| today's
        laugh A physician,
        an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among
        them belonged to the oldest of the three professions
        represented. The physician said, "Remember, on the
        sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve,
        making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the
        oldest profession." The engineer replied, "But, before
        that, God created the Heavens and Earth from chaos and
        confusion, and thus he was the first engineer. Therefore,
        engineering is an older profession than medicine." Then, the lawyer spoke up.
        "Yes," he said, "but who do you think
        created all of the chaos and confusion?" A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
        "My dogs cross eyed. Is there anything you can
        do for him?" "Well," says the vet,
        "lets have a look at him" So he picks the
        dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
        Finally, he says "Im going to have to put him
        down." "What? Because hes
        cross-eyed?" "No, because hes really
        heavy" 1910INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 Sues For Title. Geo. Allen has brought suit in the
        circuit court through his attorneys E. O. Brown and Geo.
        P. Whitsett, against La Fayette Alexander and Mary
        Baldwin, to perfect his title to the property in which he
        resides, which is lot 165 in North Carthage. The
        plaintiff sets forth that he went to the defendant
        Alexander and arranged with him to be his attorney in
        applying for a divorce; that said defendant told him he
        should put his real estate in third hands which he did,
        deeding it to the said defendant, without consideration
        and with the understanding that it was only in trust.
        Since then the plaintiff says that he has been unable to
        get his property back, and furthermore that first
        mentioned defendant deeded it to second mentioned
        defendant without consideration last April. Plaintiff now
        prays the court to set aside both deeds alluded to, and
        vest the title to the property in plaintiff as the
        rightful owner. 
            
                |  | Today's Feature Mail Box Beware. The City Policy concerning
                responsibility for mailboxes that are damaged by
                City crews operating snow plows was officially
                noted at last weeks regular Council
                meeting. The Council approved the following
                language in the Policy. It was a policy change
                and not an ordinance so it was not subject to a
                second reading. It was approved by a 10-0 vote. "Mailboxes are considered
                a structure on the right of way. A sound post and
                securely attached box will not be knocked over by
                snow coming off the plow. All Street crew drivers
                are instructed to drive as slow as realistically
                possible during wet snows in order to minimize
                the problems with mailboxes. Mailboxes that are
                damaged by actual physical contact with City
                equipment will be repaired at the Citys
                expense, but only if they were properly located
                and installed. The mail box owner is responsible
                for repair or replacement of the mailbox if the
                mailbox was damaged by the pressure of the plowed
                snow and there was no physical contact with the
                plow equipment."   
   Republicans Send
                Out a Census
                FormThats Really a Fundraiser by Ryan
                Knutson, ProPublica  An editor here at ProPublica
                received this "Census" form in the mail
                last week. In big, bold letters at the top it
                announces, "2010 CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT
                CENSUS." The form even has a "Census
                Tracking Code." But its not from the
                Census Bureau. Its actually a survey
                from the Republican National Committee. The
                mailer includes questions such as: "How much
                does it concern you that the Democrats have total
                control of the federal government?" "Do
                you think the record trillion dollar federal
                deficit the Democrats are creating with their
                out-of-control spending is going to have
                disastrous consequences of our nation?" And,
                "Do you believe the Obama Administration is
                right in dramatically scaling back our
                nations military?" At the end, it asks
                for a donation to the Republican Party. Other people -- including the
                Democratic governor of Montana and a Democratic
                representative in Georgia -- have gotten the
                survey too. The faux Census form
                doesnt appear to be illegal. The United
                States Postal Inspection Services general
                counsel reviewed the survey in January and
                determined that it did not violate the Deceptive
                Mailings Prevention Act of 1990. The act
                prohibits any mail from flat-out impersonation of
                a federal organization. In this case, using the
                word Census, even with a capital "C,"
                does not equate to impersonation of the U.S.
                Census Bureau, said Pete Rendina, an Inspection
                Service spokesman. The survey also doesnt
                appear to violate any Federal Election Commission
                fundraising rules, said Judith Ingram, FEC
                spokeswoman, because it includes disclaimers
                about who is allowed to donate. But why would the RNC send
                something under the guise of the Census? We called Mark Weiner, the
                founder of Winning Mark, a progressive-leaning
                direct-mail campaign consultant, and he said
                using the term "Census" could earn the
                document a second glance, thus increasing the
                response rate and maybe even influencing an
                independent voter with its slanted questions. "Youre trying to
                leverage the most valuable commodity -- other
                peoples money," he said. "This is
                obviously piggybacked on a lot of advertising
                around responding to the real Census." The RNC didnt respond to
                our questions about why it chose to have its
                survey mimic a Census form. But spokesman LeRoy
                Coleman issued this written response: "The
                document clearly indicates that it is an RNC
                mailer. The purpose of this document is to gather
                Republican opinion from across the country and
                raise a little money." Rep. Carolyn Maloney, D-N.Y.,
                filed a bill (the "Prevent Deceptive Census
                Look Alike Mailings Act" that would require
                more prominent disclosures on any mailing that
                uses the word "census," although it
                wouldnt outlaw the practice altogether.
                Maloneys office says the congresswoman had
                filed a complaint about the mailer with the
                Inspection Service, and she filed her legislation
                after learning the Inspection Service wont
                be issuing penalties. 
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                |  | Just Jake
                Talkin' Mornin',
 
                    Got into a situation once.
                    I ended up boardin a horse that was
                    bein fought over by a couple
                    gettin a divorce. Kept it an fed
                    it and exercised it for nearly a year without
                    any financial consideration. Got a little
                    attached to the pony I suppose. When the
                    split was legal, I offered to buy the horse,
                    but only ended up with some expenses
                    bein covered. The horse had some spirit,
                    so when I saw the owner comin with a
                    trailer on that muggy summer day, I knew
                    there would be trouble. I was probly
                    hopin after fightin ta load the
                    owner might decide reconsider my offer. I sat
                    on the porch and watched the horse get shoved
                    and pulled, nearly choked with a rope. I
                    finally had ta go down and calm the animal
                    and walk it into the trailer. I dont know that I
                    did the horse a favor, seein as how it
                    would probly be treated. But at the
                    time, there wasnt much option. This is some fact, but
                    mostly,  Just Jake Talkin. 
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