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Thursday, October 19, 2000 Volume IX, Number 87
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .Golden Reflections will have a Birthday Tea
Halloween Party at 2 p.m. on Thursday, Oct. 19 in the
dining room of McCune-Brooks Hospital. There will be a
prize for the best costume.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Shrine Burn Crew will hold a Turkey Shoot, from noon
until dark, Sunday, Oct. 22nd on "M" Highway,
north of Carthage 1/4 mile west of 71 Highway. Splatter
Board & Trap will be featured, concessions stand will
be available. The public is invited to attend.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Public Library will be open from noon until 4 p.m. on
Saturday, Oct. 21st, the day of the Maple Leaf Parade.
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today's laugh
Editor- "Did you write this poem
yourself?"
Contributor- "Yes, every line of it."
Editor- "Then Im glad to meet you, Edgar Allan
Poe, I thought you were dead long ago."
"Some people would kick anywhere
but in a football game," snorted the restaurant
proprietor,"I cant see what them epicures has
got to complain about with this soup."
"They wouldnt have no grouch coming sir,"
explained the waiter, tactfully, "if only the cook
would admit its soup. He says its
coffee."
1900
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
R.H.
Legg Sick at Greenfield.
Rol Legg went to Greenfield about a
week ago and has been quite sick there ever since, unable
to get home. The Modern Woodmen will consequently have to
hold their regular meeting tomorrow night without their
venerable counsel.
Prof. Stevens
Addition to Webb City.
Prof. W.J. Stevens, of this city, is
opening up a new addition to Webb City. It is call Cook
& Hattens addition, is near the ice plant and
comprises sixty lots. The Missouri Pacific railway is
figuring on building a switch along one side of the
addition. Thirty-six of the sixty lots are already sold
at prices ranging from $100 up.
Miss Cora Beneke and Miss Bessie Baker
were in Joplin yesterday afternoon and tried their hand
at golf. Jake Barker acted as escort and reports a good
game.
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Today's Feature
Three
Constitutional Amendments on November Ballot.
State Senator Marvin Singleton
released the following explanation of the three
constitutional amendments that will be presented
to the voters on the November 7 ballot.
"Presidential election
years traditionally draw a lot of interest,"
says Singleton, "and 2000 is no exception. I
hope that Southwest Missouri voters will take the
time to study these issues carefully and then go
to the polls as informed voters."
Constitutional Amendment 1
would create a budget reserve fund in the state
treasury to provide an operating reserve in case
of a disaster or a revenue shortfall.
"In order to use money
from this fund, the governor would first have to
declare an emergency and request an emergency
appropriation," said Singleton. "The
request must then be approved by at least
two-thirds of the General Assembly."
Amendment 2 would reduce the
time from two years to six months that
individuals have to be members of an organization
in order to assist with the operation of licensed
bingo games.
"This is a simple
adjustment and no other changes would be made to
the laws regulating bingo in this state,"
said Singleton.
Amendment 3 eliminates the
authority of the Citizens Commission on
Compensation to recommend mileage and expenses
for statewide officials, legislators and judges,
and makes salary recommendations from the
commission subject to appropriation by the
General Assembly.
According to Singleton, under
current provisions the commission can propose a
different salary every two years and the Missouri
Legislature can reject the recommendations in
total, and if not approved, any such
recommendations are subject to appropriations.
"If this measure is
approved by voters, the General Assembly will no
longer have the authority to reject the
commissions recommendations," says
Singleton. "In addition, all of the
recommendations would be subject to
appropriations just like the salaries of all
other state employees."
The General Assembly placed all
three of these constitutional amendments on the
November ballot.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
I can still remember
the day I learned how to keep from
fallin down on a bicycle. As you
might notice I didnt say I learned
to ride. That would take a little longer.
But by trial and error, which means
fallin off, I learned how to jump
off at times, put my feet down, and of
course, how to roll when ya fall. The
basic defensive maneuvers.
I probly thought
at the time Id learned how to ride,
but that came another day, after the
bruises healed a might.
Course back then
no respectable bike rider would be caught
dead with a helmet or knee pads on. Ya
took your lumps. Think I still have a
couple as a matter a fact.
All those crashes came
ta mind when I went to the skatin
rink the other day. Dont think I
ever did learn how ta skate.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Click & Clack
TALK CARS
by Tom and Ray Magliozzi
Dear Tom and Ray:
Ive still got my first
new car, a red 1987 Toyota MR2. We had a party
for its 100,000th-mile birthday a year or two ago
and its still running well. I have a
repainting question. One firm recommends painting
it the same exact color, so they can cut corners
and not paint the door jambs and other places
where I wont really notice it. They say
this will save me money because they wont
have to take off body parts and hardware.
I have no objection to saving a
little money, but I want to make sure I get a
good paint job, since I plan on keeping this car
through its 200,000th-and 300,000th-mile
birthdays. Rust isnt a problem where I
live. Should I have the car thoroughly repainted
inside and out, or is it OK to save a few bucks
and just paint the parts that show.-Marcy
TOM: If you were planning to,
say, sell the car to your brother, then Id
say fine, cheap out and dont paint the door
jambs.
RAY: But since you obviously
love this car and are planning to keep it for the
long haul, Id get a real paint job, Marcy.
Its not much more expensive, and a real
body shop might even, for example, roll up the
windows before spraying on the paint.
TOM: More important, Marcy, in
my opinion, you cant paint the car the same
color. After spending all that money, the goal is
to feel like youve got a brand-new car. And
to do that, it has to be a brand-new color.
RAY: Just dont make the
same mistake my brother did. Be sure that the new
exterior color you pick goes with the cars
existing interior.
TOM: How was I supposed to know
that a metallic burnt-orange body clashes with
snot green seat?
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