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Monday, November 13, 2000 Volume IX, Number 104
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .Eminence Chapter #93 Order of the Eastern
Star will have a covered dish dinner at 6 p.m. at the
Masonic Temple, 7th & Maple on Tuesday, Nov. 14,
2000. The regular meeting, with the election of officers,
will be at 7 p.m.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Lincoln
Ladies Federated Republican Women will hold their
Membership Tea on Monday, Nov. 13, 2000, at Main Street
Mercantile in Carthage between the hours of 4 p.m. and 6
p.m. All interested ladies are invited to attend.
Did Ya Know?. . .The City of
Carthage has mixed split firewood for $25 a rick.
Firewood can be purchased at the City Landfill from
Tues.-Sat., 9-5 p.m. For more information call 237-7024.
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today's laugh
Customer: Ill have some raw
oysters, not too large nor too small, not too salty nor
too fat. They must be cold and I want them quickly!
Waiter: Yes, sir! With or without pearls?
A theater manager found a wallet with
no name and $700 in it. He announced to the audience,
"Will the person who lost the $700 please form a
double line at the box office?"
"A synonym is a word you use when
you cant spell the word you want."
1900
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Gang
and Gambling Cases.
Officer Reno captured Jim Hurt who was
fishing near the upper bridge Saturday. He was one of the
gang who beat W. H. Smith over a month ago.
He pleaded guilty to assault and
battery, but after hearing both his story and Mr.
Smiths, Justice Woodward remanded him to jail under
suspended sentence until his companion, Will Perry will
be tried, and the degree of his guilt ascertained. His
sentence will then date from today. The third of this
gang is still hiding out, and the police are keeping a
lookout for him.
D. E. Seighman of Joplin today settled
the fines and costs for himself and two
assistantsBen Clark and a Japanese man by the name
of Bautzman. The entire sum came to over $122. These men
were arrested for gambling at the market fair.
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Today's Feature
Budget
Considerations.
The City Council Budget/Ways
and Means Committee faces a full agenda for
tonights regular monthly meeting in City
Hall. This will be the first meeting under the
leadership of newly appointed Chair Art Dunaway.
Included on the agenda is
discussion and consideration of a request from
Main Street Carthage for a budget reallocation.
The Committee will also discuss
the financing of the new Fire Department pumper.
The budget allocated $200,000 for the purchase of
two trucks, but bids for the vehicles came in at
nearly double the estimated amount. A council
bill that would authorize the purchase of one
pumper/tanker is on the City Council agenda for
Tuesdays regular meeting.
The discussion of possible use
of Lodging Tax Funds to pay for new city limits
signs comes to the committee from the Public
Works Committee.
Also on the agenda is the
consideration and discussion concerning a
possible budget amendment for Capital
Improvements for airport relocation. City Hall
was closed Friday so no details were available.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
If ya havent
located your ice scraper yet, I suppose
there is no hope.
I spent a quick minute
or two lookin for a pair a gloves
the other mornin. I know where my
long johns are, but havent bowed to
the temptation as of yet.
Im hopin to
get a little of that 60 degree weather
back for a week or two fore winter
really sets in. Im not quite
finished with the pre-winter chores I
assigned myself last spring. Just a
couple more decent days and Ill be
satisfied.
The folks at CW&EP
are probly feelin pretty good
bout havin the bulk of the
Christmas decorations up fore the
weather turned. Climbin up those
poles in wet forty degree weather
cant be much fun. They were
makin hay while the sun was
shinin.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
The Super Handyman
by Al Carrell and Kelly
Carrell
Q: How can we strengthen a
cracked rafter? There is no sag yet, but Id
like to be sure a problem doesnt occur. -
L. W.
A: Wed use "sister
rafters" to give the cracked piece a new
lease on life. Cut a pair of boards to be the
same width and thickness as the rafter. They
should be long enough to extend beyond the
cracked area by at least a foot. Sandwich the
damaged rafter between the two boards. Be sure to
use nails long enough to go through the rafter
and the first sister. Clinch the nails before
installing the other board.
Dear Al: I recently discovered
that if you hold a flashlight up close to a dark
wall made of plasterboard, you can see the small
bumps where the nails or screws are located along
the studs. Ive tried to locate studs for
different repairs around the house with a variety
of methods; this one works best. It wont
work on all walls, but it sure does work on most
of mine. Knowing where those studs are really
makes hanging shelves and other things a lot
easier. - D. W.
Super Hint - To keep paint can
spray nozzles from clogging, fill a small
container with solvent. Drop the nozzles into the
solvent for a few minutes. The nozzles will be
ready when you need them. If you keep a few extra
nozzles, youll have one ready if yours
should clog while you are using it.
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