today's laugh
I must be in great
shape. Ten years ago, I used to huff and puff bringing
home twenty dollars worth of groceries. Now, I
dont even know Im carrying it.
Halloween is the day when kids put on
strange outfits to startle the adults. In my house, that
would be a clean shirt.
A Gypsy walked over to me and
whispered, "Would you like to buy a diamond
ring?"
I said, "Where is it?"
He said, "Sssh. The man next to you is wearing
it."
Our baby just started eating
solidshis crib, paint, pillows. . .
1900
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
VAN
HOOSE STUDIO OPENED.
Palatial Photographic
Parlors Equipment Up-to-date.
The Van Hoose art studio was today
thrown open to the public. The rooms are the same as were
occupied by Castors gallery, but are so changed
they are beyond recognition. The reception room has been
handsomely repainted, new carpet put down, lace curtains
added and everything fitted up in elegance and taste. A
pretty center settee, surmounted by a large palm, affords
a luxurious lounging place. In one corner is a pretty
upright piano, while around the room in profuse yet
studied neglect are photos, pastels and other specimens
of Mr. Van Hooses art.
The center room has been converted into
an office. A bright, new carpet has been added, new paper
put on the walls, wood work grained and all bathed in
subdued light from a well arranged skylight. In one
corner of the office a dressing room has been added that
is as cozy as it is convenient.
In this room also are photo exhibits,
showing the versatility of Mr. Van Hooses skill as
an artist. A new telephone is being added, number 397.
In the operating room the accessories
are all new and up to date and tell the secret of Mr. Van
Hooses success in excelling in his art.
It is one of the most complete, modern
photograph studios in the state and must be seen to be
fully appreciated. It is a place that is an honor to the
city and a delight to patrons.
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Today's Feature
Building
Codes Discussed.
The City Council Public Works
Committee is scheduled to review the proposed
ordinance to adopt the International Building
Code and Maintenance Code/2000 at this
afternoons regular meeting in City Hall at
4 p.m. The first reading of the ordinance was
postponed during the last Council meeting after
several property owners in attendance questioned
some provisions of the new code.
A flyer calling for support in
defeating the ordinance has been distributed in
the community by a group calling itself the
Carthage Property Owners Association.
The flyer states that "The
leadership of the town lacks compassion for the
poor and feels that the property owners of our
town should provide housing only to the elite of
the city." According to the flyer Earnie
Vaile and Carey Murphy are cofounders of the
group and "between the two of us we have
extensive political and legal experience."
Both Vaile and Murphy spoke against the ordinance
during the last Council meeting.
A citizens participation
period is always scheduled for Public Works
Committee meetings.
Commentary
Martin "Bubs" Hohulin
State Representative, District 126
With only a few
weeks left before the November election, the
campaign season is really heating up. If the
public knew some of the things going on behind
the scenes they should be outraged. One of the
more recent events was Gov. Mel Carnahan
attempting to bully the Missouri State Troopers
Association.
Sen. John Ashcroft had been
running a very factual ad about Carnahans
record on crime in Missouri the last eight years.
Carnahan, you will remember, called off the
execution of a convicted triple murderer because
the Pope asked him to do so. Anyway,
Carnahans Chief of Staff talked to the
chairman of the appropriations committee that
oversees the budget of the Highway Patrol. The
chairman, Rep. Scott Lakin, then called the
president of the Missouri State Troopers
Association and urged him to protest
the ad.
Although nothing was probably
said regarding the budget for the Highway Patrol,
when the chairman of an appropriations committee
calls someone whose budget he has direct control
over, there is the implicit threat of a huge
hammer come budget time. I doubt if it is merely
coincidence that the chairman of the
appropriations committee was the one that made
the call to the Troopers Association.
Im sure you have all
heard the saying that power corrupts and
absolute power corrupts absolutely. That
seems to be especially true here in Missouri
where the democrat party has been in control of
the House and Senate for nearly 50 years. I guess
they figure that if the public isnt going
to hold them accountable and will just keep
reelecting them year after year, they might as
well pull stunts like this. Our troopers have
enough to worry about without fear that their
budget will be cut by a vindictive governor.
As usual, I can be reached at
House Post Office, State Capitol, Jefferson City,
MO 65101, or 1-800-878-7126, or
mhohulin@services.state.mo.us for your questions,
comments, or advice.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
One a the most common
concerns I heard expressed durin
last weeks visioning forum was the
lack of adequate housing in Carthage.
Employers of all ranges of workers have
trouble finding housing for existing and
potential employees.
The creation of new
housing and the preservation of existing
housing were both seen as fairly equal
priorities from what I heard. It appears
that the topic of exactly what role the
City should play in a housing solution
will be put to the test this afternoon at
the Public Works Committee meetin.
One a the main
objectives I see comin out a the
visioning sessions is to get the
community more involved in puttin
together solutions. Looks like weve
got a good start.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Health Notes
Health &
Nutrition by Judith Sheldon
FOOD FACTS: My
brother had a kindergarten teacher from the Deep
South who taught the class a song called
"Picking Up Pawpaws and Putting Them In My
Pocket." All these years later, I not only
know what pawpaws are, but if I were under a
pawpaw tree shedding pawpaws Id pick them
up and pocket them, too.
According to a release from
Purdue University, pawpaws have all sorts of
potential besides being a tasty food product.
Apparently, the bark and twigs of the pawpaw tree
and the seeds of the fruit contain asimicin,
which could produce an effective botanical
pesticide.
When tomatoes were first
brought from the New World to Spain and Italy,
they were considered as garden ornaments.
Although there were reports the Central American
Indians ate tomatoes, Europeans believed them to
be poisonous. They were also thought to be the
original Golden Apples that led to the abduction
of Helen of Troy and the long war that followed.
(Their name in Italian, pomidoro, means apple of
gold.)
We now know theyre not
just a tasty (and safe) food, but the lycopene in
tomatoes could help reduce the risk of cancers of
the mouth, esophagus, stomach, colon, rectum, and
pancreas, as well as cervical and prostate
cancers.
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