The Mornin' Mail is
published every weekday except major holidays
Thursday, September 28, 2000 Volume IX, Number 72
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .Blood donors are strongly needed. The Red
Cross Blood Mobile will be at the Church of the Nazarene
from 1:30-7 p.m. on Thurs., Sept. 28th and from 9
a.m.-2:30 p.m. on Fri., Sept. 29th.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Tiger Booster Club Football Tailgate Party will be from 5
- 6:30 p.m. on Friday, Sept. 29 before taking on Rolla at
7 p.m. Hamburger, Polish Sausage, or Hot Dog with Chips
& Drink for $3. Come out and support the Booster
Club.
Did Ya Know?. . .On this date in
1820 John Scott was elected as Missouris first U.S.
Representative.
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today's laugh
A farmer put an ad in
the papers that said, Need wife
who owns her own tractor. Please send picture of tractor.
"Traveled all over the world, eh?
Went up the Rhine, I suppose?"
"Climbed it to the top."
"Saw the Lion of St. Mark?"
"Fed it."
"And visited the Black Sea?"
"Filled my fountain pen there."
He knew she loved antiques, so he gave
her an Early American washing machinea tub and a
bar of soap.
1900
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
A
LETTER FROM MANILLA.
Capt. and Mrs. Geo.
P. Whitsett Nicely Situated There.
A letter received yesterday from
Captain and Mrs. Geo. P. Whitsett by the latters
parents. They write that they are now very comfortably
situated in Manilla.
The captain, as judge advocate, has two
office rooms in the fine building occupied by the
government as its headquarters. He also has two other
office rooms in different parts of the city, which he has
to look after, and he is furnished a horse and easy cart
which is at all times at his disposal for carrying him
back and forth between offices. He generally has his
days work completed, all but signing up the docket,
shortly after noon.
Mr. and Mrs. Whitsett have secured two
pleasant rooms, ready furnished, belonging to a
lieutenant, whose wife has come back to the states for
awhile. They are living there practicing light
housekeeping, taking part of their meals out, and are
"studying the problems of life" in the tropics.
Mrs. Whitsett describes the beach drive
at Manilla as one of the finest she has ever seen. They
generally go out in the late evening to enjoy this. The
beach road is a fine one as if it were paved, and on one
side are the ocean breakers while on the other are the
most beautiful tropical trees and verdure of all kinds.
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Today's Feature
Annual
MAQS Quilt Display.
Whale of a Storm, Storm At-Gulp-Seasick,
and Kosovo-World in Flames, are among the
18 quilts in the "New Quilts" from an
"Old Favorite" exhibit that will be at
the Powers Museum in Carthage, Missouri until
October 31st, 2000. This traveling exhibit of
innovative quilts, inspired by the traditional Storm
at Sea quilt block,was developed by the
Museum of the American Quilters Society,
Paducah, Kentucky.
Each year MAQS holds a yearly
contest that challenges quiltmakers to create
innovative quilts based on a specific traditional
quilt pattern. Quilts in this years Storm
at Sea exhibit were made by quilters from
France, the United Kingdom, Japan, 11 different
U.S. states and the District of Columbia.
The 18 quilts were selected for
their excellence in design, techniques, and
innovations. A book featuring full-color photos
of the 18 finalists, biographical information,
tips and techniques, and patterns, is available
from the Powers Museum Shop. Free admission,
Tues.-Sat. 10-5 p.m. & Sun. 1-5 p.m. Extended
hours for Maple Leaf are Oct. 17-21st from 9:30-6
p.m.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
I was
the witness to the extraordinary typical
response to devastation. I became aware
of a nest of those yellow tailed wasps
that like ta build their home under my
porch roof. After applyin my secret
"go away bee" solution, I
carefully (I mean with a long stick)
removed the hive from my premises.
A few minutes later, as
I was sippin on some ice tea, I
noticed a lone bee. After a little while
another, and then a third bee joined in
the search. Up and down the porch they
flew, always returnin to the spot
where the hive had been.
I know the incident
must have caused lifelong trauma for the
trio, thinkin that they
collectively lost contact with their
impeccable homing instincts. The three
gathered eventually at a new location a
few feet away to begin anew, blissfully
ignorant of their fate.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Click & Clack
TALK CARS
by Tom and Ray Magliozzi
Dear Tom and Ray:
Being a musical kind of guy, I
often pass the time at long lights by drumming on
the steering wheel of my Mercedes C-230 with a
pair of drumsticks I keep in the drivers
door pocket. Incredibly, my 10-year-old daughter
is NOT mortified by this behavior. However, she
is convinced that my drumming will cause the
airbag to deploy, injuring me.
Shes also afraid that
once I get hit in the face with the airbag,
Ill instinctively slam on the gas, and send
us careening into an intersection, which will put
her in danger. Is her concern justified?-Michael
P.S. I mostly drum on the
center part of the wheel where that star and
circle thing is embossed.
P.S.S. Do you know where I
could get a bracket to mount a cymbal on the
steering column?
TOM: The answer to both of your
questions is no, Michael. Your daughters
concern is not justified, and no, we dont
know who makes a cymbal stand for a C230 (but the
J.C. Whitney catalog is a good bet.)
RAY: The airbag sensors, along
with the contacts, are located in the front
bumper, so theres no way you can trigger
them by banging on the steering wheel (even with
an enthusiastic rendition of "Wipe
Out").
TOM: In fact, many airbag
equipped cars have now put the horn button back
in the center of the steering wheel (where it
belongs, I might add), which would be impossible
to do if pressure on the steering wheel could set
off the airbag. So feel free to keep on drumming,
Michael.
RAY: But I have a question for
you. How can a musician like you afford a
Mercedes?
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