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            The Mornin' Mail is
            published every weekday except major holidaysThursday, September 21, 2000 Volume IX, Number 67
 did ya
        know?
 
 Did Ya Know?. . .The Eminence Chapter #93 Order of the
        Eastern Star will meet at 7:30 p.m. on Tuesday, September
        26th at the Masonic Temple, 7th & Maple St. This will
        be a short form meeting.  Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
        Business & Professional Women will meet at 6:30 p.m.
        on Monday, September 25th at the Carthage Pizza Hut.
        Janice Brummett, of Nations Bank, will present the
        program on "Establishing Credit - Credit
        Management." Did Ya Know?. . .On this date in
        1802 Missouri Governor Austin Augustus King (1848-1853)
        was born. 
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        | today's laugh
 
 One kid complained to
        his friend, "I dont know whats going on
        in the house. They spell everything." The coach talks it over with his Little
        Leaguers: "We have to use sportsmanship. No temper
        tantrums, no yelling at the umpire, and no being bad
        losers. Do you understand that?" The kids nod. The coach goes on, "Good. Now
        explain that to your mothers." I knew I needed glasses the day I
        started to dial the pencil sharpener. 1900
 INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 A
        LAWN PARTY. Misses Bernice Bell and Katherine Betts
        delightfully entertained the members of Q.C. club and
        their young gentlemen friends at their adjorning homes on
        Chestnut avenue last night. The affair was a lawn party
        and the spacious yards were brilliantly lighted with
        Japanese lanterns. The evening was spent in novel
        guessing games, a special feature being the young
        ladies pictures when they were very small. The
        gentlemen were compelled to guess the identity of each or
        partake of the refreshments by himself. The refreshments and frappe were served
        by Misses Ruth Whitney and Alpha Allen. Among the guests were: Misses Lilian
        Edgar of Webb City, Maud Clark, Tressa Brinkley, Edith
        Harrison, Ethel Whitney, Una Hankla, Coila Myers, Nannie
        Snell, Flora Caffee, Lulu Kilgore, Hirrel Stevens, Lela
        Bell and many other Messrs. 
 
            
                |  | Today's Feature 
 Post
                Office Traffic. A discussion of traffic
                congestion around the Post Office that began in
                the Public Safety Committee Monday evening was
                continued in the Public Works Committee meeting
                Tuesday afternoon. City Director of Engineering
                Joe Butler is to report back to the Committee
                with suggestions for improved traffic flow and
                initial plans for the Post Office expansion. A request by Jenny Mansfield to
                eliminate three parking places on Fourth Street
                and Lyon has prompted the study. Mansfield told
                the Public Safety Committee that her 10 year old
                granddaughter was bumped by a car trying to cross
                the street at the location. Although the girl is
                doing fine, Mansfield said parked cars blocked
                the view of those trying to enter Fourth off Lyon
                and eliminating the parking spots on the South
                side of the Professional Building would make a
                safer intersection. Public Safety Committee Chair
                Charlie Bastin moved to eliminate the spots.
                Committee member H.J. Johnson said he would
                rather wait and look at the traffic at all
                corners of the block before taking action. Bastin
                withdrew his motion.  
 
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                |  | Just Jake
                Talkin' 
 Mornin',
 
                    
                        Now I
                        suppose that if a fella was out pear
                        pickin and happened to be
                        standin exactly where the perfect
                        pear was fallin, and he happened to
                        see it on the way down and caught if
                        fore it hit the ground and got all
                        bruised, most would call that good luck.
                        Some would call it the ultimate windfall.
                         The fact is, the pear
                        was gonna fall whether the fella was
                        there or not. The fact that he happened
                        to be standin in the perfect spot
                        was most likely cause he was
                        lookin for the opportunity. It
                        wasnt luck at all. He had prepared
                        himself to be ready to take advantage of
                        any opportunity that happened to arise,
                        then took action to take advantage of the
                        the situation. Lotta folks woulda been
                        lookin at their feet and ended up
                        with pear juice in their hair. This is some fact, but
                        mostly, Just Jake Talkin. 
 
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                | Sponsored by Metcalf Auto Supply | Weekly Column 
 
 Click & ClackTALK CARS
 by Tom & Ray Magliozzi Dear Tom and Ray: I have a 1989 Buick Century.
                Recently, the left directional flasher went out
                (i.e. stopped flashing). The local
                service-station mechanic didnt have a clue.
                He said about an hours labor plus parts. I
                took it to another station and was told anywhere
                from $3 to $125. Then I called two Buick dealers
                and they couldnt give me a firm estimate
                either. What would be a fair amount to pay to fix
                this problem? No one can tell me. -Jerry. RAY: In many cases, Jerry, this
                problem is caused by a burned-out bulb in one of
                your directional lamps. TOM: The flasher is affected by
                resistance. And if one of the bulbs burns out,
                the resistance changes. Then the flasher either
                flashes very rapidly or stops flashing to let you
                know a bulb is out. So by turning in the
                blinkers, and comparing the right side, which is
                working, to the left side (look carefully,
                because each lamp contains several bulbs), you
                should be able to tell if youre down a
                bulb. RAY: And if thats the
                case, you have a $3 fix. TOM: If its not the bulb,
                then it probably is the flasher (occasionally, we
                do see a flasher that works on one side but not
                the other). The flasher is a round,
                ice-cube-sized relay that plugs in under the
                dashboard. And you can find it by listening for
                it. Lie on your back on the drivers side
                floor with a flashlight, turn on the blinker to
                the side that works, and listen for the little
                box thats clicking. RAY: When you find it, pull it
                out, bring it to your local auto-parts store, and
                say, "Give me one of these." TOM: By the way, thats
                also a $3 fix. |  Copyright 1997-1999 by Heritage
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