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Monday, October 30, 2000 Volume IX, Number 94
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Jasper County Health Dept., 105
Lincoln, will hold a Pneumonia Clinic from 9:30-11:00
a.m. on Monday, October 30th. The shot will be $15, bring
any Medicaid or Medicare cards. For more information call
358-3111.
Did Ya Know?. . .Entries are now
being accepted for the Carthage Christmas Parade,
scheduled for Monday, December 4 at 7:00 p.m. There is no
entry fee and the theme this year is "Christmas
Remembered." Deadline for entries is November 17th.
Sponsors are the SkillsUSA-Vica Chapter of the Carthage
Technical Center and Main Street Carthage, Inc. For more
information or application call 417-359-7026 or
417-359-9005.
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today's laugh
Universities are full of knowledge; the
freshmen bring a little in and the seniors take none
away, so the knowledge accumulates.
Some people are like blisters. They
dont show up until the work is finished.
"I hope you dont think
Im conceited," he said, after he had finished
telling her all about himself.
"Oh, no," she replied. "But Im just
wondering how you can keep from giving three hearty
cheers whenever you look at yourself in the glass."
1900
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Parshley
News.
Little Chester, the youngest son of Mr.
and Mrs. John Spence, was called to rest Thursday
morning, after a very short illness, having had cholera
infantum and spinal meningitis. The remains were followed
from their home by a large concourse of sorrowing
relatives and friends to the Christian church, where Mr.
Z. E. Lundy made a few appropriate remarks. The body was
interred in the Center cemetery Friday morning.
The mighty wave of death,
In its ceaseless onward sweep,
Has borne a loved one from our home.
To a silent, peaceful sleep.
It is said all flowers have their
season; it is the same with individuals. Then, we can say
of little Chester, he was a sweet flower budded on earth
to blossom in Heaven. May there not come sometimes, and
often to the sorrowing ones, who sit in the desolation of
a broken home the universal presence of his bright
spirit.
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Today's Feature
Sports
Complex Progress.
The progress of the expansion
of the Fair Acres Sports Complex was summarized
in a report compiled and submitted to the City
Council by Parks Director Alan Bull.
According to the report,
approximately 85% of grading work required has
been completed by the Nation Guard. Bull says the
contribution by the Guard amounts to
approximately $180,000 worth of dirt work. The
City paid only for fuel costs.
The Guard has also installed a
subsurface drainage system which saved an
additional $50,000 for the project.
A detention pond for storm
water runoff has been constructed and a sewer
main and water service has been installed to the
new multipurpose concession building site.
Construction of the building has begun, but is
running behind schedule.
Lights for the new softball
fields have been delivered and are awaiting
installation. Seed and fertilizer for the
softball fields have been purchased and is in
storage. An irrigation system is on order.
"We now have everything in
place to make rapid progress on the completion of
this project," says Bull.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
With the first of
November fallin on a Wednesday,
Thanksgivin will come early in the
month this year, the 23rd. That means
were only a little over three weeks
from Turkey Day. That will, of course,
mean that there will be nearly a full
extra week of Christmas promotion after
the feast.
With Christmas and New
Year fallin on Monday, there
probly wont be any
stretchin to a four day weekend.
None a this news is
probly anything urgent, but with
the holidays on the horizon, the pace
always seems to move up a notch or two.
Course there is also always the
chance we might actually have a winter
sometime durin the next couple a
months.
Oh yeah, ya might start
keepin your eye open for calendars,
2001 is creepin in.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
The Super Handyman
by Al Carrell and Kelly
Carrell
Did you ever stop to think that
this is the only season of the year with two
names? "Autumn" comes from the Latin
word for the season; "fall," as you
might suspect, is tied to the falling of leaves.
Its a shortened form of
"leaf-fall," which is what the English
called the season in the 16th century.
At any rate, its time to
remove the leaves and other debris from the
gutters around your home.
One common problem that people
encounter trying to do that: Their ladder starts
to sink into the ground while they are up on it.
In many situations, the ground below a gutter is
a flower bed or shrub bed, and the soft earth
just cant support a ladder with you on it.
Rather than sink out of sight, you can rise above
the problem by setting the ladder legs into
aluminum cans.
Use empty cat-food, tuna or
coffee cans, anything large enough to fit the
ladder leg into. The weight of the ladder is
spread over a larger area, and you will be less
likely to sink while you are working. You can put
the cans in place for a longer period of time
with a glue gun. You "can" feel safer
this way.
A SUPER HINT - If you have done
a lot of gluing on a wood project and have
trouble spotting any squeezed-out glue, rub a
little mineral spirits paint thinner over the
wood. It will highlight the glue without harming
the wood.
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