The Mornin' Mail is
published every weekday except major holidays
Wednesday, May 10, 2000 Volume VIII, Number 231
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .Representatives from the Springfield
Branch Office of the U.S. Small Business Administration
(SBA) and SCORE, Counselors to Americas Small
Businesses, will be available fo individual consultations
at the Joplin Chamber of Commerce, 320 E. 4th, Joplin,
Thursday, May 11, 2000, from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Water & Electric Plant would like to inform their
customers that they are not doing any water testing in
homes. Anyone receiving a call from an individual
identifying themselves as being authorized on behalf of
CW&EP to enter their home and test the water should
notify CW&EP at 237-7300 or the Carthage Police
Department at 237-7200.
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today's laugh
When two fruit companies merged in downtown Boston, they
made a perfect pear.
If you had four chickens on Friday and
one chicken on Saturday, how many chickens would you
have?
I would have seven chickens.
Youre crazyfour and one are five.
But I have two already.
The husband says to the doctor,
"Have you got something for my wifes
laryngitis thatll cure it in a couple of
months?"
1900
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
AFTER THE GAMBLERS.
Carthage and
Carterville Sports Must Face the Court.
Prosecuting Attorney H. L. Shannon
filed information yesterday against a number of parties
at Carthage and Carterville charging them with gambling.
It is the result of evidence gathered for two or three
months past, part of the evidence being secured from
witnesses before the grand jury.
The jury did not indict any of the
parties implicated, but left Attorney Shannon to handle
the cases direct by filing information as soon as he
should complete the evidence.
There were five informations filed and
a group of several names is included in each. The charge
in each is setting up and helping to conduct a
gambling room."
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Today's Feature
Budget Process Continues.The City Council Budget/Ways and Means
Committee will resume the annual budget process
this evening at 6:30 in City Hall.
The first item scheduled on the
agenda to be discussed is a request by the Police
and Fireman Pension Fund Committee for additional
funding to allow for annual cost of living
increases for retired officers. Police and Fire
personnel have a separate retirement fund from
other City employees. The City employee fund does
have built in cost of living adjustments (COLA).
City Administrator Tom Short reported to the
Committee that even with the COLA, actual dollar
benefits are less for other City employees than
those already received by the Police and Fire
personnel. Some members of the Police and Fire
Pension Committee disagreed with the calculations
presented by Short, and have submitted their own
figures for consideration.
The Budget Committee is also
scheduled to begin the process of perfecting the
proposed City budget for fiscal year 2000/20001
which begins July 1. All budget hearings are open
to the public.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
I still remember that early
chess game with some distant relative as a
kid. We both were just learnin the
game, but this kid was bein a real jerk
about all he knew about the game. After
several games, he had probly won more
than I had, but he kept insistin his
superior knowledge of the game and the rules
was his advantage.
Durin what I recall
as our last encounter, he made a critical
move that was an obvious stupid mistake. When
I capitalized on the error, he screamed foul
and insisted that wasnt the move he had
intended, he wanted to take it back. I of
course reminded him that after he removed his
hand from the piece, the move stood. He
whined and moaned how unfair I was
bein. The rules obviously applied to me
but not to him. At that point the game was
secondary, the lesson primary.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
PRIME
TIME WITH KIDS
by Donna Erickson
Any abecedarians in your
family?
My neighbor called to tell me
the spelling dictionary on her computer somehow
came up with the wonderful word
"abecedarian," defined as "one
learning the rudiments of something, such as the
alphabet." She couldnt resist sharing
the BIG word with her 5-year-old daughter, Helen,
who proudly passed it on to her classroom
teacher. Now the schoolchildren chant on cue,
"We are abecedarians!"
Why not be abecedarians with
your family as you discover the sensory delights
of spring? You can document spring first from A
to Z when you make a "Spring ABC Book"
together.
On each of 26 large index
cards, write a letter of the alphabet. For
beginners, start with a few letters, such as
those in your childs name. Punch a hole in
the corner of each card and attach them together
on a metal ring or tie them loosely with ribbon.
LOOK in the woods, in a park or
on your block for signs of the spring season. You
may discover tiny wildflowers, grass in sidewalk
cracks, or newly-made birds nests. LISTEN
for the sounds of croaking frogs by a pond, the
songs of birds or the clicking of skates on the
sidewalk. TASTE a rhubarb pie and strawberries.
At home, talk about each
discovery. For example, if you saw a butterfly,
say the word together. Tell your child butterfly
starts with "B." Then find the
"B" card and invite your child to make
a drawing of a butterfly. Your child may prefer
cutting out pictures of butterflies in magazines
and gluing them on the card or attaching
stickers. Here are more ideas to get you started:
A is for APPLE BLOSSOMS
B is for BUNNIES HOPPING IN THE
FIELD
C is for CATERPILLAR and
CARDINALS
Continue with the rest of the
alphabet.
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