Did Ya Know?.. . Carthage Farmers Market every Wed. and Sat starting at 7 am. Did Ya Know?.. . The Nazarene Church will host aRed Cross blood drive Thur, Oct. 14 from 11:30 to 6 -2000 Grand Did Ya Know?.. . Spare Cat Rescue will present a low-cost feline spay/neuter event during the first part of Nov. Female $20, male $15. Call 358-6808 for details. |
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laugh The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention so he asked one of his employees, Jenkins, to write him a punchy, 20-minute speech. When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious. "Whats the idea of writing me an hour-long speech?", he demanded. "Half the audience walked out before I finished." Jenkins was baffled. "I wrote you a 20-minute speech," he replied. "I also gave you the two extra copies you asked for." nice guys finish third in a field of six. Actually, short guys finish last. By the way, in medieval times, it was widely believed that nice guys finished twenty-sixth. You can see how limited those people were.
When at the window at the unemployment office, loudly say, "I didnt get to where I am today by listening to people like you!" 1910
A $30,000 DAMAGE SUIT. Case of W.D. Wilkie Against the Joplin-Galena Consolidated Company. W.D. Wilkie, a miner, today filed suit against the Joplin-Galena Consolidated Zinc and Lead company for $30,000 damages which he claims he sustained while working in their "Gray Goose Mine" near Prosperity on May 21, last. He states that while he was drilling according to directions he drilled into an "old shot" which had not before been exploded; that the explosion which followed blew out both eye balls, rendering him totally blind, and shattered both hands and both legs so that he will be a helpless cripple for life. Stonewall Pritchett is his attorney. Mrs. R.A. Mooneyham is expected home from her sojourn in Colorado within a week or ten days.
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