The Mornin' Mail is
published every weekday except major holidays
Wednesday, May 3, 2000 Volume VIII, Number 226
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .Carthage will have a new T.O.P.S.
(Take Pounds Off Sensibly) Chapter beginning May 4th at
10 a.m. in Ulmers Community Room, off south parking lot,
1208 South Garrison. For more information call 358-4365
or 358-5481.
Did Ya Know?. . .Gardening help
will be available beginning May 1 from the Master
Gardener Helpline. A Master Gardener will be available to
answer questions on Mon.-Thurs. from 9 a.m.-1 p.m. The
helpline will run through Aug. 10. To contact a Master
Gardener call 417-358-2158.
|
today's laugh
I met a lawyer at a party and asked him about a problem I
was having and did I need a lawyer. He billed me for a
hundred bucks the next day. I asked another lawyer friend
if he could do that, and this lawyer billed me for two
hundred.
When the first bicycle repair shop
opened the owner became the industrys spokes-man.
I bought my son an indestructable toy.
He left it in the driveway, and it destroyed my car.
The first illuminated golf course was
opened for people who liked swinging nightclubs.
1900
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
He Got His Overcoat.
W.H. Saulisberry lost his overcoat
about two weeks ago, and supposed some one had stolen it
out of his buggy. The other day, however, one of his
neighbors stated that she had seen the coat drop from the
buggy as Mr. Saulisberry was driving home and that
another neighbor had gone out soon after and picked it
up. Mr. Saulisberry looked into the matter but
didnt get his coat. He informed Chief of Police
Drake of the circumstance and that officer had the coat
inside of twenty minutes. The woman who was supposed to
have found it denied it at first, but when threatened
with arrest produced the coat. It was a good coat worth
from twelve to fifteen dollars.
Mrs. Burger comes to Carthage this
afternoon and speaks in the Christian church this
evening. Her popular lecture, "Excuses," will
be given.
|
Today's Feature
Report On Clean Up Order.A summary of an intensive cleanup
ordered by Mayor Kenneth Johnson on March 30 has
been submitted to the Mayor and Council. The
efforts of the Police Department and the
Engineering Department were involved.
The property maintenance
inspections concentrated on an area that extended
from Fourth Street to the eleven hundred block on
Main, Grant and Howard Streets. The area included
all cross streets between these locations within
a 34 block area according to the report.
Of the 138 sites observed, 105
had no reported violations. According to the
report from the Engineering Department, two
demolitions have been ordered from these
inspections and fifteen notices have been mailed.
Most were given from thirty to ninety days to
correct, with a few granted one hundred twenty
days to make extensive repairs. At least seven
were required verbally to install address
location numbers and numerous porch repairs have
been ordered.
The Police Department reported
nineteen violations with ten of those had already
been resolved.
|
|
Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Woke up last Saturday
mornin to the sound of crunchin
wood. A box spring I would imagine,
bein crushed by the trash truck gate.
Crunch, crunch, cr-r-r-runch. Umph. Umph.
Whi-i-i-ne. Ahh. Then the truck moved on to
the next pile along its route. Spring
cleanin at its best.
I only got to observe the
start of the Friday evenin scavenger
hunt for worthy throwaways. The early
gatherers were mainly after iron for scrap
sales it appeared, but other less durable
goods are typically considered of value also.
Whoever ended up with the
merchandise, it seemed to disperse by Sunday.
Some day Id like to see all the stuff
piled into one big pile, just to get a sense
of the volume of junk that gets removed
durin the annual spring cleanup. Good
to have it gone.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
|
Sponsored by
Carthage Printing Services
|
Weekly Column
PRIME TIME WITH
KIDS
by Donna EricksonYour kids wont be bored with this
make-and-play board game idea. In fact, creating
the game may engage your child as much as the
playing! This game comes from Tara Gingerich, a
sixth grader from Plymouth, Minn. She and mom,
Anna, made the board game together using
Taras ideas.
Step 1 - Brainstorm an idea
with your child. Tara decided to make a board
game of her neighborhood. Players would be
challenged to avoid road hazards while moving
their markers along a winding road from
Taras house to the community park.
Step 2 - Ask your child to name
the game. Tara called her game "Watch
Out!" the expression she uses when her
parents drive the home-to-park route and
encounter their own hazards.
Step 3 - List challenges to
include along the game trail you create. Ask your
child, "What might happen when you go from
point A to point B?" For example, in Watch
Out! some hazards with instructions include:
"Pot Hole, Jump forward 3,"
"STrong Winds, Go back 2,"
"Traffic Jam, Move any car back 4,"
"Flat Tire, Lose a turn" and at the
last space of the game, "Forgot Picnic
Lunch, Go home!"
Step 4 - discuss how the game
board will look. A large piece of poster board or
cardboard cut from a sturdy box is ideal. Draw a
winding trail from one corner of the board to the
others. Along the trail draw squares or use a
round milk-bottle lid to trace circles the
players will land on as they play. Write or
illustrate the hazards and fill in the
instructions players must follow.
Use game markers and a spinner
or dice from other board games you have at home.
If you wish to make homemade dice, cut a large
two-inch square cube from a big sponge. Draw
appropriate dots on each side of the cube with
permanent markers. For Watch Out!, the players
use miniature toy cars for markers.
|
Copyright 1997-1999 by Heritage
Publishing. All rights reserved.
|