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            Wednesday, March 3, 2010 Volume XVIII, Number 178 
         
        did ya
        know? 
        Did Ya Know?..2010 Project
        Graduation presents Big Man On Campus, Thursday, March 4,
        7 p.m. Adults $5 Student $2 
        Did Ya Know? . .The Carthage
        Shrine Train Crew will be hosting a Hot Dog and Chili
        Feed on Mar 6th at 6:00 PM. It will be held at the Train
        Barn on West Mound Street Road in Carthage. Adults $6.00
        and kids 12 and under $3.00 . All proceeds go to the
        Train Crew and are not tax deductible as a charitable
        donation." 
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        | today's
        laugh The following
        list of rules applies to each person as they enter
        Montana. 
        1. Lets get this straight;
        its called a "gravel road." I drive a
        pickup truck because I need to. No matter how slow you
        drive, youre going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive
        it or get out of the way. 
        2. So you have a $60,000 dollar car.
        Were impressed. We have quarter-million dollar, air
        conditioned tractors that we drive three weeks a year. 
        3. So every person in every pickup
        waves. Its being friendly. Try to understand the
        concept. 
        4. Yeah, we eat Walleye & Rainbow
        Trout. You really want sushi & caviar? Its
        available at the corner bait shop. 
        5. When we fill out a table, there are
        three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use
        three spices: salt, pepper, and A-1. 
        1910 
        INTERESTING MELANGE.  
        A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.  
        CARTHAGE LOSES ANOTHER. 
        Carthage has lost another of her
        excellent teachers. This time it is Miss Mary E. Kennett,
        who is one of the most experienced and successful primary
        teachers in the Carthage schools. 
        During the recent meeting of the state
        association of school boards, a member of the Kansas City
        school board saw some specimens of work from Miss
        Kennetts room in the exhibit at the Central school
        and he was much impressed with them. He investigated in
        regard to her further and the result is that a letter has
        now come asking her to come to Kansas City at once to
        take a position now open for her. 
        As the offer means a promotion and an
        advance in salary she has accepted and will leave for
        Kansas City tonight. This now makes eight teachers who
        have been taken from the Carthage schools for positions
        in Kansas City. 
        
            
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                Today's Feature Nixon names
                Vernon County prosecutor to  
                MSSU Board of
                Governors. 
                JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. - Gov. Jay
                Nixon today appointed Lynn M. Ewing III, the
                prosecuting attorney of Vernon County, Mo., to
                the Missouri Southern State University Board of
                Governors. 
                Ewing has served as Vernon
                County prosecutor since 1999. Prior to his
                service as prosecutor, Ewing was Mayor of the
                City of Nevada from 1997 to 1998; at the time he
                became Mayor, he had served on the City Council
                since 1993. 
                "Missouri Southern State
                University is a critical part of our
                higher-education system, and I know Lynn Ewing
                will help move this institution forward,"
                Gov. Nixon said.  
                Ewing will fill the seat
                vacated by David Ansley. Ansleys departure
                follows offensive comments he made during a
                recent meeting of the Board of Governors. 
                "The comments made by
                David Ansley were inappropriate and
                offensive," Gov. Nixon said. "After
                learning of his remark, I was committed to
                finding an appropriate replacement as quickly as
                possible."  
                 
                 
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                Just Jake
                Talkin' 
                Mornin',
                    Evertime the
                    recyclin recycles I have ta wonder
                    bout the benefits of any of the plans.
                    Now my uncle, he lives a recyclin
                    life-style. He built his house from old
                    lumber, drives a used car with recapped
                    tires, reads his neighbors newspaper,
                    and is happily married to this third wife. 
                    He frequents auctions and
                    saves hundreds of boxes of junk from
                    bein hauled to the dump and sells it to
                    the tourists in the flea market one piece at
                    a time. 
                    He used ta buy a soda at
                    the fillin station and leave the empty
                    bottle in the rack, now hes told ta put
                    it in the trash. He used ta save his milk
                    bottles and exchange em with the dairy,
                    now its all plastic. He likes
                    chewin gum after its left on the bed
                    post overnight. He may be the originator of
                    the sayin about one mans trash is
                    another mans treasure. 
                    This is some fact, but
                    mostly, 
                    Just Jake Talkin. 
                     
                 
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                Weekly Columns HERES A TIP  
                By
                JoAnn Derson 
                 When treating wooden
                cutting boards, make sure you use mineral oil,
                not cooking oil. Cooking oil can go rancid and
                smell. This goes for wood counters as well. 
                 "Push the cardboard
                tube from a roll of paper towels into a pot of
                sand or marbles to create a glove or hat drying
                station. They will be propped up and open. To dry
                a hat, I stick a plastic bowl upside down on the
                tube and put the hat on that. If the pot is big
                enough, you can stick more rolls in there to dry
                several items at once." -- A.L. in Nebraska 
                 Save it for the garden:
                tea leaves (including bags), coffee grounds,
                cooking water from starches like pasta and
                potatoes, club soda and mineral water that has
                gone flat, and even soapy dishwater. All have
                nutrients your plants will appreciate.  
                 "To keep yourself
                from sleeping on your back, get a T-shirt that
                has a pocket on it. Sew a racquetball into the
                pocket, and wear the T-shirt backward. This has
                worked wonders for my husband. He breathes much
                better when he sleeps on his side." -- I.L.
                in Oklahoma 
                 "I always save my
                Styrofoam egg cartons. My children use them for
                all kinds of crafts, but mostly as paint pots.
                They can sit brushes in the non-cup side, and if
                they take a break, it can be re-covered and put
                in the refrigerator for later." -- C.J. in
                North Carolina 
                 Shower caps make great
                kitchen helpers. Use one to cover a bowl of
                fresh-cut fruit, or on a bowl of rising bread. Or
                use one to cover a plate of leftovers to deliver
                to a friend. 
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