| today's
        laugh The insurance
        adjuster who had been investigating the fire turned to
        go. "I came down here to find out the
        cause of this fire and I have done so," he remarked. "Thats what I want to know.
        What caused it?" remarked the house owner. "Its a plain case of
        friction." "What-ya-mean--friction?" "The fire was undoubtedly caused
        by rubbing a three thousand dollar insurance policy on a
        two thousand dollar house."   "How did Richleigh make all his
        money?" - "By judicious speculation and
        investment." "And how did Poorman lose all his
        money?" - "By Gambling on the stock
        market."   "You see, I married a widow, and
        this widow had a daughter. Then my farther, being a
        widower, married our daughter, so you see my father is my
        own son-in-law." "My step-daughter is my
        step-mother, then, her mother is my grand-mother. I am
        married to her, so that makes me my own grandfather,
        doesnt it?" 
 1910 INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 EXCELSIOR LAUNDRY SOLD. C. E. Wilcox of St.
        Louis now in Carthage - Mr. Bailey Will Remain Here. A deal was closed today whereby Ed
        Bailey transferred the Excelsior Steam Laundry on East
        Fourth street to Mr. Chas. E. Wilcox, recently of St.
        Louis. Mr. Wilcox is now in possession and will continue
        the business under the name of the Excelsior Laundry.
        Meredith & Armstrong, the real estate agents, made
        the deal. Mr. Wilcox recently came to Carthage
        from St. Louis and purchased the Judd property in Cassil
        place, where he now lives. He is an experienced business
        man and will give the laundry his personal attention. He
        expects to add new machinery to the equipment in the near
        future. Mr. Bailey has not decided upon his
        plans for the future but will remain in Carthage for the
        present at least. 
            
                |  | Today's Feature No Word on Court
                Fund Insurance Claim.   There has been no word from the
                bonding company concerning the funds found
                missing from the Municipal Court bond fund. City
                Clerk Lynn Campbell reported to the
                Finance/Personnel Committee that a claim had been
                filed with Allied Insurance on the theft of
                $64,681.27 from the Municipal Court. There was no
                indication if the claim would be paid. Mrs.
                Campbell noted the loss was probably more but the
                claim was filed using the documented amount from
                the Highway Patrol investigation. Amy L. (Young) Harrison, 46, of
                Carthage, Missouri, was arrested by troopers with
                the Missouri State Highway Patrol on January 25,
                2010. Harrison was arrested for one count of
                felony stealing and transported to the Jasper
                County Jail in Carthage, pending formal charges.
                Investigation into the theft was initiated on
                August 26, 2009, by the Patrol at the request of
                the Carthage Police Department. The amount of
                money involved initially was reported to exceed
                $25,000. 
 NASCAR THIS WEEK By Monte Dutton Sponsored
                by Curry Automotive Kasey Kahne to
                Detour on Way to Hendrick FORT WORTH, Texas -- Kasey
                Kahne is headed to Hendrick Motorsports, but
                its kind of complicated. Kahne, 30, has already driven
                for three teams in the Sprint Cup Series --
                without ever moving. He began with Evernham
                Motorsports, which became Gillett Evernham, which
                became Richard Petty Motorsports. All along,
                Kahne drove No. 9, but he started in a Dodge and
                this year changed to a Ford. Considered one of the
                sports more talented drivers, its no
                surprise that Kahne is moving to Hendrick
                Motorsports once his contract at RPM expires at
                the end of the season, but hes not moving
                there directly, or at least, thats the
                current spin. Next year Kahne will drive for
                a team not yet announced -- Stewart Haas Racing,
                a Hendrick satellite of sorts, is most often
                mentioned -- while Mark Martin completes his
                contractual commitment at Hendrick. Kahne will
                not actually join Hendrick proper until 2012. Or
                so it is currently assumed. Kahne is willing to wait a
                year, apparently, in order to join the team that
                produced the top three finishers -- Jimmie
                Johnson, Martin and Jeff Gordon -- in last
                years Chase. "To be in the position
                Im in now and know where Im going to
                be in 2012, to have the opportunity with Rick
                Hendrick and everybody at Hendrick Motorsports,
                to me, its an unbelievable opportunity. I
                cant wait to get that started." Beyond the announcement of
                Kahne joining Hendrick in 2012, little is known.
                Martin has declared he isnt retiring. Tony
                Stewart has said he has made no arrangements to
                have Kahne join him and Ryan Newman, and other
                scenarios (JR Motorsports, also Hendrick aligned,
                moving up from Nationwide to Cup being one) are
                similarly denied or, at least, played down. No
                one knows whether or not Kahne will take his crew
                chief, Kenny Francis, along with him -- wherever
                that is. "Ill work through it
                with Mr. Hendrick and figure out exactly what we
                need to do that makes the most sense," said
                Kahne. 
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                |  | Just Jake
                Talkin' Mornin',
 
                    Ive gotten into a
                    couple a conversations bout the trials
                    of bein a kid in the last week or two.
                    Not the stuff ya hear about taday, the
                    important trials like fallin off a bike
                    or gettin hit with a baseball. I suppose as a kid we
                    didnt think much of a broken arm or a
                    sprained ankle as bein anything that
                    devastatin. Thats why takin
                    some risks while at play was so common. I was
                    shown scars ta prove it. I suppose I was fortunate
                    that durin these conversations there
                    were plenty of stories bein told and I
                    didnt get the chance to relay any of my
                    own. I always thought of my childhood as
                    bein filled with some adventure or
                    another, but it seems it was pretty typical
                    of the times. But even today skinned knees
                    are pretty good teachers. This is some fact, but
                    mostly, Just Jake Talkin. . 
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                Metcalf Auto Supply | Weekly Columns   CLICK and CLACK TALK
                CARS Dear Tom and Ray: My company has a 93 Ford
                Club Wagon equipped for wheelchairs, as our
                company provides services for people with
                developmental disabilities. Some jerk punctured a
                hole in our fuel tank and took the fuel. We tried
                to repair it with a screw and some epoxy. It
                lasted for a couple of days, until the epoxy was
                eaten away. Is there another way to fix this, or
                do we need a new fuel tank? Thank you! - Linda Tom: You can fix this , Linda.
                In fact, you can fix it pretty easily and
                cheaply. Ray: This van is old enough to
                have a metal tank. So, go to your nearest auto
                parts store and buy yourself a fiberglass
                gas-tank repair kit. Tom: The kit you want consists
                of a piece of fiberglass mesh, along with a
                little paintbrush and a special epoxy that
                wont get eaten away by gasoline. Ray: The first thing you have
                to do is drain the tank. That may already been
                done for you, thanks to the jerk. But if not, you
                need to siphon the remainder into a suitable
                container (i.e., not a co-workers travel
                mug( and give yourself a dry surface to wotk
                with. Tom: Then you need to sand the
                area around the hole. Get as close as you can to
                the bare metal, because if you leave any rust,
                the rust eventually will fall off and take the
                patch with it. Ray: Tehn get a pair of rubber
                gloves, and follow the instructions on how to mix
                the epoxy. Be aware that it gets very hot to the
                touch once its mixed. Tom: You smear a layer of the
                epoxy around the hole with the paintbrush, than
                you embed a piece of the fiberglass mesh and
                "paint" the mesh with a layer of epoxy.
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