today's
laugh 1.
How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It
2. How Do You Catch a Tame
Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It
3. How Do Crazy People Go
Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path
4. What Do Eskimos Get
From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroids
7. What Do You Call a
Boomerang That Doesnt work? A Stick
9. What Do You Call
Santas Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses
10. What Do You Call Four
Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quatro Sinko
11. Whats The
Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can
Roast Beef
12. Where Do You Find a Dog With No
Legs? Right Where You Left Him
1910
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Bond Jumping Wheat
Stealers Let Off With a Small Fine.
Andrew Kemper and O. W. Lyon, the two
farmers from near Jasper charged with stealing wheat,
were not present when their case was called in Justice
Tyrees court this morning. C. E. Burch appeared for
them as their attorney and entered a plea of guilty. They
were fined $1 and costs each, making a total of about
$35. This was promptly paid.
It will be remembered that when the men
were arrested here they put up a team and wagon with
Attorney John H. Bailey, and he went their security to
the extent of $50 each. They failed to appear for trial
and the case was continued to allow Mr. Bailey an
opportunity to find the men. They had skipped the
country, however, and it afterward developed that one of
the horses did not belong to either of them and the other
was mortgaged to Weeks & Son. The horses were
replevined and the attorney was left in the hole.
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Today's Feature State Wide
Tornado Drill March 9.
March is Severe Spring Weather
Preparedness Month in Missouri because the
weather transitions from snow to rain, tornadoes
and flooding. The National Weather Service, the
State Emergency Management Agency and local
emergency management offices will conduct the
36th annual state tornado drill at 1:30 p.m.,
Tuesday, March 9. The weather service will
initiate the drill. If Missouri is experiencing
statewide severe weather conditions, the drill
will be moved to Thursday, March 11 at 1:30 p.m.
"The state tornado drill
reminds citizens, schools and businesses to
practice taking shelter when a tornado warning is
issued. Last May, 38 Missouri counties were
included in a federal disaster declaration for
severe weather and tornadoes. Those storms were
responsible for seven fatalities and 21 serious
injuries," said State Emergency Management
Agency Director Paul D. Parmenter. He noted that
a May 2008 tornado was responsible for 16
fatalities and more than 200 injuries in Newton,
Jasper and Barry counties. An April 2006 tornado
destroyed and heavily damaged structures in
Caruthersville, Braggadocio and Deering in
Pemiscot County.
Inside the
Administrations Deal with the
Pharmaceutical
Lobby
by
Sebastian Jones, ProPublica
Last August, the Los Angeles
Times reported that a deal had been reached
between the White House and the lobbying group
Pharmaceutical Research and Manufacturers of
America (PhRMA). The pharmaceutical industry
promised to deliver $80 billion in cost savings
and to run television ads supporting the health
care reform effort. In exchange, the White House
would prevent Medicare renegotiation of drug
prices and the re-importation of drugs from
abroad.
Now, in a methodically
researched report drawing on public records and
press accounts, the Sunlight Foundation has gone
back and forensically examined how the deal came
to be.
Here are a few of the key
findings:
The process began last
March 4, with Billy Tauzin, the former
congressman who is PhRMAs CEO, indicating
an interest in supporting health care reform [3]
a day before the first major White House meeting
with industry leaders on the topic.
By mid-April, a White
House deputy chief of staff, Jim Messina, and
Sen. Max Baucuss chief of staff, Jon Selib,
had convened a meeting with industry
representatives at the headquarters of the
Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee,
resulting in PhRMAs funding of two
nonprofits designed to campaign on the reform
efforts behalf. The Sunlight Foundation
writes that "the two groups spent $24
million on their advertising campaigns; the
contract to produce and place ads went to White
House Senior Advisor David Axelrods former
firm, AKPD, which owed Axelrod $2 million."
AKPD also employs Axelrods son as director
of research.
In June, Sen. Baucus
announced that he had secured $80 billion in cost
savings from the pharmaceutical industry. At the
time, Tauzin said of the agreement: "Today
marks an important first step toward our shared
goal of providing high-quality, affordable health
care to everyone in America. We applaud President
Obama and Senate Finance Committee Chairman
Baucus for their commitment to comprehensive
health care reform."
During a July 7 meeting
involving Rahm Emanuel, Messina, Selib and
pharmaceutical lobbyists, the terms of the deal
were laid out in clear language. A memo
summarizing the meeting, obtained by the
Huffington Post a month later, outlined how the
industry would generate a package of cost savings
"of up to $80 billion, but not more than $80
billion." In exchange, the White House
agreed to "oppose importation" and
"oppose rebates in Medicare Part D,"
among other things.
The Sunlight Foundation
also examined the defeat of Sen. Byron
Dorgans drug re-importation amendment,
introduced last December and heavily opposed by
the pharmaceutical industry. "Dorgans
amendment was defeated with numerous Democrats
previously in support of re-importation switching
to "no" votes," the Sunlight
Foundation noted.
Recently, in the aftermath of
Massachusetts Senator Scott Browns
election, Tauzin announced that he would step
down as CEO of PhRMA. As ProPublica has reported,
when Tauzin was in Congress, he was at the
forefront of crafting Medicare Part D, "the
prescription drug program for seniors that has
produced billions of dollars of profits for
pharmaceutical companies." A short time
later, he had retired and was at the helm of
PhRMA, earning as much as 10 times his salary as
a lawmaker.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Used ta be three basic hair
cuts. Burr (natural), Flat top (Butch Wax),
and long (Brylcream). Made things a lot
easier on barbers I suppose. But Ill
bet the barber shops had a hay-day
retrainin when the newer styles came
along.
Course the big
problem some have expressed with the Butch
Wax was the girls couldnt run their
fingers through their fingers through their
hair like the Brylcream commercials always
talked about. Never figured that one out
either, why that gal on the commercial liked
ta get her hands all greasy like that. Bet
she had trouble hangin on to her
lipstick after that.
It was a catchy little
phrase though, "a little dabll do
ya." Seems like it otta fit into
"Does eat oats" somewhere. Oh well,
hair today, gone tomorrow.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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ART
NOTES from Hyde House
by Sally Armstrong,
Director of artCentral
What a great new years
beginning! Our first exhibition for 2010 opened
last Friday night with both record crowds and
record sales, and I first want to thank those
members of my board who "pinch hit" for
me in the kitchen and at the front. Miriam Putnam
stood in as the lovely drink pourer, and both
Sara Ross and Jackie Boyer lent their assistance
as well for most of the evening both in the
kitchen and at the front. I couldnt have
done it without them! Several times the crowd
coming in the front door was so steady that I
could not see past them to the porch. I am
thrilled to boast that we received several new
memberships from this opening and sold nine
original paintings and a number of prints to this
enthusiastic group. Thanks to good weather and
six artists who brought their friends and
families, the night was a great success. Now, if
you did NOT get out to the opening, never fear.
The gallery will be open for the next two
weekends under a bit calmer circumstances, so
come by and view this beautiful collection of
over 48 paintings, from artists Kristin Huke,
Jesse McCormick, Debbie Reed, Margie Moss, Sue
Dixon and April Davis. There are a number of
subjects, sizes, and styles --- something to
delight each viewer. I was pleased to have the
new banner in place for the front porch entrance
in time for the opening, and thank once again
board member and commercial artist Kristin Huke
for her great original design. The large banner
will remain hanging throughout 2010 and will be a
great addition to our façade, to greet visitors.
Once again, we had folks Saturday and Sunday who
have never visited us before, and thanks to their
GPS systems found the location easily. Love that
modern technology! Be looking too for our new
anniversary poster that I have begun passing out
to members and businesses. This is a full color
poster that includes our new anniversary logo as
well as the entire schedule for 2010 and a lot of
great art and photography that says
"artCentral". I hope that we can get
these hung in many of our local business and
offices in support of our 25th Anniversary year.
Come see us!
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