today's
laugh "Smoking
kills. If youre killed, youve lost a very
important part of your life,"- Brooke Shields,
during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal
anti-smoking campaign.
"Outside of the killings,
Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the
country," Mayor Marion Barry, Wash., DC.
"Were going to turn this
team around 360 degrees,"- Jason Kidd, upon his
drafting to the Dallas Mavericks.
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves
to be kicked to death by a jackass, and Im just the
one to do it,"- A congressional candidate in Texas.
"Half this game is ninety percent
mental."- Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
"It isnt pollution
thats harming the environment. Its the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- Al Gore, Vice President
"I love California. I practically
grew up in Phoenix."- Dan Quayle
"Its no exaggeration to say
that the undecideds could go one way or another"
- George Bush, US President
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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Prosperity Notes.
John Cohen, who lives a short distance
east of Prosperity, died Tuesday of consumption. Deceased
was aged about 47 years and had been seriously ill for
more than a year. The remains were interred in Harmony
Grove cemetery Wednesday.
Stanley Raynor while at work in Duenweg
fell through the tracking and severely injured his knee.
He is able to be about however.
Miss Esther Hollingsworth, who removed
to the territory last winter returned to visit a few days
in the old neighborhood.
Stanley Raynor while at work in Duenweg
fell through the tracking and severely injured his knee.
He is able to be about however.
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Today's Feature Barking Dog
Ordinance Questioned.
The City Council Public Safety
Committee heard a request for modification of the
current barking dog ordinance from citizen Randy
Schmidt during its regular monthly meeting last
Monday.
Schmidt told the Committee that
the current regulations require that a police
officer personally witnesses a dog creating a
nuisance before the owner can be cited. Schmidt
wants the Committee to consider changing that
portion of the ordinance so that evidence such as
a sound recording or a video could be used as
evidence. He said that typically by the time an
officer arrives the annoyance has ceased.
Schmidt read excerpts from
ordinances created in several surrounding
communities that allowed such evidence to varying
degree.
The Committee also heard from
the neighbor that owns the particular dog that
spurred the request by Schmidt. They also heard
from three other nearby residents that said the
dog doesnt bother them.
Committee Chair Bill Welch told
Schmidt they would take his request under
consideration and get back to him.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
They say that folks that
live in the far north get grumpy when the sun
doesnt shine for long periods
durin the winter months. I think I was
havin some of those symptoms myself
durin last weeks downpour. I was
glad to see the clouds go away for as while,
it was good ta have some reassurance that I
hadnt gone where the sun dont
shine.
I always wondered where
that was. As a kid there were lots of
expressions I didnt really understand,
but repeated anyway, just cause they
sounded neat.
Usually expressions like
"big deal" or
"what-of-it" or the ultimate
"so?" seemed to irritate adults
after a while, even though such sayins
werent aimed at adults. Kids understood
this and would exaggerate usage just to push
the limits a little. The result was
somethin like bein without
sunshine for more than a couple days I
suppose.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Columns If youre patching an
article of clothing that has a hole, put a small
piece of aluminum foil underneath it as you iron
on the patch. This way, you wont
accidentally adhere the patch to the ironing
surface. Hey, its happened!
"Baby food jars
make excellent reusable containers -- especially
now that many baby foods are sold in plastic
containers with snap-on lids. I use these to make
small portions of prepared gelatin and pudding,
which I then freeze. I pop one in my
childrens lunchbox, and by lunchtime they
are defrosted and ready to eat. They serve the
dual purpose of helping to keep other items
cold." -- M.L. in Georgia
"I use baby powder
to give my dogs coat a freshening between
baths. I take her outside, rub a nice portion in,
then brush out. It removes dirt and grime, plus
leaves her smelling sweet as a baby!" --
O.S. in California
For quick and easy
cleanup after outdoor gardening, stick a bar of
soap in a net bag or piece of ladies
stockings and hang it from the hose bib.
Youll always know where it is, and
its always handy when you need to wash up
before going inside.
"Use greased muffin
tins to bake stuffed peppers." -- V.B. in
Illinois
"The best way to
pack clothes for camping is in complete outfits
rolled up together. I use small wastebasket
liners to hold my daily outfits together. The
benefits are that it stays neatly rolled, new
clothes dont get wet from rain, and the bag
can be used along the way to keep litter in its
place." -- R.F. in Colorado
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