Al & Kelly: I had an
                old freestanding wardrobe that I wanted to
                convert into an entertainment center with
                adjustable shelves. I needed to drill a series of
                holes down both sides on the inside of the
                cabinet for the shelf brackets. To avoid making
                errors, I used a scrap of workshop pegboard as my
                drilling pattern. I laid it up against the sides
                and marked the placement of the holes to be
                drilled. It really looks great, and the shelves
                are straight. - B.B. Dear Carrells: My junk drawer
                is full of all sorts of odds and ends. The last
                time I cleaned it out, I found many items that
                were packaged on cards. Unfortunately, the holes
                at the top of the cards were mostly broken out. I
                used a punch to make more holes, and then put a
                lot of them out in my shop on pegboard hooks. Now
                I have a lot more room in my junk drawer for some
                new junk. - P.J. |  Copyright 1997-1999 by Heritage
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