| today's
        laugh A rabbi, a
        minister, and a priest were playing poker when the police
        raided the game. Turning to the priest, the lead police
        officer said, "Father Murphy, were you
        gambling?" Turning his eyes to heaven, the priest
        whispered, "Lord, forgive me for what I am about to
        do." To the police officer, he then said, "No,
        officer; I was not gambling." The officer then asked the minister,
        "Pastor Johnson, were you gambling?" Again, after an appeal to heaven, the
        minister replied, "No, officer; I was not
        gambling." Turning to the rabbi, the officer again
        asked, "Rabbi Goldstein, were you gambling?" Shrugging his shoulders, the Rabbi
        replied . . . "With whom?"   Never enter a battle of wits unarmed. 
 1910 INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 Administrator of the Fox
        Estate. Judge W. H. Waters filed his bond of
        $10,000 this morning as administrator of the estate of
        Daniel Fox, of Alba, who died March 24. The estate
        amounts to $1,200 personal property and 700 acres of
        land. An unknown quantity in the form of mining royalties
        coming to the estate made it necessary to place the bond
        so high. Mrs. Fox and the other heirs waived the right to
        administer and joined in requesting that Judge Waters be
        appointed. M. F. Thomas who has been a conductor
        on the Electric line long enough to be called a
        "pioneer," has secured a thirty day lay off on
        account of ill health, and will leave tomorrow for Eureka
        Springs to rest and recuperate. W. E. Foster, who is now in the lumber
        business at Oronogo, was a Carthage visitor today. 
            
                |  | Today's Feature Red Oak II
                Inaugural Car Show. The Inaugural Red Oak II Car
                and Truck Show will be held Saturday, April 24 at
                Red Oak II. The event is free to fans and
                families throughout the day. Food will be
                available at the snack bar. The show is being
                organized by the Southwest Stang Gang comprised
                mainly of Mustang owners. For participants trophies will
                be awarded to the top 25 entries and specialty
                prizes will be awarded for Best Engine, Best
                Interior, Best Finish and Best of Show. There is
                a $15 registration fee for vehicles participating
                in the event. Registration opens at 9 a.m. and
                closes at Noon. There will be dash plaques for
                the first 50 entries. Over 150 vehicles are
                expected to show. Judging starts at 10 a.m. and
                will be a drive through. There will be a
                designated judging area and participants will
                bring their car to be judged when they are ready.
                Judging will end at 2 p.m. and the awards will be
                presented as soon as scores can be tallied.  The show will be cancelled only
                for extreme weather and a rain date is set for
                the next Saturday, May 1.  
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                |  | Just Jake
                Talkin' Mornin',
 
                    Sometimes I just dont
                    get it. On occasion over the last
                    several years that Ive been
                    puttin thoughts down ever day in
                    this column, someone will ask me exactly what
                    that Jake was supposed ta mean. Usually they
                    have an interpretation that I hadnt
                    even considered. Usually their twist is more
                    interestin than anything I could come
                    up with. Sometimes they are the catalyst for
                    another Jake or two if Im lucky. Course the mistake
                    some make is takin the ramblins
                    in this column a little too serious. That
                    happens ever now and then when an
                    amateur attempts ta find some humor in a
                    particular situation. My suggestion is, if ya
                    read a Jake ya dont understand, call
                    one of the sponsors ya see here. At least let
                    em know you appreciate them makin
                    this confusion possible. This is some fact, but
                    mostly, Just Jake Talkin. . 
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                dab rubbed all over will do. It will keep
                moisture from making the bulb rusty and hard to
                replace. -- I.B. in Rhode Island  "When I cook steaks
                on the grill, I use colored toothpicks to
                identify the doneness of the meat. I
                like mine rare, my wife likes well-done and the
                kids are in between. So, mine has a blue
                toothpick, the kids are green, etc. The
                steaks can go right to the table, and we know
                whose is whose." -- E.R. in New Mexico  Shower curtains need to
                be replaced every so often, but they can still
                live out a full life in the garden. Try using one
                as a table protector when repotting plants. Or,
                use one to drag a pile of soil or mulch around
                the yard. They can even be draped to create a
                greenhouse type of effect if you are expecting an
                unseasonably cold night.   "If your broom or
                mop has a hole in the top of the handle, you can
                thread a shower curtain ring through that hole to
                hang it up better. Some of the loops are too
                small to hang, in my opinion, but if you get a
                nice-size shower curtain ring, you will have
                plenty of room." -- M.G. in Illinois  "We installed a
                swing in the back yard. My wife suggested we add
                sections of garden hose slit up the side and
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