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published every weekday except major holidays
Thursday, May 25, 2000 Volume VIII, Number 242
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Public Library will be
closed on Monday, May 29, for Memorial Day.
Did Ya Know?. . .Tickets to the
Carthage United Singles kickoff "Spectacular,"
June 10, are available at Carthage Chamber of Commerce,
Main Street Mercantile, Presbyterian and Fairview
Christian churches. Tickets are $10 for an evening of
music, dinner, and entertainment by comedian Mike Joiner.
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today's laugh
Sue: My uncle cant decide whether to get a new cow
or a bicycle for his farm.
John: Hed certainly look silly
riding around on a cow.
Sue: Yes, but he would look a lot
sillier milking a bicycle.
What happened in the race between the
pen, knife, and telephone?
The pen started skipping, knife just
couldnt cut it, and telephone got hung up somewhere
along the line.
"Doc, thank you so much for making
this house call to see my husband."
"Think nothing of it. There is
another man sick in the neighborhood, and I thought I
could kill two birds with one stone."
1900
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
An Empty Hospital.
The quarantine hospital in southwest
Carthage is empty. With the discharge yesterday of the
two inmates sent there from the county jail the last case
in the city is disposed of, except that in the Allen
family, which is being treated at the home on James
hill in the southeast part of town. This case is now
almost recovered and the city bids fair to be rid of the
disease entirely in a short time.
Carthage has been fortunate in having
but a few cases while smallpox is spread all over the
country, and affecting some towns most severely. The
cases here have been well strung out one after another,
however, and this is the first time the hospital has been
empty since some time in last November.
Gene Reed came in yesterday from the
camp which has been established at Forest Mills for three
weeks, and brought with him 20 pounds of extra fine black
bass.
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Today's Feature
More Square
Activities.
Two requests for closing off a
portion of the Square for special events were
approved by the City Council during its regular
meeting Tuesday evening. One unanimous vote will
allow the closing of the west and south sides of
the Square for a car show and swap meet sponsored
by the Greater Ozarks British Motoring Club on
August 19 from 6 a.m until 4 p.m.
Also approved is the closing of
the inside lane and parking area of the north,
south and west sides of the Square on June 10 for
the Main Street Carthage Antique Appraisal Fair.
The closing will be effective from Friday, June 9
at 6 a.m. until tents for the event are taken
down on Monday, June 12. The event itself take
place on Saturday, June 10. The additional time
is needed according to Main Street Director Diane
Sharits to allow for tents to be set up. The tent
rental company will not come to strike the tents
until Monday morning. Council members Bastin,
Johnson, and Whitledge voted against the motion.
In other business, Victorian
Carthage was awarded a contract to manage vendors
during the July 4th celebration.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
The final report for the
recent customer satisfaction survey conducted
for CW&EP was presented yesterday in City
Hall. A summary of the report shows that only
a couple a folks are dissatisfied with the
service provided by the public utility.
The only real change
proposed by the study is some type of
drive-up payin place. Although the
utility has put a lot a time and money into
keepin on the forefront of other
technological advances, this seems to be the
one spot for improvement. Probly the
Square location makes such an arrangement
troublesome to facilitate.
The other suggestion made
was for the utility to blow its horn a little
more bout bein able to keep
prices down and providin quality
service. Im sure well be
hearin more bout that in the near
future.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Sponsored by
Metcalf Auto Supply
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Weekly Column
Click and Clack
Talk Cars
Dear Tom and Ray:
I am involved in bird research
during the spring and summer in western Oregon
that has several times left me in the middle of
nowhere with a car problem (usually a flat tire).
I drive over extremely crummy roads and am often
20-plus miles away from the nearest town (or two
people as the case may be). What would you guys
suggest as the catch-all
tool-kit/emergency-repair stuff that I need to
take with me? A first-aid kit for the car, you
might say. I dont want to carry 6 tons of
equipment, but I want the stuff to fix small
problems on my own. What should I have and know
how to use in case of a breakdown? -Jenny
RAY: A cellular phone.
TOM: But in case youre
really out in the boondocks where a cell phone
doesnt work (or you run your battery down
by spending six hours talking to the Psychic
Friends Network), Id also pack the
following:
RAY: An inflated spare tire.
And make sure your lug nuts arent rusted
tight by loosening and tightening them back up
every six months or so.
TOM: Id also carry a can
of that "Fix-a-Flat" type of stuff.
Thats the goop in a can that will fix a
small puncture hole in your tire and inflate it,
at least temporarily.
RAY: Id also bring a roll
of duct tape. Its good for lots of things,
like when parts fall off, when a hose breaks and
you need to temporarily patch it up, or when
youre tired of listening to a particularly
verbose in-law.
TOM: Id also carry one of
those plastic, temporary replacement belts that
can be adjusted to any size by adding or removing
links. Thatll help if a belt breaks. Then
Id throw in two screwdrivers (one of each
kind), and a pair of Vise Grips,and call it a
day.
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