| today's
        laugh 1.
        How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? 
        Unique Up On It 
        2. How Do You Catch a Tame
        Rabbit? 
        Tame Way, Unique Up On It 
        3. How Do Crazy People Go
        Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path 
        4. What Do Eskimos Get
        From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroids 
        7. What Do You Call a
        Boomerang That Doesnt work? A Stick 
        9. What Do You Call
        Santas Helpers? 
        Subordinate Clauses 
        10. What Do You Call Four
        Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quatro Sinko 
        11. Whats The
        Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can
        Roast Beef 
        12. Where Do You Find a Dog With No
        Legs? Right Where You Left Him 
        1910 
        INTERESTING MELANGE.  
        A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.  
        Bond Jumping Wheat
        Stealers Let Off With a Small Fine. 
        Andrew Kemper and O. W. Lyon, the two
        farmers from near Jasper charged with stealing wheat,
        were not present when their case was called in Justice
        Tyrees court this morning. C. E. Burch appeared for
        them as their attorney and entered a plea of guilty. They
        were fined $1 and costs each, making a total of about
        $35. This was promptly paid. 
        It will be remembered that when the men
        were arrested here they put up a team and wagon with
        Attorney John H. Bailey, and he went their security to
        the extent of $50 each. They failed to appear for trial
        and the case was continued to allow Mr. Bailey an
        opportunity to find the men. They had skipped the
        country, however, and it afterward developed that one of
        the horses did not belong to either of them and the other
        was mortgaged to Weeks & Son. The horses were
        replevined and the attorney was left in the hole. 
          
        
            
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                Today's Feature State Wide
                Tornado Drill March 9. 
                March is Severe Spring Weather
                Preparedness Month in Missouri because the
                weather transitions from snow to rain, tornadoes
                and flooding. The National Weather Service, the
                State Emergency Management Agency and local
                emergency management offices will conduct the
                36th annual state tornado drill at 1:30 p.m.,
                Tuesday, March 9. The weather service will
                initiate the drill. If Missouri is experiencing
                statewide severe weather conditions, the drill
                will be moved to Thursday, March 11 at 1:30 p.m. 
                "The state tornado drill
                reminds citizens, schools and businesses to
                practice taking shelter when a tornado warning is
                issued. Last May, 38 Missouri counties were
                included in a federal disaster declaration for
                severe weather and tornadoes. Those storms were
                responsible for seven fatalities and 21 serious
                injuries," said State Emergency Management
                Agency Director Paul D. Parmenter. He noted that
                a May 2008 tornado was responsible for 16
                fatalities and more than 200 injuries in Newton,
                Jasper and Barry counties. An April 2006 tornado
                destroyed and heavily damaged structures in
                Caruthersville, Braggadocio and Deering in
                Pemiscot County. 
                  
                 
                  
                Inside the
                Administrations Deal with the  
                Pharmaceutical
                Lobby 
                by
                Sebastian Jones, ProPublica  
                Last August, the Los Angeles
                Times reported that a deal had been reached
                between the White House and the lobbying group
                Pharmaceutical Research and Manufacturers of
                America (PhRMA). The pharmaceutical industry
                promised to deliver $80 billion in cost savings
                and to run television ads supporting the health
                care reform effort. In exchange, the White House
                would prevent Medicare renegotiation of drug
                prices and the re-importation of drugs from
                abroad. 
                Now, in a methodically
                researched report drawing on public records and
                press accounts, the Sunlight Foundation has gone
                back and forensically examined how the deal came
                to be. 
                Here are a few of the key
                findings: 
                 The process began last
                March 4, with Billy Tauzin, the former
                congressman who is PhRMAs CEO, indicating
                an interest in supporting health care reform [3]
                a day before the first major White House meeting
                with industry leaders on the topic. 
                 By mid-April, a White
                House deputy chief of staff, Jim Messina, and
                Sen. Max Baucuss chief of staff, Jon Selib,
                had convened a meeting with industry
                representatives at the headquarters of the
                Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee,
                resulting in PhRMAs funding of two
                nonprofits designed to campaign on the reform
                efforts behalf. The Sunlight Foundation
                writes that "the two groups spent $24
                million on their advertising campaigns; the
                contract to produce and place ads went to White
                House Senior Advisor David Axelrods former
                firm, AKPD, which owed Axelrod $2 million."
                AKPD also employs Axelrods son as director
                of research. 
                 In June, Sen. Baucus
                announced that he had secured $80 billion in cost
                savings from the pharmaceutical industry. At the
                time, Tauzin said of the agreement: "Today
                marks an important first step toward our shared
                goal of providing high-quality, affordable health
                care to everyone in America. We applaud President
                Obama and Senate Finance Committee Chairman
                Baucus for their commitment to comprehensive
                health care reform." 
                 During a July 7 meeting
                involving Rahm Emanuel, Messina, Selib and
                pharmaceutical lobbyists, the terms of the deal
                were laid out in clear language. A memo
                summarizing the meeting, obtained by the
                Huffington Post a month later, outlined how the
                industry would generate a package of cost savings
                "of up to $80 billion, but not more than $80
                billion." In exchange, the White House
                agreed to "oppose importation" and
                "oppose rebates in Medicare Part D,"
                among other things. 
                 The Sunlight Foundation
                also examined the defeat of Sen. Byron
                Dorgans drug re-importation amendment,
                introduced last December and heavily opposed by
                the pharmaceutical industry. "Dorgans
                amendment was defeated with numerous Democrats
                previously in support of re-importation switching
                to "no" votes," the Sunlight
                Foundation noted. 
                Recently, in the aftermath of
                Massachusetts Senator Scott Browns
                election, Tauzin announced that he would step
                down as CEO of PhRMA. As ProPublica has reported,
                when Tauzin was in Congress, he was at the
                forefront of crafting Medicare Part D, "the
                prescription drug program for seniors that has
                produced billions of dollars of profits for
                pharmaceutical companies." A short time
                later, he had retired and was at the helm of
                PhRMA, earning as much as 10 times his salary as
                a lawmaker. 
                 
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                Just Jake
                Talkin' 
                Mornin',
                    Used ta be three basic hair
                    cuts. Burr (natural), Flat top (Butch Wax),
                    and long (Brylcream). Made things a lot
                    easier on barbers I suppose. But Ill
                    bet the barber shops had a hay-day
                    retrainin when the newer styles came
                    along. 
                    Course the big
                    problem some have expressed with the Butch
                    Wax was the girls couldnt run their
                    fingers through their fingers through their
                    hair like the Brylcream commercials always
                    talked about. Never figured that one out
                    either, why that gal on the commercial liked
                    ta get her hands all greasy like that. Bet
                    she had trouble hangin on to her
                    lipstick after that. 
                    It was a catchy little
                    phrase though, "a little dabll do
                    ya." Seems like it otta fit into
                    "Does eat oats" somewhere. Oh well,
                    hair today, gone tomorrow. 
                    This is some fact, but
                    mostly, 
                    Just Jake Talkin.  
                     
                 
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                NOTES from Hyde House 
                by Sally Armstrong,
                Director of artCentral 
                What a great new years
                beginning! Our first exhibition for 2010 opened
                last Friday night with both record crowds and
                record sales, and I first want to thank those
                members of my board who "pinch hit" for
                me in the kitchen and at the front. Miriam Putnam
                stood in as the lovely drink pourer, and both
                Sara Ross and Jackie Boyer lent their assistance
                as well for most of the evening both in the
                kitchen and at the front. I couldnt have
                done it without them! Several times the crowd
                coming in the front door was so steady that I
                could not see past them to the porch. I am
                thrilled to boast that we received several new
                memberships from this opening and sold nine
                original paintings and a number of prints to this
                enthusiastic group. Thanks to good weather and
                six artists who brought their friends and
                families, the night was a great success. Now, if
                you did NOT get out to the opening, never fear.
                The gallery will be open for the next two
                weekends under a bit calmer circumstances, so
                come by and view this beautiful collection of
                over 48 paintings, from artists Kristin Huke,
                Jesse McCormick, Debbie Reed, Margie Moss, Sue
                Dixon and April Davis. There are a number of
                subjects, sizes, and styles --- something to
                delight each viewer. I was pleased to have the
                new banner in place for the front porch entrance
                in time for the opening, and thank once again
                board member and commercial artist Kristin Huke
                for her great original design. The large banner
                will remain hanging throughout 2010 and will be a
                great addition to our façade, to greet visitors.
                Once again, we had folks Saturday and Sunday who
                have never visited us before, and thanks to their
                GPS systems found the location easily. Love that
                modern technology! Be looking too for our new
                anniversary poster that I have begun passing out
                to members and businesses. This is a full color
                poster that includes our new anniversary logo as
                well as the entire schedule for 2010 and a lot of
                great art and photography that says
                "artCentral". I hope that we can get
                these hung in many of our local business and
                offices in support of our 25th Anniversary year.
                Come see us! 
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